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The scene opens up with scenes from various horror flicks showing slasher and blood splatter every where. The scenes begin to go faster and faster before finally going pitch black. The opening riff for "If You Want Blood (You Got It)" by AC/DC hits as we see Angus Young playing live at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The crowd is on it's feet, cheering for the world renowned and respected band. After the song is over Angus Young shouts out to the sold out crowd.
Angus Young: L.A. Are you ready to rock!?
Tex: Hell Yeah!
Duff: Ooooh yeah!
The crowd goes wild, some even start a chant for their favorite songs. Angus smiles and speaks to them again.
Angus Young: Then it's my pleasure to give you one of the biggest juggernauts ever!
The crowd starts cheering as Angus and the band begin to play "War Zone" By Slayer as John Irons walks out wearing a custom made Armani Suit and a microphone. The crowd begins to cheer louder, some begin to boo. After a moment, John shakes hands with Angus and the band members as they continue to play. John gives them the signal to cut his music and they stop, the crowd starting to boo.
Irons: Los Angeles, The City of Angels, tonight you will bear witness to one of the most hardcore Pay Per View Events this city has seen in years! Every one person tonight isn't safe. There are titles on the line, and men seeking gold and revenge. Not one person will have an angel watching over them tonight, for blood will be shed, and time will take its toll. But onto tonight's card...
First we have a falls count anywhere match where our obtuse Bulldog Bill Barnhart will show that sniveling snot Dmitri a thing or two about how wrestling's done. Then we Have the International Title Match where the puppy who will meow Fang will be losing his title to Mighty Mouse the windbag, and finally we have our main event where Rex "dense as steel" Butthead will lose his title to one of three contenders: Canis the Canine, Jason "so-so sensational" Stevens and Erik Black the mighty. It should be a great show, and for anyone out there that thinks The Family owes you something, think again. It was said not that long ago that I am the Consigliere, and I will fuck over everyone as I see fit!
Tex: Geesh! You wouldn't think he'd be biased much...
Duff: You think? He's rooting for the Family to win!
Irons: And lastly, That little shit will be caught if it's the last thing I do. Glenn Fucking Frank will perish at my hands, then will be held accountable for his actions. I don't know how the mix up happened, but the New Mexico State Police dragged the wrong guy away, while Frank escaped once again. It was me that decided to give him a break, and make a run for it. If he's smart at all he will run away from the Asylum and never return. Let him be someone Else's problem. For now though we look to seeing some real action and we have a night full of events ahead. Let the Bloodshed BEGIN!
With that John Irons walks to the back as the camera’s move to the back
We follow Asylum Wrestling Alliance Interviewer, Page Harris, as the cameraman follows her backstage. She seems like a woman on a mission as she brushes past most of the wrestlers as they try to get her attention for her to conduct an interview with her. She finally reaches her destination, which is Bill Barnhart's dressing room. Just when Page is about to knock on the door, the dressing room door opens and Barnhart quickly walks out and bumps into Page Harris.
BULLDOG BILL: Oops! Sorry Page! I didn't know you were stalking me and standing outside my dressing room door!
PAGE HARRIS: Oh, Bill, I never stalk you. I have come for a pre-match interview as you are the first match on the Pay-per-View card and I want to know what you are thinking before you open the show.
BULLDOG BILL: Didn't you see my promos this week? I am so positive that I am going to kick Dmitri's butt and hurt him bad that I purchased a Medical Insurance Policy for him to pay all his Hospital Intensive Care Unit bills after I destroy him. I even made a reservation for him at White Memorial Medical Center in Los Angeles. And, for crying out loud, who wouldn't want the best ICU Nurse in the history of nursing, Nurse Ratched, as their attending Nurse? And do you remember that building you saw demolished? Just watch and see if Dmitri doesn't crumble into a pile of rubble just like that building did when I beat him down! Oh, Page, this is going to be one of my most pleasurable beat downs in my wrestling career!
PAGE HARRIS: Thanks for your time Bill. I hear them calling you for your match so I will let you go. Good luck in your match.
BULLDOG BILL: Page, one of these days you are going to realize there is no LUCK involved in my matches...it is all my wrestling skill and nothing else!
PAGE HARRIS: There you have it everyone! Barnhart is ready to kick some Dmitri butt! Now we give it back to Tex and Duff at ringside who are ready to call the match.
Just before we head to the ring we see Dmitri standing with interviewer Tyra Foxx.
Tyra: Dmitri, you heard the comments from Bill Barnhart. What are your thoughts about your match with him?
Dmitri: Confidence is a sweet thing, too bad you won’t be able to help him get the job done today as I leave him begging for mercy coughing up his own blood… I thank you for the time Tyra.. But it’s time for me to do some damage
With that Dmitri walks away, preparing for his match
The arena lights flicker and then two spot lights shine to the side of the big screen. On one side the word Respect lowers on a banner into the spot light and on the other side forgiven is on a banner that lowers. Then a video plays and the man from last week is walking with his leather mask on and a black suit with a red silk shirt. The man stops and kneels and looks to the sky.
Man: Before I speak to you let me tell the world that I am not the second coming and I am not a prophet I am a sinner that is working to clear my wrong doings. I was an evil man, I let people down I made the world think it was ok to do things I cant even say I did. You see the AWA doesn’t know me, it will learn to know me soon enough. Last week I called out to your champion Rex. I showed him what he is and left to let him think about what he needs to do different. However I cant expect him to change overnight or even a week. So now I must show him how to be a better person.
Man: father I am asking you to give me the power to show rex and those that follow in his evil ways can always change. Please allow me to spread your good word. The times of evil need to pass and they need to ask for your forgiveness and show you your respect. Father these men must changes their ways or we are all doomed. The flames of hell burn with the fuel that pours from the bodies of these evil men.
Man: Rex I couldn’t be in the arena tonight, I had to go help people I felt tempted by evilness to return to my evil ways. But I am relaxing here in humboldt county in California preparing to talk to the teens in this county about the fact that this county is known for one thing and that is the gateway drug marijuana . I look around this place and see my work is needed. Next I am headed to Compton to talk to gang members, then on to vegas to speak on the evil of the casinos
The video stops and the camera cuts over to tex and duff. The two seemed puzzled by who this.
Tex: I am not sure who that is, the voice does not sound familiar. I asked Goth last week after the show about this guy and he said he didn’t have anything to do with it. And that he was looking into who it was.
Duff: I don’t know but I am glad he isn’t here tonight.
LEGACY IN BLOOD by Vampira hits the speakers in the Staples Center in Los Angeles as the arena goes dark when the lights go out. The TRON crackles to life and we see blood dripping down until the name DMITRI appears on the screen. We then see Dmitri step out from backstage and walk out on the landing. He stops and plays the fans for a moment before heading off down the ramp to the ring. Dmitri arrives at the ring, walks up the steps, and steps through the ropes and into the ring. Dmitri just stands in the middle of the ring staring up at the entrance area to await the arrival of Bill Barnhart.
DUFF: Dmitri is one big wrestler at 6 feet 7 inches and 275 pounds. If Bill Barnhart wasn’t able to take care of a small wrestler like Metamania then he will surely have a hard time with Dmitri, especially in a Hardcore Pinfalls Count Anywhere type of match.
TEX: Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched Duff. Remember that Dmitri suffered a major back injury that put him out of wrestling for about a year. You can rest assured that Barnhart will take advantage of that back injury and work it to his advantage.
STORMY CANYON: Here is our first participant in this match, from Moscow, standing in at 6 feet 7 inches and weighing 275 pounds, it is DMITRI!!!!!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER by Blondie hits the speakers in the arena. The TRON shows some clips from matches Bill Barnhart had in the past. Bill steps out from backstage and walks under the TRON while pink pyros erupt and the sparks cascade down on the entrance area. Bill stops at the top of the entrance ramp and stares down toward the ring where Dmitri is waiting for him. After a short pause he heads off down the ramp to the ring. As he gets close to the ring Barnhart leaps up and dives under the bottom rope and then he pops to his feet and faces Dmitri, just standing there staring at him.
DUFF: There is no way in hell that Bill Barnhart can take out Dmitri even if this is a Hardcore Pinfalls Count Anywhere match. Bill is too fat and slow to compete against Dmitri.
TEX: Talk all the smack you want Duff. You are going to see Bill Barnhart at his finest in this match.
STORMY CANYON: Here is our next participant, from Oakland, California, standing in at 6 feet even and weighing 240 pounds, it is BILL “BULLDOG” BARNHART!!!!!
Referee “Chocolate” Chip Long waddles to the center of the ring and he calls Dmitri and Barnhart to him to explain the rules, or lack of rules, for this match and how a victory is obtained. He explains to the two wrestlers that the winner must get a pinfall but that a pinfall is legal anywhere in the arena. Long further informs the men that if they go outside of the arena then they can still fight out there but any pinfall outside the confines of the arena will be illegal and not counted toward a win.
TEX: Why is it that every time we have a match like this, such as pinfalls count anywhere in the arena, they have to assign Chip Long to the match? He is the fattest and slowest Referee around so he will not be able to keep up with the wrestlers to be able to count a pinfall.
DUFF: You do not have to worry about that Tex. There are Referees stationed all around the arena. If Chip Long happens to be lagging behind for any reason the other Referees will be able to step up and make the pinfall determination on his behalf.
Referee Chip Long calls for the bell and this match is officially underway. Bill and Dmitri lock up and immediately Barnhart maneuvers Dmitri to the ropes and throws Dmitri through the ropes onto the arena floor. Barnhart quickly exits the ring, drags Dmitri to his feet and whips him hard into the steel ring steps, causing Dmitri to hit his back on the steps. Dmitri slumps to the arena floor as Bill stomps over, grabs Dmitri by the hair, and drags him to his feet. Barnhart then grabs Dmitri around the body and pushes him back into the side of the ring, again hitting the back of Dmitri on the ring apron. Dmitri falls hard to the arena floor as Bill laughs and plays the crowd over his domination of Dmitri.
TEX: Gee, Duff, how do you like that? Barnhart is taking the hurt to Dmitri and working over his previously injured back like I told you he would! HA!
DUFF: HA my butt! The match just started and Dmitri has the ability to get out of any situation.
While Barnhart is distracted by playing the crowd, Dmitri has gotten to his knees and he is trying to stand up. Bill turns and sees Dmitri up to his knees and he decides to finish him off quickly. Bill stomps toward Dmitri to end this match right away but he gets caught with a punch to the groin by Dmitri. This causes Barnhart to stop in his tracks and lose his breath. Bill catches his breath and is about to deliver another blow to Dmitri when we see Dmitri stiff arm the groin of Barnhart with an uppercut that drives Bill to his knees. Dmitri then drags Barnhart to his feet and drives him back into the wooden barricade, slamming Bill hard into the barricade. Barnhart drops to the arena floor while Dmitri takes off up the ramp and disappears down the hallway toward the concession stand. The cameraman is following Dmitri as he runs down the hallway and surprisingly Referee Chip Long is not far behind him. Barnhart slowly gets to his feet and he looks up at the TRON, figures out where Dmitri is headed, and Bill then runs up the ramp and down the hallway toward the concession stand.
TEX: This should be quite amusing. Every time we have one of these Pinfalls Count Anywhere matches, and the wrestlers end up at the concession stand, very interesting things happen.
DUFF: You can say that again! We can usually count on the fans getting involved through residual damage too!
We watch as Dmitri runs toward the concession stand and he pushes through the fans waiting in line and dives over the counter and hides behind the counter. Referee Chip Long huffs and puffs up to the concession stand and he pauses as he awaits the arrival of Bill Barnhart. After a short time Barnhart shows up at the concession stand. He looks around to see if he can catch a glimpse of Dmitri. Some of the fans shout out that Dmitri is hiding somewhere behind the counter of the concession stand. Bill takes the clue from the fans and he jumps over the concession stand counter. No sooner does he jump over the counter when we see Dmitri pop up with a hand full of salt and he throws it into the eyes of Barnhart, temporarily blinding him. Bill thrashes around trying to find something to flush his eyes out with. He feels the soda dispenser hose and he grabs it and pushes all the buttons on it while aiming it at his face. He manages to quickly flush out the salt from his eyes and he grabs a towel and wipes his face off.
DUFF: I guess Bill Barnhart just gave a whole new meaning to the term SODA JERK!
TEX: Oh, that was so funny that I forgot to laugh!
Bill looks around to try to figure out where Dmitri is located. As he turns a corner Dmitri pops up again and this time he starts throwing plates and cups at Barnhart. Bill successfully ducks the flying plates and cups as he rolls aside to the condiment counter. Bill spots a squirt bottle of ketchup and mustard and he picks the two squeeze bottles up and points them at Dmitri. Bill squeezes with all his might and all the ketchup and mustard comes flying out of the containers and directly into the face of Dmitri. The condiments cause Dmitri to be temporarily blinded. Barnhart looks around and finds two large spatulas for flipping hamburgers and he grabs them and whacks them on the side of the head of Dmitri. Unfortunately for Barnhart, Dmitri drops to his knees and finds a rolling pin under the counter. He grabs the rolling pin and quickly lifts it between the legs of Bill, whacking his nuts and dropping Bill to the floor. Not one to give up this easily Bill reaches up and grabs a huge frying pan and he swings it and pounds Dmitri square in the face. Dmitri drops to the floor holding his face. This gives Bill the opportunity to take off from the concession stand and head off down the hallway.
TEX: That was a very good counter on the part of Bill Barnhart!
DUFF: I think you just inadvertently made a joke Tex. You said Bill made a good COUNTER and we are at the counter of the concession stand.
We see Bill take off down the hallway as Referee Chip Long surprisingly keeps up with him. Dmitri has removed the mustard and ketchup from his eyes and face and he looks up on the monitor to see that Barnhart just ran down the hallway and into the women’s restroom. Dmitri takes off down the hallway and when he arrives at the women’s restroom he busts inside. Women come pouring out of the restroom screaming as Dmitri goes in. He is looking around the women’s restroom trying to figure out where Barnhart is. He doesn’t see anything but he knows Bill must be in the restroom somewhere since all the women ran out when he went in. Dmitri starts checking all the stalls and he sees a pair of legs under the stall as if someone was sitting on the toilet. Dmitri at first thinks it is a woman who could not get out of the restroom in time when he came in until he realizes the legs are fat and hairy and the feet are encased in wrestling boots. Dmitri slams the stall door open and it smacks into Bill Barnhart, who is sitting on the can, nearly knocking Barnhart off the toilet bowl. Bill pushes the door hard to slam it and it hits Dmitri in the face. Bill gets up and exits the stall. He grabs Dmitri in a headlock and drags him into the handicapped stall. The two men are fighting with each other trying to get the head of the other wrestler into the toilet bowl. Dmitri manages to slam Bill’s head into the stall wall and then he pounds Barnhart to his knees and shoves his head into the toilet bowl. Dmitri reaches up and flushes the toilet several times while holding Bill’s head in the bowl. After the toilet flushes Dmitri releases Barnhart and runs out of the restroom and down the hall. Referee Chip Long didn’t see a pinfall so he exits the restroom to follow Dmitri down the hallway. Bill Barnhart slowly removes himself from the stall and starts to stagger out of the women’s restroom. As he is exiting the women’s restroom an elderly woman walks in, sees a man in the women’s restroom, so she screams at Bill and whacks him hard with her heavy purse.
TEX: That sure was a shitty thing for Dmitri to do!
DUFF: Ha ha ha!!!
TEX: And what do you find to be so funny?
DUFF: You are so funny Tex. You said it was a shitty thing to do and we are watching Dmitri shove Bill Barnhart’s head into a toilet!
Dmitri is seen running down the hallway with Referee Long close behind him. Dmitri is checking all the doors he passes and all of them are locked. He finally finds a door which is unlocked and he enters the room. As soon as he gets inside the room he realizes he is in the television broadcast booth at the Staples Center. Dmitri looks around for a place to hide as he knows that Bill Barnhart will be along shortly. Bill, who was able to get away from the elderly woman in the women’s restroom, has spilled out into the hallway and he has been watching on a television monitor and he knows that Dmitri went into the television broadcast studio so he runs down the hall and he goes into the room. He cautiously looks around to see if he can see Dmitri or at least hear him shuffling around inside the studio.
TEX: I believe Barnhart has Dmitri this time. I can see a picture perfect pinfall by Barnhart here.
DUFF: You did it again Tex! Now you are talking about a picture when we are in a television broadcast studio!
Barnhart isn’t taking chances since he was sneak attacked by Dmitri in the concession stand earlier. Bill finds a microphone stand and he disconnects the boom and holds it in his hand as a weapon. He tiptoes around the studio listening to hear Dmitri rustling around. Bill hears a noise to his left and he swings the microphone boom and pops a television monitor. Glass goes flying around the broadcast studio. There is another noise behind him and Barnhart swings around and whips the microphone boom into a television camera causing it to crash to the floor and short out. Bill continues sneaking around the television broadcast studio looking for Dmitri. He sees some movement on the other side of the studio so he goes to where the movement was seen. When Barnhart gets to that spot Dmitri jumps up and sprays Bill in the face with an electronic component spray. This is some nasty stuff as it contains a bit more than just alcohol. Although Bill is blinded by the spray he manages to swing the microphone boom and connect to the side of the head of Dmitri, causing Dmitri to fly sideways into a rack of recording equipment, causing the equipment to short out, fall off the rack, and start a small electrical fire. Security personnel come running in with fire extinguishers and a hose and they put the fire out. In the process they spray Barnhart in the face with water from a fire extinguisher and this cleans his eyes out of the electronic component spray. Bill sees Dmitri lying in the corner of the studio so he figures he can go for a pinfall. Bill drags Dmitri out of the corner and out of the studio into the hallway. Barnhart power slams Dmitri to the hallway floor and then he jumps on him and goes for the pin. Referee Chip Long drops and goes for the count. ONE…TWO… and somehow Dmitri manages to kick out of the pinning combination.
TEX: How in the world did Dmitri get out of that pinning combination?
Bill is absolutely furious with Referee Chip Long for being so damn slow on the count. Referee Long gets into the face of Barnhart and he holds two fingers into the air to show it was only a two count. Bill is not buying the two count excuse from Chip Long and he gets right into the face of the Referee until the Referee threatens him with a Disqualification. Bill laughs in his face since this match is Hardcore rules which means there is no Disqualification and only a pinfall can win the match. Chip Long backs off when he realizes that Barnhart is right but he still chastises Bill Barnhart for questioning his call. Bill has had enough of Chip Long and he shoves Referee Long in the chest with both hands, and this causes Referee Long to get slammed back into the wall. While Barnhart is arguing with the Referee with his back turned to Dmitri, we see Dmitri get to his feet and he has grabbed a large floor lamp and he is walking up behind Barnhart to hit him with it. Referee Long, who is standing in front of Barnhart, is really upset that Bill shoved him into the wall so he shoves back at Barnhart. Bill has had enough toying around with Referee Long so he turns to go back on the attack against Dmitri. As soon as Barnhart turns around we watch in shock as Dmitri lifts the large heavy floor lamp over his head and brings is crashing down on the head of Bill Barnhart. We watch as Barnhart crumples to the hallway floor just like a building that was just demolished by dynamite. Dmitri wastes no time in rolling Barnhart onto his back and going for the cover and hooking both legs. Referee Chip Long drops to the hallway floor and makes the count. ONE…TWO…THREE!!! Dmitri has won this match and Referee Long asks that he get off Bill Barnhart and he does. We now switch to ringside where Tex and Duff have closing comments on the ending of this match and where Stormy Canyon has the official decision to announce.
TEX: What can I say Duff? It was one hell of a match. It was back and forth. Anyone could have won this match. Dmitri was the better wrestler tonight and Bill is going to have to deal with two losses in a row.
DUFF: Thank you Tex. It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. Let me buy you a beer!
STORMY CANYON: Ladies and gentlemen! The winner of this match, pinfalls count anywhere in the arena, with a stunning knockout and a pinfall, it is DMITRIIIII!!!!!
The scene switches back to the hallway where Referee Chip Long raises the hand of Dmitri in victory. Dmitri looks over to check on the status of Barnhart as the Paramedics are working on him. After he is sure that Bill will be okay, Dmitri turns and leaves the scene.
DUFF: Uh, he kicked out! DUH!
Bill Barnhart stands in the ring after the match, alone he looks around to find the crowd going nuts as somebody makes their way through the crowd with a chair in hand.
Martin: Is that…. Is that….
Travers: Malvolio Kohut?
Martin: What the hell is he doing here?
The man known once as Kohut slides under the bottom rope to stand before a bewildered Bulldog eyeballs this uncertain moment. They exchange words not heard by the camera, but lip readers can see Malvolio mouth form the words “Nothing Personal,” as he slams the edge of the chair into Barnhart’s Ribs, then puts the chair crashing down into Bill’s skull, laying the old man out.
Martin: What the…
Travers: Is that Chaplin Graves?
And yes the Camera picks up the Entrance way and the Bastard Prince makes his way down to ringside walking a with a strong limp, leaning on a cane, and a microphone in his other hand. He makes his way down to the ring, and gets in and crowd chants Kohut, Kohut, Kohut.
Malvolio whispers something into Chaplin’s ears.
Chaplin Nods,
Chaplin: I know you are all excited to see him, but the man formally known as Malvolio Kohut wishes to be called by his birth name, Hank Henry the Third.
Hank Henry III then whispers something else into Chaplin’s ear.
Chaplin: Hank Henry, also-
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Hank whispers something more into his managers ear, and Chaplin rolls his eyes.
Chaplin: Hank Henry the third also wants Bob here to know he meant no disrespect hitting him with that chair. He would of attacked anybody in the opening match, for Hank Henry, the third, wanted to start this Pay Per View with a bang.
Hank is back at Chaplin ears.
Chaplin: I am not saying that.
Henry looks anger, and whispers again in to Graves ear.
Chaplin: No, I’m not pushing your damn Merkin company, now lets get out of here, we got drinking to do.
The two old friends leave the ring.
Martin: I can’t believe what I just saw.
Travers: What the hell is a Merkin?
The camera’s go backstage for the next interview
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Jade Green stands outside of Metamania's dressing room, waiting for him to appear as she hears the crowd going nuts. Suddenly, the door swings wide open and the crowd go berserk at seeing the fan-proclaimed legend. Jade Green, dressed in a lovely green dress, quickly addresses him with a simple question.
Jade: Metamania, I know that this is a big night for you. The International championship is at stake and you have to go through hell and beyond to finally gain one of the three championships around here. You have fought Fang three times in the past back in GWA and have won all three. But recently, he finally won a victory against you in a three-way match for the International title and walked away with it victorious. This time, the situation is remarkably different. It's now you and Fang in a match that is two out of three falls, the first in a match that's about drawing blood and the second fall consists of a steel cage match and only one of you can climb out of the ring and escape through the door in order to seal the deal. If both of you tie it up, Goth will then reveal the third and final match for the third fall. Tell me and the rest right now, what are your thoughts about this match? What do you think you have to do in order to beat a man like Fang who is admittedly on fire these days?
Jade then raises the mic over to the former champion's lips as he thinks about what he wants to say for a few moments and he closes his eyes, breathes heavily, then lets it go and opens his eyes once more. Then he faces the camera attentively as Freya appears from behind and stands next to her man as he talks.
You know, Fang, I know that this has been nothing more but a tough week on the both of us. Neither of us seem to gain the advantage, although I know damn well that I have turned out to be the winner of the verbal wars. You know that as well as I do chump. And now...now we must focus our complete attention to the task at hand. Let's be honest, this is going to be one of the toughest challenges of my life. But I know how you work, Fang. I know how devious and crafty you can be in the ring, but I also know how weak and pathetic you can also be. I know your strengths and weaknesses and I know that our history has shown that I was and still am overall the better man that you will ever be. But you cost me a victory for the International title once before. It won't happen again. I want this title so badly, Fang. So badly that I'm willing to do whatever it takes when I step into the ring with you. You are truly a liar and a hypocrite of this business, Fang. You only care about yourself and not of others. You refuse to accept the truth when truth has haunted you for a long time. You refuse to accept me as the one that is quite superior to you in every way, shape, or form. Tonight, when I step into the ring with you, what won't matter is our history. What won't matter is our feud. What won't matter is your brother. But you know what will matter? The title. It may be the second biggest prize in the business, Fang, but a title is a title and I'm willing to claw, scratch, and bite my way to the top just so that I can have a piece of the gold once more. And even if I do fail tonight, that's ok. I know that another opportunity will come knocking on its door and I will try again, kinda like riding a bike, you know? If you fall, pick it up and go at it until you finally master the concept of riding a bike! Fact is, Fang, I will never leave. I will never hang up my boots and I will never retire until everything is done and I have achieved all of my dreams once again in the world of professional wrestling and leave my legacy on a positive, joyful note. So tonight, Fang, I will take that big step. I will take that big step towards my destiny. My destiny of becoming the NEW International champion! You played a big talk all week, but none of your lies and insults fazed me! I beat your ass three times in a row and you merely reversed my finisher and used yours to finish me off. Well, Fang, I dare say that history shall not repeat itself this time. I'm going to break you. I'm going to crush that titanium repaired knee of yours. I am going to strip away every thing that makes up "The Beast Who Would Be King". I am going to annihilate you, Fang. You have no idea of who you are going after this week. Fact is, I'm not sparing you this time. I'm gonna make you suffer, burn, and choke on every lie and insult you spewed in my face. I'm going to prove, to the world, that I am indeed one of the best wrestlers alive today. Fang, you better be ready for the inevitable. Canis isn't going to help you, your brother isn't going to help you. Fact is, NO ONE is going to help you from the fate that you so richly deserve and I will walk into the ring with every intention of becoming the NEW International champion and then, when it is all said and done, when all the smoke is cleared and after the dust is settled, I will walk out AS THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION! Rest assured, Fang, your fate is sealed and I'll be damned if I let you walk away from me with another victory at hand. I promise you - your days as the current International champion will be short lived and will be done VERY SHORTLY! For I have warned you plenty of times...and you refused to heed my words. Now receive your reward - with not just the beating of your life, Fang, but you'll leave tonight with a scar that you will never be able to wash away. After tonight, you, along with the rest of the world, will be looking at the NEW International champion when Bloodshed is said and done! I'll see you in the ring, Fang!
He looks into the camera still as he walks forward, a mad, enraged face creasing all over his features. Then he covers the camera screen and all fades to black...
The scene switches to ringside where John Irons can be seen with a microphone in hand. He has a half cocked smile on his face as he begins to address the crowd.
Irons: Tonight has been a great night so far, but I have some great news for the lot of you out there. Effective next week, Glenn Frank will be taking on Chris Shipman in a prison riot match. Weapons will be scattered around the inside of a cage where both men will battle it out. If Frank has the balls to show up to the match, he will not only have to face Chris Shipman, but will be chained to the ring so there is no chance for escape! The winner of the match will get a guaranteed spot in next months pay per view in a triple threat match for the international title. And Frank....if you're out there....you best show up. Cause if you don't.....you will be fir......
The lights go out, and "bodies" by Drowning Pool begin to play. John Irons can be seen looking around for Glenn Frank, but he isn't anywhere to be found. All of a sudden the music is cut off and the lights go out. Sounds of thumping can be heard as blows are being landed. The lights come back on and we see Glenn Frank using a barbed wire wrapped sledgehammer on John Irons, who is taking the beating, and trying to beat back. Glenn hits the big man in the family jewels with the bloodied weapon, which brings the big man to his knees.
Tex: John Irons has been brought to his knees!
Duff: Somebody stop that madman!
John cringes out in pain, but before Frank can hit another blow, John low blows Frank, causing him to fall to his knees. Once there Irons uses his massive hands and begins to choke the life out of Frank. Glenn, using his weapon one more time hits Irons across the face, blood splattering everywhere as Irons falls limp to the mat.
Tex: Oh Dear GAWD!!
Duff: Is he dead?!
Tex: Someone get the paramedics down here! Call an ambulance...
Duff: Call a priest...Call...look...the family is running down!
Just then, “The Golden Age of Grotesque” by Marylin Manson hits the PA as Goth, Jason Stevens and Bulldog Bill Barnhart rush to ring side. Glenn smiles an evil smirk and ducks out of the ring, and runs into the crowd. Stevens tries to give chase, but seems to be more concerned about John Irons. Medical crews arrive and start applying gauze to the face and body of the big man. They hoist him onto a stretcher and begin to roll him out of the arena. Goth gives a dirty look to the crowd before picking up the dropped microphone of John Irons and begins to speak to Glenn Frank.
Goth: Frank! FRANK! I know you can hear me! You'll pay dearly for this! And when you do, it will be your last breath!
The scene cuts
Wolf Moon blasts over the Arena PA and the man in black walks out with the International Title over his left shoulder. He is wearing a Black silk shirt, black dress pants and loafers. He walks down to the ring and stands in the center. In his right hand is a microphone. He waits for the crowd to quiet down. Fang then smiles as he brings the mic to his lips.
Fang: As I look out across the crowd I see fans who love me, and fans who hate me. None of you have the feelings for me that one man in the AWA does. A man who seems to despise me, even though we are blood. A man who has decided to make my life a living hell because he wants me to see who’s in charge here. Hell like I need to be told who’s in charge here. Goth, I know you are the Man in Charge here, but remember back when I said I’d save you. I’d bring back the Goth of old? Well only the Goth of old would go and make an International Title match as outrageous as you did. I have to hand it to you, you’ve got me on the ropes brother. You have me up against the wall. What the hell am I going to do?
Fang chuckles as he looks around the arena. He shakes his head and grins.
Fang: Goth, I’ll tell you one thing. You think if I lose this International Title to Metamania tonight that it’s going to stop me from doing what I want and being who I want you are sadly mistaken. Hiding behind saying you don’t care who wins this title from me means that you don’t want the best for your company. You want to tell me that me letting Brenda run my company means I can’t handle it. It’s MY company and I do the right thing by it by finding the right people to put in the right positions. Who did you put in charge here, Goth? You put John Irons and Bill Barnhard into key staff positions because you have some damn mafia power game running through your head. This is no game Goth, this is people’s livelihoods that you continually play with like some deranged puppet master. Hey it’s how you’ve lived your whole life isn’t it though brother. It’s how you’ve treated everyone you’ve ever been involved with. Remember Ezekiel? When you came into the!
GWA you two were like brother but you found someone stronger to associate with. You remember who you traded up your former partner for right? Me, ah and when it came time to cast me off unlike Ezekiel I didn’t just disappear. Because I am stronger. I am stronger than you, because even now you sit there thinking I’m deranged, that I don’t have a clue to what I’m talking about.
Duff: Aw, Fang and a boring history lesson. Why doesn’t Goth get rid of this chump.
Tex: Because he puts butts in seats, and we don’t have that big a roster anyway
Fang looks over at Tex and Duff, at one time in his career when he didn’t want to hear from people like them he would have shut them up. Tex knows that from personal experience, but these days the Man in Black doesn’t waste his time on men who are just paid to call the action.
Fang: See you seem to think that I still harbor some kind of hatred for you, Brother. You still seem to think I blame you for my predicaments. You also seem to think that I’m trying to be like you. It’s okay, Goth, your ego is bigger than your common sense. You see I’m doing exactly what I said I was going to do, I’m being who I want to be. This title on my shoulder, it isn’t about that. Titles come and go, Goth, you know that. Hell you’ve held more of them than I have in your career. It’s not the gold I missed when I came to do this. Being a successful business man is boring. It’s boring as hell. Having more money than you know what to do with doesn’t mean you’ll always be interested in living life. This ring, Goth, is one of the two places I feel alive. It’s where I can find challenge and conflict. It isn’t about gold or being better than YOU. You’re done, retired. You hung up your boots to create a show like no other. Hell, I’m proud of yo!
u for that, Goth. The AWA is the best wrestling show in the world and you made it happen. I was apart of that in the beginning and I’m a bigger part of it as a talent, but it’s yours, and nobody can take that accomplishment away. You founded it, had I wanted to be like you I would have gone off and founded my own wrestling fed to compete against you. I didn’t. I came back here to AWA and helped open it’s doors, not for me. For you, brother, because I knew what you were aiming for. A legacy. So when I left to have my knee repaired can you imagine how I felt when people kept telling me you had no faith in my ability to return and be a contender. Well here is the proof that I can be a contender.
Fang holds up the International title. The fans who love Fang go crazy the ones that hate him boo. A mixed reaction of Cenaesque proportions. The man in black pulls the International Title down and holds it back on his shoulder.< /I>
Fang: Now you want to stick your nose in a mess around. You want to play your games because you don’t like it. I’m a threat to you? Really? I’ve more money in my bank accounts than you’ll ever see in your life, brother, and IF I REALLY WANTED to be a threat to you I could buy you out in a heartbeat. That’s the truth that YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE. I’ve bought my way to the top before, brother. My second GCW TV title was Bought and paid for when I returned from the Serengeti. I want you to have the AWA, it rightfully belongs to a man who worked his ass off to be the best damn wrestler in the world. You were, brother, during you career there was nobody better. There was nobody who could be as ruthless as you. Nobody who could be a Global Champion as many times as you were. In my own way, brother, I’m still trying to help a man who calls me his little brother, but is younger than me. You see the biggest problem with the AWA today is that you employ to man!
y yes-men. You employ people who won’t tell you when you’ve fucked up. I have people who I hire, consultants who keep me abreast of every situation and every possible mistake I could make when I run Porter Inc. Accountants who oversee how the money is being spent. Idea men who find out what the new hot thing is and how Porter Inc can make money off it. You don’t have that. You just have The Family. You know they say never work for Family it always ends bad. That’s why I had to get out of the back office. That’s why I had to come out here and be my own man, brother. I couldn’t stand being around the men who would do what you ask and talk behind your back. I decided if I was going to be who I wanted to be I might as well have you despise me for being true to myself. I would rather have you know that I don’t always agree with you, Goth. I would rather have you know that even though we’ve had our differences I will be here to fight the best in the world and put people in those seats. This belt means I’ve proven part one of my statements. That I can indeed be a champion still. My next steps are towards that Universal title, which will prove that I can be the best in the world. Brother, you know as well as I do that the KING OF KINGS is dead and gone. You’ve replaced him with the Godfather, and that is who you want to be now. I am your brother. I am the brother of the KING OF KINGS, and as such it is my responsibility to pick up the mantle, but because I am not you and I never will be you I must carve my own name as the BEAST WHO WILL BE KING. If you can’t understand that, Brother, then you will never understand anything. My path is clear to me, and I will say this for a final time, don’t get in my way. If I have to, no matter how much I care about you, brother, I will run right through you.
Fang stands in the center of the ring and holds the International title up into the air. He then brings it back down to his shoulder and lays the mic down in the center. He walks over to the ring ropes and steps through them. He shakes his head looking a bit saddened that his war with his brother has been somehow reignited. He walks to the back as Wolf Moon plays over the PA again.
Tex: A cathartic release from the man in black. I don’t know how Goth’s going to respond to it, but I know that coming to a head with his own brother is not something Porter wanted to do. I thought they had this all settled back in the Old GWA.
Duff: Family Affairs never get resolved fully, Tex. I think that there’s always going to be something that keeps these two men at odds with each other.
The cameras switch back to the goings on somewhere else in the arena.
p>The lights in the arena suddenly go out and “O Fortuna” begins playing on the speakers. Soon the big screen begins showing images of bloodied and battered wrestlers laying inside wrestling rings of various wrestling companies.
Tex Martin: What the hell is going on here?
Duff Travers: My money says it has something to do with that.
As the screen continues showing images, a flaming chair covered in barb wire lights up the darkness as it seems to be lowered to the ring.
Tex: Now I am confused.
Duff: Why it is simple what this is all about. All it is is that Bill Barnhart got drunk and brought his snuff collection to work and accidentally showed it to the world.
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