"Before I forget" by Slipknot airs through the arena as its meet with a mixture of cheers and boo's. Jaymz comes from the back and storms down the ramp, still wearing his leather jacket. Fans stuck out their hands but he didn't give them the time of day as he stepped over the rings ropes and called for a mic

Duff: Someone give that man a mic, ..we know what happens when he gets pissed!!

Tex: ..and that's the last thing we need to open up AWA's first Pay-Per-View.

Jaymz glared at the two men from the ring and they looked around at the AWA crew members

Duff: Get the man a mic!

One of the crew members tossed one in the ring and Jaymz caught it in the air. He scratched his ass and paced the ring for a few moments before climbing up on one of the turnbuckles and raising his hands in the air. The boo's overshadowed the cheers and that brought a sinister smile to the ugly mug of the giant man. He stepped back down and began to speak

Jaymz: Well, here we are.. Asylum Gates, ...the biggest damn show the AWA. It began at Insomnia and through the weeks weve raised the standard of how things are done around here, ..but now? Now weve got the biggest damn match there is with some of the craziest bastards in the business.. Tonight we crown the first ever Asylum Champion in Crazy J's specialty match, ..The Asylum Fun House.. Ya see, I've been to an asylum before and I had a damn good time.. I spent a lot of time talkin to people that weren't really there, ..eatin food that was like mush and all that other fun shit, ..but this? ..this is different cause for three people it aint gonna be fun, ...but you gotta be half-ass crazy to even set foot in this kind of thing; hell I don't even know if I would do it...Ok, I'm lieing – you know damn well I would! ..but let me as you people this: How'd yall like the way things with down last week? I'm tellin ya, the name may not be around but aint nothin ever gonna kill Zero Tolerance; and sittin around in the ring drinkin beer with my boys could easily become my new hobby, and so could being a ref – now that was an experience and a helluva time... But enough of last week, its gone and worthless – just like Goth's wrestling career!

another mixture of cheers and boo's rose from the fans

Jaymz: Sorry, I just couldn't resist. ...But here we are and I say lets just skip all this other crap and get the fuckin show on the road!! Lets see what we got: CJ Woods and Hazard? BOORRINNGG!!! Please, kill me first before I have to watch these two battle it out in the ring to find out whos worse than the other... I'm a GM, I get to boss you guys around so I say let the bell ring, then step out and let the ref count the both of you out, ..understand? ..Cause your doing nothing more than wasting peoples time... At least Staniak, Obo and Doug Crashin can get things rollin around here.. pppfffttt – again.. WHO CARES??? Good ‘Ol Stan and Doug fighting a musical instrument, ..cause that's what an Obo is, ..isnt it?? Oh well, and it's a good damn thing we got the Fun House match tonight cause I damn sure wouldn't pay to watch Barnhart and Nailz.. Hell, this match is even a number one contender match, ..but it don't matter cause whoever wins is still the loser; neither one of these two idiots are gonna win the Asylum Title from the winner of the Fun House match. Someone asked me the other day, “Alexi – why do you talk so bad about the wrestlers all the time?” Its cause I don't like ‘em and nobody said I had to. I get pleasure out of watching these guys get pissed because I talk bad about ‘em, ..I love it when I see the look of hate in their eyes as we pass each other backstage, ..there aint nothing better. So I'm gonna tell ya how worthless they are just to my kicks, ..but lets get this show on the road so we can watch the only wrestler that I DO like, ..Jason Cash, ..Win the belt and take the AWA to the top. And he's gonna get to beat down on ----

Suddenly The Cross blasts across the sound system and Goth's entrance clip blasts across the big screen in the arena as the fans stand up and expect Goth to enter the arena. The fans are amazed to see Goth coming out to the arena with Stacy Kissinger by his side, irritating Jaymz even more

Duff Travers: I think this is not the way Jaymz was expecting to have this show started!!!

Tex Martin: Give the man a microphone!!!

Goth is grinning as he is staring towards Jaymz as he has Stacy holding on to his arm and staring towards Jaymz with a look of worry

Goth: What's that Jaymz? Are we going to have a revival of Zero Tolerance as you are soiling your pants with joy? Come on now, you got to be kidding me with the whole notion that your buddy Jason John Cash is going to walk out of the ring with the championship belt, while there is MY BOY Stevie Ramone that is going to bring down the HOUSE TONIGHT!!!

The crowd erupts to the announcement of Goth as they are starting to get into a Stevie chant. Jaymz stares at Goth with hatred in his eyes, but awaits the moment that Goth continues. Goth: See Jaymz, I own you and I own the entire Zero Tolerance that is left to be worth ZERO. And I do exactly what I want and when I want to, just like I do to this little girl over here

Goth grabs Stacy by the hair and kisses her full on the mouth before turning his attention back to Jaymz and grins

Goth: I wish now that I could read your mind oh dear Jaymz as you will realize that everything that you took for granted in the past... Everything that you thought was a certainty in your life is now in the hands of the man that Giveth and Taketh away.... I own you Jaymz and tonight when Stevie Ramone climbs the highest mountain... We will own the world and that includes your sorry ass!!! Oh and the lady Jaymz? You can have her!!

Goth throws Stacy towards the ring and grins as he walks to the back and stares at the Titan Tron where he can see the image of an Irate Jaymz staring back at him

Tex Martin: Oh my God, if this is a prelude of what is more to be expected later this night. Then we will have a war at our hands!!

The arena lights dim as a video clip plays promoting tonight main event. When the video ends the lights come back up and the ring is empty.

Hillbilly Deluxe blares accross the PA and the fans go wild for their Hillbilly hero. Jason walks to the ring with a certain swagger before rolling under the bottom rope. He takes a drink of his beer and demands the microphone

Cash: Well well..damn well well well. What in the blue hell do we got here? Looks ta me like this sumbitch right damn here is the AWA's first damn pay per damn view! And guess just who in the sam hill's damn headlinin this sumbitch. Me. And hell I aint never damn headlined no damn pay per view. I sure aint. So I reckon that means I gotta do somethin perty damn drastic dont it? I reckon that damn means that I gotta make damn sure I win that sumbitch and walk off the very FIRST AWA Asylum Champion. Aint that right? But then again.. I got ta damn take on three other sumbitches at the same damn time. Now.. most sumbitches'd be perty damn nervous.. But yall know me. I'm a sumbitch what loves me a damn fight.. And thats just what in the hell I"m damn lookin for. Too bad it aint gonna be what in the hell I damn find. Nope... See.. I got Ramone in here too..And we all know that sumbitch's prolly wore out from damn have relations with his sister.. Then theres good ole Vinnie Milano.. And we all know that sumbitch aint worth a squirt a damn piss.. Then theres that sumbitch what hit me with that damn chair.. Sythe. Now.. Yall see my damn competition.. So who in the hell do yall think's gonna damn walk off with it? Huh? Me? Hell yall are just too damn kind.. Just too damn kind.

Fellas..I'm sorry bout yalls damn luck.. But aint a single one of yall sumbitches gonna walk off with my damn belt.. Hell J already damn put my name on it.. Lookin forward ta layin an ass whoopin on yall that yall aint never damn seen 'for.. .Sorry bout yalls damn luck!

Jason turns his beer up and throws the empty bottle into the crowd. He then leaves up the ramp

Stormy: Ladies and gentlemen this is your opening contest and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his AWA on-air debut here tonight on Asylum's Gates, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 265 pounds...HAAAAAAAAZARRRRRD!!!

The lights go out and an air of expectance fills the AWA arena... “Chains of Humanity” by God Forbid blasts over the P.A. system as pyro explodes out of the sides of the stage. The lights come back on and Hazard stands at the top of the ramp and looks around at the jeering crowd with a scowl on his face. He makes his way down the ramp ignoring the boos and names being thrown his way. Hazard slides under the bottom rope and makes his way to the ropes opposite the stage and raises both arms slowly to a chorus of boos. He turns around and awaits his opponent.

Stormy: And his opponent, already in the ring...C...J...Woooods!!!

Stormy slides out of the ring underneath the bottom rope, unknowingly giving both wrestlers a good glimpse at her behind. CJ looks longer and Hazard takes advantage. Hazard whips CJ around and throws him into the far side ropes. CJ comes off of them and Hazard is able to grab a hold of CJ and pick him up before quickly letting him go with a Sidewalk Slam. Hazard hooks CJ's leg and Referee Simon Jones, who is assigned to this contest counts the fall.

Referee Jones: ONE...TWO...

CJ barely rolls the shoulder so Hazard hooks both of the legs now and does his best to hold the shoulders down. Again though he gets a two count. Hazard doesn't sweat but instead doesn't allow CJ any rest. He scoops Woods up again, only this time hoisting him up to his left shoulder, showing some good strength as Woods isn't no cruiserweight. Hazard is still able to set CJ up into a piledriver position. Woods starts to struggle, but it's all in vain as Hazard plants CJ Woods into the mat with the A-Bomb. Hazard hooks both legs as Referee Jones wastes no time counting the fall.

Referee Jones: ONE...TWO...THREE!!!

Tex: Whoa. That was fast! We didn't even get a chance to speak!

Duff: In your case, that's a good thing.

Tex: But I can now. And Hazard looked mighty impressive. CJ is no slouch and he just completely dominated him. I have to wonder what's up next for Hazard...

Duff: Perhaps owning you... I can only hope...

“Chains of Humanity” plays again as Hazard stands in the ring for a few moments before departing. He's not really celebrating. Most likely he's looking forward to his next challenge.

The scene in the arena cuts out and is replaced by a camera view backstage.

Crazy J is back stage in an office and you see him talking on the phone. He looks very happy as he talks on the phone he has his feet up on the desk.

Crazy J: That's great news, AWA first ever PPV has the highest media buzz of any wrestling federation first PPV. The Fun House already has Video Game makers calling wanting to make an AWA Wrestling game and include tonight's match... this shit is crazy, But hey the next match is going to start and I am looking forward to these dumb asses hurting them selves.

The lights suddenly go out when green strobe lights start flashing. Out comes Doug and Ryan with the Disposable Teens music. Doug, as confident as ever struts to ringside while Stormy runs out of the ring. When he is inside the ring a microphone with wire comes down the center. Doug grabs it and speaks.

Doug: Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls allow me to introduce myself. I hail from Nashville Tennessee. I weigh in tonight at two hundred and forty pounds! My name is Mr. Incredible... DOUUUGGGGGG!!!!! CRAAASSHHHHIIINNNN!!!!!!!. CRASHIN!!!!!

Doug: I don't know if anyone else was watching this week's promos on TV and what not but there is this guy who can't seem to keep his mouth shut. A guy by the name of Obo.... Sounds like a musical instrument to me. Goes around calling me a jackass, attacks me personally, and calls my promos weak. Now I did my best to try and avoid a confrontation like a decent normal human being but this guy just won't stop. Now I maybe a prick but I know when to stop being a prick and be a nice guy and try and help someone who I thought I saw potential in. All you internet geeks can call this a work but this is damn real. I'm trying to make a living here and all this guy can do is attack me personally. I don't buy it one bit and tonight I'm going to break his fucking body in half! I was doing it to get under the guys skin and he took it personally.

Tex: damn right he should!

Duff: shut up Tex!

Doug: that's pretty pathetic if you ask me. But anyhow don't think I forgot about you Stanial! Your in this match too. You say you hate me? Well good for you. I want you at your best tonight Stanial. Because I'm at my best! I honestly could care less if you hate me. Because I'm simply better than you! This is a new place Staniak. And the past shall be the past. Tonight I'm going to rip apart the both of you morons in this very ring. Why? Because this is the PPV where everything comes to an end. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is a FACT! ... Now lets get this show on the road!

Stormy: The following contest is the Three Stages Match...first fall is won via pin fall, second via submission, and the final fall by either submission or pin fall! Introducing second from London, England, weighing in at 285 pounds Staniaaaaaaak!!!

The lights go off, suddenly there is a sudden flash of light...followed by another, followed by a loud bang! Then “Hold Back The Day” by Devildriver hits and the lights come back on. There's nothing happening for at least half the song, when suddenly there is a glimpse of someone running on to the stage...it's Staniak! He jumps in the air, lifts his arms in the air and nods his head, as if head banging to the music. He then begins walking down the ramp and gets half way before turning to the crowd and sticking his middle fingers up! He then laughs to himself! He then begins to walk down the ramp some more, he gets to the bottom and climbs the steel steps; he walks half way across the ring apron and turns to the crowd! He points out to the crowd and shouts something! He turns round and jumps over the top rope! He walks over to the turnbuckle, jumps on it and raises his hands in the air and then jumps back down.

Stormy: And Their opponent is none other then Obooooo!!!

The crowd simply boos him as he raises his arm. Obo makes his way to the ring he steps in the ref calls for the bell. As soon as it's heard, Obo goes right after Crashin, grounding him to the mat right away. Staniak backs away from the two and waits in the corner, deciding what he wants to do.

Duff: Well, there's the indecisiveness of Staniak for you. He thinks he knows what he wants, but he truly doesn't.

Tex: Like you have any right to put him down. He wrestles, you don't.

Duff: Touché...

Obo keeps on Doug, but now has him propped up in a corner, nailing his chest with some punishing elbows. He moves down a bit and starts pounding away at Crashin's gut. Crashin finally collapses to the canvas. Obo turns his focus over to Staniak, but Staniak is ready for him. Staniak measures up quite well with Obo. Obo gets pushed back a bit, but then comes back at Staniak. Staniak ducks and Obo goes into the ropes. As Obo comes off of them, Staniak hits a flying forearm, sending both men crashing to the mat. Crashin is seen getting up as Staniak begins to come up to his feet. Crashin grabs Staniak from behind and begins the sequence known as the Trifecta Crashinplex. He gets two suplexes over on Staniak before Obo is able to disrupt the third by kicking Crashin right in the jaw. Crashin falls backwards and tumbles over the ropes, but is able to hold on the apron. As this is going on, Obo pulls Staniak up before leveling him to the canvas with a Russian Leg Sweep. Obo gets on top of Staniak and Referee Long counts the fall.

Tex: Could be goodies for the new guy!

Referee Long: ONE...TWO...

Tex: Nope! Staniak kicks out!

Duff: I just really don't know who I want to win this jobber fest...

Tex: You just contemplate that then...

Crashin sees what has happened and now yanks Obo away from Staniak, out of nowhere downing him with the Crashin Cutter!!!

Tex: The Crashin Cutter!!!

Duff: BAH GAWD! HE HIT IT!!! Really now Tex...that's not exciting at all.

Crashin hooks Obo's left leg as Staniak crawls over, trying to reach where the pin fall is.

Referee Long: ONE...TWO...THREE!!!

Staniak lunges forward but too late.

Stormy: Here is your winner of the first fall...Doug Crashiiin!!!

Duff: Son of a... Well I'll be...

Tex: Doug picks up the first fall. Second fall is now via submission!

Staniak realizes that the first fall is lost but takes advantage by pulling Crashin away from Obo and locking him into a half Boston crab. Staniak wrenches it in, but Obo sees what's happening now and knows that he can't lose this fall, otherwise he has no chance in winning. Obo throws himself at Staniak, breaking up the submission maneuver. Obo then moves over to Crashin and goes to lock in a sharpshooter but Staniak is too fast and is able to cut off the attempt. He flings Obo to the far side of the ring just as Crashin is getting up. Crashin suddenly runs across the ring and nails Obo with a baseball slide right into the turnbuckle. Obo sits in a crumpled heap and Staniak now takes advantage by taking down Crashin from behind.

Tex: Something not usually seen from Staniak here.

Duff: He's realizing that a win's on the ropes here. He wants to move up...even though he won't! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Staniak, seeing that Obo is down, locks in an armbar in the middle of the ring. Crashin easily powers out of it, but Staniak spins fast around and knocks Crashin to the canvas. He locks both of his legs around Crashin's arm now, holding it tightly in place. Doug looks for a possible escape route, but finds that he's in the center of the ring. Obo is still down and out, so it doesn't look like he's going to do a thing about it.

Duff: Looks like Staniak's getting this fall. Dougy in a bad position here.

Tex: Yeah, and after such a good start from him too.

Doug reaches out for the ropes but they are obviously too far away for him. Obo is seen just now regaining his senses, but too late as Doug finally taps out and Referee Long demanded that Staniak releases him from the hold.

Stormy: Your winner of the second fall...Staniaaaaak!!!

Obo stamps his right foot in frustration, knowing that he can now only hope for a three-way tie and an extra fall. Crashin crawls away from Staniak as Obo spears Staniak right into the ropes, sending Staniak up and over them, crashing to the mats outside of the ring. Obo turns now to Crashin who is attempting to take a breather. Obo comes up to Crashin and with no remorse picks him up by the throat. The referee starts a five count against Obo, telling him to let Crashin go.

Referee Long: ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FI-

Obo releases the blatant choke but doesn't see a martial arts kick from Crashin coming. It cracks him right in the mouth and Obo drops to the canvas like a sack of potatoes.

Tex: Ouch!

Duff: Wow. Didn't think Crashin was capable of that. That's probably good night Irene right there. YAWWWWN!!!

Crashin shakes out the cobwebs just as Staniak is getting up onto the apron. Crashin covers up Obo and Referee Long goes down for the count.

Referee Long: ONE...

Staniak slides in underneath the bottom rope...

Referee Long: TWO...

Staniak goes to yank Crashin away, but Referee Long's right hand hits the mat just in the nick of time.

Referee Long: THREE!!!

Duff: Oh my GOD! Crashin won a match! CRASHIN!

Tex: That is quite amazing, but I must say that he had to empty a good portion of the tank for this one. Look, Obo isn't even getting up!

Stormy: Here is your winner of the third fall and the ULTIMATE winner of this 3 Stages Match...Douuuuug Crashiiiiiiin!!!

Staniak moves back to the ropes, his mouth open in shock. He now rolls out of the ring, leaving room for Crashin to celebrate his hard earned victory. “Planet Hell” plays as Doug holds his arms high in the air. He looks down at Obo now and flat out spits on his face before taking his leave, his music still blaring throughout the McAfee Coliseum.

Tex: Well, we know how Crashin and Staniak are feeling. Obo...well...that's a different story. I'll bet he'll never want to come back here.

Duff: I think that spit from Crashin was Doug telling Obo that he's not needed here in the AWA. And you know what? I actually agree with the loser on this one.

Tex: Well, next here tonight, blood will be spilled.

Duff: That's right. Bill Barnhart versus Nailz...and it's next!

Doug Crashin disappears behind the backstage curtain as on the AWAtron, a short video package plays, previewing the Fun House Match that will go down later tonight...

We switch over to the Interview Corner where Page Harris is conducting an interview with Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Bill is already dressed in his Black Wrestling Attire with Pink Trim and he appears ready to go. Iris is sitting calmly at his side.

PAGE HARRIS: Well, here we are in your home town, you have a First Blood Grudge Match with Nailz, and the winner gets the Number One Contendership for the Asylum Championship. What do you have to say Bill?

BULLDOG BILL: What do I have to say? I am thrilled to be at home in Oakland, California where we hate everything that comes from Los Angeles, especially the wrestler Nailz. First Blood Match? So easy that I could defeat Nailz with one arm tied behind my back and wearing a blindfold! Number One Contendership for the Asylum Championship? Actually, Page, I should be in that Main Event for the Asylum Title and not jokes like Steve Ramone and Vincent Milano! Ramone hasn't even won a Singles match yet and here I am with two Singles victories. Sheesh! The harder Management tries to keep the Bulldog down, the meaner the Bulldog gets!

PAGE HARRIS: So you are predicting a victory over Nailz in the First Blood Match tonight?

BULLDOG BILL: Of course I am! There is no other outcome to be had in this match. Page, I am going to let you in on a little secret. Although Nailz is a decent wrestler, and he is big, and he is strong, and he is heavy, he has thin skin and the slightest little nick and he starts to bleed. I got this match already won before we step into the ring!

PAGE HARRIS: Well I hope so. I would like to see you go for the Asylum Championship, no matter who wins it tonight, because you know I idolize you as a wrestler, but Nailz can be a tough, and sneaky, character.

BULLDOG BILL: Well, Page, I have been thinking about that and I came to the following conclusion. About the only way Nailz could possibly defeat me would be for him to hire everyone on the Roster to come down and attack me. Even with that there would be no guarantee that he would cut me first and make me bleed for the win. I am just too damn smart and agile to allow some big lumbering oaf defeat me in such a critical match.

PAGE HARRIS: Well, as always, I wish you the best of luck in your match with Nailz tonight.

BULLDOG BILL: Page, if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, I don't need luck to defeat any wrestler in Asylum Wrestling Alliance, especially not Nailz! It is all pure superior wrestling skill on my part. See you later tonight at my match.

PAGE HARRIS: There you have it ladies and gentlemen, a very confident Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Back to you Tex and Duff!

A quick video plays showing the battles between Nailz and Bill and then it ends and the camera is still back stage with Nailz is standing by with Paige Harris by the Asylum's Gates backdrop, which is two steel old looking haunted house gates with a hellish backdrop behind.

Paige Harris: Guys thanks, I'm standing next to a real legend himself, the hall of famer, Nailz. Nailz you are back on Pay Per View wrestling against Bulldog Bill Barnhardt in a first blood match for #1 contendership to the Asylum Championship which will be decided later tonight. Can I get your thoughts?

Nailz: Well Paige, first off let me say its great to see you again, you look as pretty as you did the last interview we did 2 years ago. And let me say its great to be back on Pay Per View and its great to be back wrestling in front of the fans. Now onto Bulldog Bill Barnhardt. That son of a bitch got his ass kicked the last time we faced on the 2nd Insomnia and we rocked the house! Today on Asylum's Gates will be no different. The fans paid their hard earned money to see some blood and thats exactly what I'm going to give them. You see Paige Bulldog and I go way back, way before AWA, way before GWA and I've beaten him from city to city across the globe in every fed and the AWA will be no different. Then Paige its onto the Asylum Champ.....hey!

Paige turns around, but nothing is there.

Paige: What?

Nailz: Nothing. I just thought I saw someone I know.....anyway, its almost time for my match. Good seeing you again Paige! Stormy Canyon: The following match is contested under First Blood Rules and it is for the number one contender spot for the Asylum Championship!!!

The crowd erupt as they hear the first tunes from the first competitor that enters the arena.

Stormy Canyon: The first wrestler to come down the aisle stands in at 6'2 and weighs in at 250 pounds!! Hailing from Los Angeles, California!!! He's accompanied by Azeal!! NAILZ!!!

The arena turns red with flames dancing around the sides of the stage. Nailz rises out of a smokey mist from the middle as if rising from the depths of hell with Azael at his side. A flame trail follows down the isleway until Nailz heads to the ring. When he gets in the ring he stands in the middle facing the camera as a huge flame wall erupts to the huge cheers of the crowd

Stormy Canyon: And his opponent!! Standing in at 6'0 and weighs in at 240 pounds!! He is your own local town boy from Oakland, California!!! Bulldog Bill Barnhart!!!

Taking Care of Business by BTO hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog. The TRON shows several clips of Bill's wrestlinig matches where he is either Bulldogging or Piledriving someone into the mat. The spotlights focus on the curtains to the backstage area and we wee Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains leading Iris on her leash (Iris is not always with Bill during matches so this is not always part of the entrance sequence). Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill to the entrance walkway around Bill (and Iris). Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play his fans, then he takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he (hands the leash or Iris to an attendant at ringside) climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes and into the ring. Bill then takes up residence in a corner to stare down his opponent

Tex Martin: Well if the match of two weeks ago was a good indication, then we are going to be in for a HELL of a fight!!

Duff Travers: Knowing Bill, I suggest that Nailz takes one trip back to what cemetery he came from!! Because someone is going to BLEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

The bell has rung, the two competitors move in towards each other, Nailz gets the upper hand as he blocks a few punches from his opponent and then drives a knee into the midsection of Barnhart. He then hits a clothesline that sends his opponent to the outside and climbs through the ropes to the outside to continue his onslaught on the man that he faced two week ago. He grabs a television cord and wraps it around the throat of Bill Barnhart and then drags him around the ring towards the steel steps.

Tex Martin: This wont be pretty!!!

Duff Travers: HIT THAT DOG FACE FIRST!!!!

Nailz lifts Bill's facie in the air with the cord and then slams him face first into the steel ring steps, Bill rolls away from it after the impact as he is holding on to his face screaming in pain. Nailz grabs him by the top of his head and pulls the face of Bill Barnhart up to see if there is any blood and then puts his hand on his face and yanks hard by putting some fingers in the nose of Bill Barnhart who is screaming in agony

Duff Travers: Nailz came prepared!!!

Nailz pulls Bill Barnhart up and goes for a Slam on the concrete, but Bill manages to escape the grip of Nailz and lands behind him. He grabs Nailz around the head and puts him in a reversed sleeper hold and drops him to his knees as he puts all of his weight on Nialz. We cans ee the eyes of Nailz slowly starting to fade away before the camera zooms out and see the determination written all over the face of his opponent. Bill lets go off the hold and starts to pound away at the face of Nailz with some closed fists before wrapping his arm around the chin once more and repeats the reversed chinlock.

Tex Martin: How easily a match can change huh Duff?

Bill slowly gets up and lets go off the hold as he looks under the ring and grabs a 2x4 and holds it close to his face before grinning sadistic. He puts the 2x4 on the ring apron and the other end of it on the Spanish announce team before walking back to Nailz and lifting him up to his feet and then dropping him backwards on the concrete before grabbing his feet and then catapulting him towards the 2x4. Nailz flies in the air and lands stomach first on the 2x4 that causes to break in the process. The fans cheer as they jump in the air and start to get into a holy chant while the camera zooms in on the painful looking face of the man that came back out of retirement to battle in the AWA.

Duff Travers: Now this is where I am going to enjoy this match!! Both men realize what's at stake and both know what to do to get there!! To make the other bleed!!!

Bill grabs a chair from underneath the ring and sets it up on the concrete floor, he turns around and grabs Nailz. He pulls him up to his feet by pulling on his hair and then lifts him up for a Sidewalk Slam and aims to drop him on the chair. But just as he is about to guide Nailz towards it, it is the Hall of Famer that somehow manages to pull on the breaks by grabbing the bottom rope and pulling him out of the grasp of Bill Barnhart. Bill turns around and gets clotheslined by Nailz who has gotten up to his feet quickly. The move causes Bill to hit the chair with the back of his head and holds on to his head in pain. The referee checks in to see if he sees any blood coming out of the back of his head, but signals to the people in the arena that the match still has to continue.

Tex Martin: What a match!!!

Duff Travers: Tell me about it!! I love it!!!

Nailz slowly grabs Bill by the goatee and then grabs his head, he pulls him towards the ring post and puts his face against it as he drives his knee several times in the lower part of Bill's back. He then takes a few steps back and grabs a chair and swings it to the back of Bill's head that is against the post. Just when he is has swung the chair, it is Bill that rolls away from the ring post and it causes Nailz to hit it with authority as the arena hears a loud bang from the chair against the steel ring post.

Tex Martin: I'm glad that wasn't Bill, you never know what would have happened if that was his head in between!!!

Nailz drops the chair and grabs Bill by the face and rolls him in the ring, he then grabs something from underneath the ring and then the fans go nuts as they see what it is.

Duff Travers: A shovel!!! It's time to bury the Dog!!!!

Nailz slowly slides back in the ring with the shovel in his hand as we can see Bill back off as he crawls to the corner while pleading with Nailz. But the former Grave Digga is not listening as he lifts the shovel in the air as he is about to strike on Barnhart. But the Bulldog surprises Nailz with a kick between the legs and then as he has gotten up quickly dropping Nailz with a DDT in the middle of the ring. He then rolls Nailz around and grabs him by the head and then lifts him up, only to drop him with a big time DDT on the shovel. The fans go nuts as Bill turns around Nailz and we can see that his face is busted open as there is a cut on the top of his head. The referee calls for the bell as the match has ended and Bill's music starts to play.

Stormy Canyon: The winner of the match and number one contender for the Asylum Championship!!!! Bill Barnhart!!!

Bill's music starts playing as his arm is being raised in the air by the referee while staring down towards Nail.

Tex Martin: My god this was a brutal match! Both men gave it their all but Barnhart came out on top!

Duff Travers: The ring is a bloody mess! I love it!

Nailz is leaning against one of the turnbuckles, obviously exhausted, catching his breath. Bill Barnhart is down to one knee outside of the ring wiping sweat from his brow and checking for any bleeding. He sees his opponent Nailz still standing if even just barely after the gruelling match, furious that he hasn't ended Nailz's career he does the unthinkable.

Tex Martin: "Wait a minute! The match is over what the hell is Barnhart doing?!"

Bill Barnhart grabs Nailz by the ankles and trips him up from the outside of the ring. He then pulls with all his might crunching Nailz's lower region in between the unforgiving steel ring post! Nailz screams in obvious pain. Bill then slides in the ring and begins mercilessly stomping away on the back the head of Nailz. He then lifts him up by his hair and leans him against the bottom turnbuckle. Grabbing his long hair Bill begins punching at the head of Nailz, opening up a wound on his forehead. The blood pouring down onto his shirt, staining it a dark crimson.

Duff Travers: "Bill Barnhart wants to end the career of Nailz!"

Tex Martin:TEX MARTIN:: "He just came out of retirement two weeks ago! This man is a hall of famer for God's sake! Somebody stop this! This is madness!"

Duff Travers: "Madness?! This is the AWA!"

Barnhart leaves Nailz lying in the ring as he once more grabs Nailz his shovel

Tex Martin:"Oh no!!!"

Duff Travers: "How ironic that his career will be ended by the very thing he has used to end countless careers!"

Bill Barnhart climbs back in the ring with the shovel. He has an evil, sadistic look on his face as he raises the shovel over his head to give the ending deathblow when all of a sudden lightning strikes the ringpost!

Tex Martin: "Woah! What the hell was that?!"

Duff Travers: "I don't know but it has cut the power here in the arena!"

The arena is in complete darkness as everyone is milling about, confused. Suddenly we see a lone spotlight in the ring, there is a tall, dark figure occupying the space inside the spotlight. Finally the lights turn on as the figure looks up. Everyone is in shock at who the man is.

Tex Martin: "Oh...my...God... IT'S TAXX!" Duff Travers: "Nailz's brother is out of retirement!"

The crowd goes insane, but Bill Barnhart hasn't yet noticed Nailz's brother. He lowers the shovel, a confused look on his face. He turns around to insult the crowd cheering only to catch a big boot to the face! The force of the boot makes him drop the shovel. Taxx relentless in his attack, picks up Barnhart and pushes him into the opposite corner and starts laying in with punches to the face. By then Nailz has recovered from his beating and gets to his feet. He joins the assault as the brothers beat down Bill Barnhart together just like the old times. Taxx lets off just long enough to pick up the shovel. He raises it in the air as the crowd cheers loudly. Nailz grabs Barnhart by the arm and whips him into Taxx who clotheslines him with the handle of the shovel! The crowd goes nuts as the two brothers stand in the middle of the ring. They raise their fists victoriously.

Tex Martin:"I don't believe it! Taxx is out of retirement!"

Duff Travers: "And with it... so are the Grave Diggas!"

Tex Martin: "Folks! I can't believe what we have just witnessed! And this night isn't over yet! Stay tuned! The Main Event Starts Now!"

THe arena lights dim as carnival music comes on and a large cage with a circus tent over it starts to lower from the roof. A large box truck reverses down the ramp and back up to the tent, as workers get ready for the match a video plays and you see a little boy dressed in all white and he is playing with a jack-in-box, he turns the crank and the music plays but when it comes to the pop out part it doesnt work. the kid slaps the side of the box and turns the crank and he puts his face close to it and this time it pops and it goes through the kids eyes. then you see two kids a boy and girl and they are having a sword fight with those plastic circus swords that light up and they slap eachother a few times and then the boy smiles and pulls out a a real sword and he chops the plastic sword the girl is holding in half and then puts the sword to her neck and blood comes from her neck. then the bearded women come on the screen and she walks around while the fire breathing man is blowing fire from his mouth. then a midget comes in and he is walking with the worlds smallest horse. then the Midget kisses the bearded women and then the scene flashes once more to a carnival that is empty the rides look dirty and warn out but then you see a fun house and its a large clowns face with a door in its mouth. the clown eyes light up and then the arena falls dark, the truck is gone and some scary music comes on as the tent lifts up in the air and for the first time in wrestling history the fun house is shown. you see mirrors and boxes all around the outside of the ring and a large statue of a clown is inside the cage but outside of the ring. above the ring black boxes hang and the fans cheer as Jaymz walks out with his Ref shirt on and he reaches the door he pulls out a key and he opens the door. Jaymz walks in and he smiles as he sees all the mirrors and boxes of weapons.

Porter makes his way to the ring with his cane in hand and he stands on the outside of the Fun House, he looks at the clown face and just shakes his head. Duff and Tex look on at the cage and they just try to take it all in.

Tex: This has to be the scariest looking cage i have ever seen, look at all of those boxes that have weapons and other items in it.

Duff: I am not so sure about all those mirrors some one is going to get killed in this match and what is up with that giant clown statue that thing gives me the creeps.

Tex: I am surprised Crazy J is not sitting ring side to watch this one. this is truly a disturbed dream of Crazy J.

Hilly billy deluxe blast as Jason Cash steps out with a beer in his hand and he turns it down as he walks to the ring but out of no where Syth comes out with a chair and blast Cash in the back of the head and cash falls to the ramp and Sythe goes to hit him again but cash rolls enough to get out of the way. Just then Steve comes flying out and he taps Sythe on the shoulder he turns and Steve kicks him in the groin and takes the chair and slaps it across his head. Milano arrives last to the fight and he comes out and attacks Cash as Cash is standing up. the fans are screaming and Stormy gives up and sits down instead of announcing the introduction. Jaymz is screaming for them to get inside. Milano and Cash are fighting back and forth and Sythe and Steve are fighting as well. Milano and Cash inter the fun house first and they lock up and Cash throws Milano into the steel cage. and he follows it with a drop kick and Milano face grinds into the cage. Steve is thrown into the door of the cage by Sythe. Sythe is the last man in and the Fun house door is locked and the match is started.

Tex: these guys came ready to fight and this match already has by blood flowing.

Duff: Cash and Milano are having some words holy...

Cash delivers a ddt to the floor around the ring side and he looks at a box but he passed and he grabs a fun house mirror he laughs as the image of himself is distorted Cash puts the Mirror on the side of the ring and he goes to toss Milano into it but He stops and reverses it and send Cash into the cage. Milano is tring to regather his thughts as cash lays against the cage.

Sythe is on the ground and Steve is stomping on his sides, Steve picks up one of the boxes and he opens it and he pulls out a wine glass. he looks at it and then slams it over the head of Sythe. Steve then picks up another box that is larger and he opens and out of no where a large red boxxing glove comes out and smacks him in the head. Steve falls down as the fans laugh as they cant believe what just happened.

Cash then Grabs Milano and pulls him into the cage. Cash Looks at the mirror and then whips Milano into it but milano stops him self but Cash drop kicks him into the mirror and it shatters and Milano is cut from the glass. Cash steps back and looks at a box and he pulls it out and he opens it and he smiles and he pulls out a leather glove with small metal rivets on them and cash puts it on his hands. Cash then turns Milano around and goes to throw a punch at him but milano slice Cash chest with a piece of the glass. Milano takes a few steps and drops the glass.

Tex: I cant believe we are watching this match. Crazy J i hope you are ready to answer questin when one or more of these guys end up dead.

Duff: Cash just got sliced and Diced by Milano, this match has to end soon these guys cant keep this up.

Sythe is back to his feet and he takes a box and he holds it away from him self and he pulls out a metal can that label has been removed and Sythe points it at Steve Face and silly string covers his face and sythe tosses the can and picks up another box and he pulls out a metal collapsing knight stick and he mounts Steve and starts choking him out with the stick. Cash has pulled himself back up and he walks towards Sythe and he decides to use the glove and he slugs Sythe in the side of the face and Sythe falls over and Cash smiles. Cash picks up another box and we opens it white powder flies out and covers his face. Cash is trying to rub his eyes. Milano Is headed over and he kicks the back of Cash knee and send him to the ground. Milano rubs some of the blood of his face and he picks up the Knight stick Sythe was using and he goes to take Cash out as he stands up but Cash side steps it and he runs into the side of the ring. Cash still bothered by the powder rubs his eyes. Steve Is back to his feet but he can feel the efect of the knight stick. Steve goes after Milano and Steve pushes him into the ring and Steve grabs a mirror and follows him into the ring. Steve puts the mirror in the corner and then whips Milano into the other corner. Sythe climbs into the ring and when Steve whips him towards the mirror Sythe spears him to the matt. Steve and Sythe lock up and they start fighting with each other.

Cash grabs the ropes and rolls back into the ring and looks around for a second and then he grabs Milano and throws him into the turnbuckle and Cash starts kicking him. Steve is on the ground and Sythe is kicking him in the face and Cash notices and tackles Sythe to the ground. Sythe how ever grabs him and pulls him close and starts head butting the face of Cash. Cash nose is bleeding and so is his chest. Sythe stands up and Steve kicks him in the face. Steve then climbs out of the ring and comes back in with a box he opens this box and he pulls out a pair of Handcuffs he then handcuffs Millano to the turnbuckle and slaps him across the face. Cash rolls out and picks up a large almost flat box and he opens it and he pulls out a steel chair and he enters the ring he heads towards Milano and Steve. Sythe grabs the chair From cash and pushes cash in the gut with it. Sythe smacks Ramone and then he smiles at Milano and He slams him 3 times fast in the head and Milano head is down. Sythe unhooks the handcuffs with the key that is hooked to the handcuffs and he pulls him towards him and lays him out. Cash Takes the mirror and lays it ontop of the second ropes in the corner. Cash heads over and Grabs Milano and walks towards the mirror and he starts to lift him up and Sythe comes over and Cash waives him to hold on a second and he says something and Casy and Sythe lift him high in the air and they Slam Milano into the Mirror and it brakes and Milano is bleeding. Jaymz walks over and calls for the bell.

Two Clowns dressed in black come out and they grab Milano and pull him under the ring.

Tex: I cant believe we just seen that.

Duff: I know two clowns just took Milano under the ring.

Tex: I was talking about Cash and Sythe working together and they just destroyed him.

Steve sees the two in the corner and he runs in and drop kicks them into the corner. they slam\ in and stumble in and Steve grabs the hand of Cash and he throws him out of the ring and he turns his attention back to Sythe and they locks up and Steve kicks his knee and he gives him a ddt. Steve then drops down and starts punching him in the face. mean while out side of the ring, Cash is going through boxes and he pulls out a stun gun and he has one hell of a smile on his face he rolls in the ring and waits for the perfect moment and he attacks steve neck and gives him a shocking time. Steve flops around the ring for a few and then lays on his back in the ring.

Jaymz starts coming to check on him when Sythe grabs Steve and he lifts him in the air and he throws him onto the floor. Cash goes to fire up the stun gun but its dead so he just bashes it into the head of Sythe. Sythe falls to one Knee and Cash rolls out of the ring and he grabs another mirror and lays it in the ring and then he grabs another one. Cash then grabs Steve and rolls him back in ring. Sythe grabs Steve and slams him down and Sythe and Cash lock up and Sythe pushes Cash down.

Sythe turns to Steve and goes after him. Cash pulls out a can of dip and puts some in his mouth and walks towards Sythe and spits in his eye and then he throws him out of the ring. Cash Lays Steve ontop of one mirror and then lays another on top of him and the Cash climbs the turnbuckle he spits out the rest of his dip and he jumps and lands on the mirror and blood comes from Steve Mouth. Cash rolls off and Jaymz Calls for the bell.

2 more clowns come out with a stretcher and they pull him out but instead of going under the ring they have porter open the door so he can get medical help.

Tex: Oh my god Steve might just be dead.

Duff: That right their was crazy, We are down to two men. the original two in the match.

Cash and Sythe lock up and they both push eachother at the same time. The two go to lock up again and they push eachother again. Sythe follows it with a quick punch to the face and Cash comes fist just blazing. they trade blows back and forth and Cash is caught with a good one that send him down on the ground. Sythe follows it up with a boot to the face and this sends cash on his back.

Jaymz steps in and starts counting to see if Cash can go on...1....2....3....4....5...6...7...8.. Cash starts to move and Jaymz backs off.

Tex: I cant believe this match is still going.

Duff: this match isnt going to end by a little blow its got to end big. THis match is great the best match in awa history.

Sythe climbs out of the ring and grabs a box and he comes in the ring. he opens it and pulls out a black ball of some time and it starts smoking and smoke covers the ring and no one can see what is going on but when the smoke clears Both men are laying on the mat and the clown statue is gone the base is still their then you notice the clown is walking around the outside and he pulls off the statues suit and a man with long curly black hair and a leather mask. he has on a shirt that reads The Keeper Of The Asylum. The man walks out of the door when porter opens it and he heads to the back.

Cash and Sythe both come to their feet. Cash rolls out of the ring and he picks up a box and he opens it and inside of it is the Asylum champion ship belt. he looks at it and he climbs in the ring and he sizes up Sythe and he goes to hit a home run with the belt but sythe trips him and takes the belt and slams cash over the head with it and cash drops to the matt. Sythe picks up the belt and holds it in the air. Jaymz is coming in and checks on Cash he looks close... Cash starts to move and he kicks Sythe in the crotch and Cash stands up and takes the belt and slams it into the face of Sythe and sends him to the matt. Cash stands him in the corner and slams him once more time with the belt and then he rolls out and grabs another mirror and he places it in the opposite corner. Cash then prepares to whip him into the mirror but Sythe reverses it and sends Cash into the mirror and glass brakes as he hits it. Sythe moves in on cash and cash sees him from the corner of his eyes and he turns and kicks him in the face with his boot. Sythe falls backwards and grabs the ropes and he tries to pull himself up and Cash attacks him once more. Cash then lays another mirror in the center of the ring and he walks towards the cents and DDTs Sythe to the mirror and his face makes contact and is bleeding everywhere. Cash rolls him on his back and puts one leg on his chest and yells out... Sorry bought yer damn luck

It doesnt take long for Jaymz to call for the bell and 4 clowns come out and they remove Sythe and Cash stands with his arms in the air and blood all over him as he holds up his Asylum title. Crazy J and The Keeper Of The Asylum walk out to the ring and Porter opens the door.

Stormy: The Winner of the Asylum Fun House Match and the first ever AWA Asylum Champion is Jason Cassshhhhhhhhhhh!

Crazy J: The Asylum Gates have just open the AWA, This match is just the start Next week Cash will be defending his title against none other Then Bulldog Bill in a Tomb Match. Next week a large tomb will be ringside and you will have to put the other person in it and then close the stone door. but it wont be a small light stone so this match will leave both men dead... Rating will be big next week. But Cash let me be the first to congratulate you and tell you how great you did but now you have a week to heel up before you have to defend. The Keeper Of The Asylum is going to stay with you right now tell you get medical treatment can't have my champion attacked by a damn dog.

The arena lights flash and go out as Asylum Gates show on the tv and then it fades to black