AWA Monday Night Insomnia Results
Goth walks to the ring, he shakes the hands of the fans before entering the ring and girns as he stares at the fans
Goth: Last week I showed Crazy J the first warning of what life has in store for him. Already he has to miss his precious Grave Diggaz because of a poor accident at the hands of a fan and Bill Barnhart.
Some fans are cheering him on as others are booing Goth on as he grins and makes a signal for them to calm down
Goth: Oh and then the moment that Taxx runs to the ring and saves his brother and gets banned for the show tonight? Oh isn’t that just a sign of greatness? I mean come on, even Crazy J did not expect that to happen… And I had not even had one hand in the demise of his supposedly great stable that he has assembled….
Goth: But don’t worry people, soon… Soon I will open the hand that will pave the way that this federation is going into in the future… people like Crazy J and his assembly of idiots will not even being capable of stopping me… But the time to disturb the dreams of one Crazy J is not ripe to crush them…. Soon people, soon I will show the world why I am the King of Kings and…. Well J is not….. But to those who do not get clues… I suggest you start to learn and watch as the story might even get started tonight!!! Oh and one more thing…. Nathaniel? I run the show and if I say you are an opener?? You are an opener!!!
The Cross hits as Goth drops the microphone and walks out of the ring and walks to the back as the fans respond to him as the camera’s move to the next shot
Duff Travers: Well, it looks as if we are only a few moments away from our opening contest between a few debuting superstars, some of these guys I have heard of and even announced for in the past, but hey they pay me well to deal with complete pieces of trash so its all good.
Tex Martin: What is your problem Duff, where you neglected as a child or something?
Stormy Canyon: The opening contest is a Battle Royal, the winner of the match will be the only man remaining in the ring after all others are eliminated. Elimination occurs when a superstar is tossed over the top rope to the outside of the ring where both feet must touch the floor. Now standing in the ring are our first two competitors from Dildo Newfoundland Canada, Adam Gordon and from Afghanistan Samhain.
Duff Travers: You know, Dildo Newfoundland is a real place… just Google it Tex and this sack of bird feed here looks as if he could feed a entire flock of dildo birds… because that’s what a dildo is, a bird… see I’m smart Tex, I read maps.
Tex Martin: I am sure you are correct Duff and we all know you are simply genius maybe Mr. Taliban Samhain will agree with me. Anyhow the next competitor is set to make his way down to the ring.
Stormy Canyon: The third competitor in this contest about to make his way down to the ring he weighs in at 225 pounds he is from Los Angeles, California “The Golden Boy” Erik Black!
The lights flicker and go off. The opening notes of Sounds of Madness make there way across the stadium. As soon as the words start, an explosion is set off on the stage and Erik walks out from behind the curtain with a smile across his face. He taunts to the crowd before simply darting toward the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, never losing a touch of speed, and jumps on top of the furthest turnbuckle. He then awaits his opponents.
Stormy Canyon: The fourth man in this contest stands at 6 feet tall and weighs in tonight at 225 pounds he is from the legendary Calgary, Alberta Canada he is… STARSEED Phil Einar!
Our Lady Peace's "Starseed" acoustic intro begins to play, the lights dim, and a single red Maple Leaf spotlights on the entryway, the crowd screaming loudly. The heavy drum beat begins, and as the Lead singer screams, 4 pyros crash at the top of the ramp, and out walks the Canadian Phenom...The *Starseed*! He raises his arms in the air, the crowd Boo loudly. He proceeds down the ramp, wearing his lavish red robe, studded with sparkling white rhinestones in a Canadian flag on the back. The word "Phenom" is patterned underneath in cursive with an underline. He hops on the apron and walks over to the turnbuckle, climbing up and raising his arms in the air, looking out over the capacity crowd. Seed comes down from the turnbuckle and takes off his robe, handing it to the ref. He Stretches on the ropes, and looks down, in quiet contemplation, focusing for his match.
Duff Travers: Oh look its captain Canada here to serve us maple syrup, poutine and cheap Canadian bacon.
Tex Martin: Will you stop that?
Stormy Canyon: The final compactor in the contest stands 6’4 and weighs 246 pounds he hails from Indianapolis, Indiana “The Enforcer of sorrow” Havok!
Duff Travers: Sorrow? The only sorry I can see is looking at this kids ugly mug!
Tex Martin: Yah, and I’m sure you would say that to his face.
Duff Travers: Damn straight I would, I’m a trained cage fighter.
Tex Martin: Yah batting cage maybe.
Anthem (We Are the Fire) by Trivium hits on the PA as red and white strobe lights give the arena a slow motion effect. Out from behind the curtain comes the Enforcer of Sorrow Nathaniel Havok, hair dripping wet, and eyes towards the floor. He then throws his arms in the air and spits water from his mouth as flames ignite the entrance ramp leading to the ring. He then breaks into a sprint, slides in under the bottom rope and leaps onto the second rope of the far right turnbuckle. He plays to the crowd and tosses his shirt to them before hopping back down and staying in the corner.
Tex Martin: The bell rings and Havok gets his bell rung.
Just as Havok turns around he is met with a huge forearm as Erik Black pounces on him. Erik keeps feed the shots to Havok eventually beating him down into a seated position. Erik the begins laying a few boots into the chest and stomach of Havok before walking back a few steps and charging at Havok hitting him with a huge boot wash across the face. While this is going on Starseed exchanges blows with two men, the Newfoundlander and the Terrorist, Starseed is holding them off well until the Afghan turns his back on Gordon and rakes his eyes. Gordon goes down to one knee but as he falls he pulls the tights of Starseed leaving him at the perfect level to receive a clothesline. Samhain tries to hit Einar with a clothesline but Einar moves just in time and Samhain misses Phil Einar and catches the Newfoundland fisherman with a girlish clothesline. Unfortunately once captain Koran turns around he is almost levelled with a clothesline but he ducks, and to the crowds humours delight Starseed might not have hit Samhain in the face but he clotheslines the turban straight off Samhain’s head sending it flying into the 3rd row. Starseed then drives him into the mat with a neck breaker.
Tex Martin: Erik Black is putting the boots to Havok but he simply won’t die.
Duff Travers: Screw those jackasses, I’m watching this epic comedy unfold here with Starseed and these two lackeys.
The camera pans over to Erik Black as he yells some obscene language at our fans before pulling Havok up by his hair, but to his grief Havok begins to deliver some stiff jabs to his mid section and out of nowhere he connects with a molar cracking jaw breaker. Erik turns around grabbing his jaw and shaking the cobwebs loose once he turn around he raises his free hand up and tries to catch Havok with a hook, Havok blocks and connects with two jabs to the head and a twisting back elbow sending Black down to the matt hard. Havok then pans the crowd and nods his head, he begins to ascend the top rope. He reaches the top but just before he can jump he falls crotching himself on the top rope. The camera pans over to see what triggered this and we realize quickly that it was Starseed tossing Samhain out over the top rope which shook the rope causing Havok to loose his footing.
Duff Travers: What an idiot, climbing the top rope in a battle royal, just to impress the fans. It almost cost him too and it DID cost Jihad the Koran reading terrorist as he was just eliminated by Starseed.
After Starseed tosses Samhain out of the ring he notices Havok is on the top rope, Starseed sprits over to Havok and tries to push him off but he is caught with a boot right between the eyes. He stumbles back and comes side by side with Erik Black who has just made it to his feet, both men look at each other and before they can even raise a fist the are caught off guard as Havok jumps of the top hitting both men with a flying cross body. Black and Starseed crash to the matt along with Havok as the crowd goes nuts.
Tex Martin: Beautiful move from Havok taking both Starseed and Black out.
Duff Travers: Beauty means nothing unless your female and when your female that’s all you have… remember that Tex. It might get you somewhere… hey look Newfoundland Gordon is picking up Havok.
Gordon dazed picks up Havok and crashes and elbow onto of his head sending Havok to one knee, Gordon then shoots Havok into the turnbuckle and runs at him arms raised high leaving his mid section exposed and Havok takes advantage ducking down and driving his shoulder into the stomach of Gordon just as he makes it to the corner. Gordon falls to one knee and Havok grabs him by the head, Havok kicks him in the mid section and places him between his legs in the piledriver position but hooks his arms and lifts him up dropping him into a sit-down face buster a move Havok likes to call redemption. Havok then quickly gets up and tosses the Newfoundlander out of the ring with ease.
Tex Martin: There goes the second guy, only three men remain!
Duff Travers: Yah, I seen it… I ain’t blind. Lets see what Havok is going to do now!
Havok turns around only to mean the foot of Starseed who drops him like a bad habit with a huge super kick. The crowd can feel the pain as Havok falls down knocked out cold, but before Starseed can even think about tosses Havok out he is his with a northern lariat and hit’s the mat face first, Erik Black smiles as he waits for Starseed to reach his feet and as soon as he does he plants him with a variation of the reverse DDT called Erik's playhouse where he holds onto the head after impact keeping Starseed in a reverse guillotine submission hold trying to wear him down. After a few moments Erik lets go knowing that this match can’t end in submission, Erik sees Havok stirring and decides to lend him a helping hand. Erik tosses Starseed off to the side and helps Havok to his feet only to kick him right in the family jewels and hit him with a huge spine buster.
Tex Martin: That was simply uncalled for, what a cheap shot.
Duff Travers: Who cares, its not like he can get disqualified… look another real athlete Phil Einar is making his way to his feet.
Tex Martin: A few minutes ago you called him captain Canada and now you’re his biggest fan, seriously man… sometimes I don’t get you.
Just as Erik is about to get up from delivering the spine buster he is smashed with a spinning wheel kick which knocks him backwards into the corner. Starseed capitalizes and climbs the turnbuckle delivering 10 speedy punches as the crowd counts along. Starseed then crabs Erik’s head and falls backward driving his head into Starseed’s knees in code breaker fashion. Starseed then drops a leg drop on the face down Erik Black and follows that up with a second leg drop. Starseed then turns around and looks at Havok who is half way to his feet, he charges him but Havok ducks and Starseed almost eliminates himself just from the momentum. Havok then begins exchanging rights and lefts with Einar at the far side of the ring and before long both men are right at the ropes trying to wrestle each other out of the ring, Starseed the better wrestler but Havok bigger makes this an even battle.
Tex Martin: I wonder who is going over… Starseed… NO, Havok… NO.
Duff Travers: I bet I know, I bet its Havok!
Both men are leaning on the top rope trying to use all their strength to toss the other over when out of nowhere a dazed Erik Black comes running, he crabs the ankles of both men and sends them both crashing to the outside, the fans are shocked as this happened without anyone expecting it.
Duff Travers: Yes I was correct I think Havok hit first.
Tex Martin: Unfortunately it does not matter because the man who tossed them both out is our winner, Erik Black!
Stormy Canyon: The Winner of the match… ERIK BLACK!
The Sound of Madness blasts throughout the arena as Erik Black laughs at Havok and nods his head to Starseed. Starseed smiles and shakes his head as he makes his way backstage, Havok tosses a chair and storms backstage also and as we pan up to the entrance way we can see the AWA Co-owner Goth applauding Erik Black
Tex Martin: What the? Why is Goth applauding Erik Black?
Duff Travers: Goth knows talent when he sees one!!
Tex: Folks, we have a lot of fun bringing you the AWA Insomnia each and every week. But sometimes all of the fun and show can turn very real, lets cut to Boston Community Hospital where just minutes after being hung in the hang em high 2 match, Taxx was wheeled in for emergency surgery.
We cut to a video of the hospital's hallway to the emergency operating room. Doctors are wheeling Taxx into the room in a hurried frenzy, an IV unit and heart monitor strapped to him they go through the swinging doors to the operating room. The Doctor comes out, full surgery gear on.
Doctor: What have we got here?
Nurse: This man was hung in the Hang 'em High 2 match by Bill Barndhart! We've got
a crushed trachea and massive trauma to the larynx."
The assistant doctors transfer Taxx to the operating table as the doctor ties his mask on and puts on his surgical gloves.
Doctor: Alright, lets get the anasteisa going and get in there!
The happy gas starts flowing as the doctor gets ready to make the inscision to start the surgery when the heart monitor shows flatline.
Nurse: My god we're losing him!
Doctor: Defibulator now!
The doctor takes the defibulator and charges it up. Once it's fully charged they cut open Taxx's shirt and put the paddles to his chest.
Doctor: Clear!
The charge sends electricity straight to Taxx's heart, the monitor makes a beep but keeps flatlining.
Doctor: Increase the voltage! Try it again!
The voltage is increased and they try again
Doctor: Clear!
Another attempt and nothing.
Nurse: Live damn you!!!
The doctor cranks it up as high as it can go. Everyone looks apprehensively as he places the paddles on Taxx's chest
Doctor: Clear!
A bolt of lightning hits the defibulator, sending everyone in the room flying back but unharmed. The heart monitor starts up again and shows a normal heart rate. Everyone looks at each other confused at what just happened. A few seconds later Taxx wakes up on the table and sits up.
Taxx: "Ugh, rising from the dead is hard on the neck
Everyone runs out of the room screaming in fear. Taxx rubs the back of his neck and stretches a bit. Finally he sees on a television across the hall that Bulldog Bill has won the Asylum title, a look of pure anger and rage comes across Taxx's face
Taxx: "I'll be seeing you Bill at Insomnia!
Taxx gets up and walks out of the operating room
Tex: "My god! Taxx has risen from the dead and promises to be here at Insomnia!
Tex: Well, it's now a match between Surge Storm and Timothy Crimble in a rematch from last week.
Duff: Surge Storm is already in the ring, waiting for his foe to come out in any second. He's not in a bright mood today it seems!
Stormy: Introducing his opponent, from Sommmerset Isle, UK, weighing at 200 lbs - TIMOTHY CRIMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All black in the arena, uv lights along the stage and in the ring. He walks out hunched over scowling at the crowd and crawls into he ring. No pyro. When he gets into the ring, Surge Storm kicks him into the corner and continues to pound away at him!
Duff: That rookie is not wasting any time on Timothy!
Tex: Not for long, Duff!
colorTimothy headbutts his opponent in the face, then pushes him away. Surge rolls backward and lands on his feet. Already enraged and unable to think, he charges with a clothsline, but Timothy sidesteps the move and tosses Surge into the turnbuckle. Surge's face is hit and he staggers backwards, but then falls flat on his face as Timothy does a leg chop on the back of his left shin. Timothy then proceeds to kick his opponent down the mud as much as he can before he picks him up and executes a tiger suplex! His opponent cannot get up at all as Timothy kicks him hard into the stomach and laughs at his oppoonent as he sits down, on top of Surge's chest, and delivers stiff lefts and rights. Getting bored, he decided to finish him off as he picks up his opponent, slams him into the mat with a burning tiger suplex, then applies the crossface cobraclutch! Surge is not trying to give in, but can't hold it much longer and taps the ground quickly!
Stormy: Here is your winner - TIMOTHY CRIMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tex: It looks like Timothy has ended Surge Storm's career permanently!
Duff: As Surge found out - only the strong survive in the AWA!
Timothy just laughs as he exits the ring and grins at his work of destruction, as the referee is checking up on Surge Storm, the camera fading into a commercial...
We see Nailz and Azael, banned from the arena this week
from Nailz's actions in the Hang em High 2 match beating up on Bulldog Bill
Barnhart after the match. Nailz is back in Los Angeles spending his ban at
home to rest his body and mind for the big match at the Pay Per View. And
what better place to relax then at Dodgers Stadium. Azael rubs The
Assassin's shoulders in her Dodgers Jeff Kent jersey. She moves her finger
across Garciaparra's name across the back of Nailz.
Azael: Come on Nailz Try to enjoy the tailgating
party. This is a big game, and your throwing out the first pitch!
Nailz: Goth wants to screw with The Assassin by banning
me from the arena this week, just because I went down to the ring and beat
up on little old Bulldog Barnhart. Thats fine, if Goth wants to start
something he can't finish then thats fine with me. I'll still be holding
onto the World title after Disturbed Dreams and continue to do kick ass PR
work like throwing out pitches at ball games and signing breasts of the hot
girls in the stands. Nailz: Well whoever they put against me at Disturbed
Dreams, whether it is Staniak, Taxx or Bulldog Bill Barnhart, I'm ready for
them. Whoever gets the displessure of trying to take my title is going to
find himself 6 feet under! Because I am challenging my opponet to a match
that I made up myself, its not just a match.....its a brawl.......a
GRAVEYARD BRAWL!
Azael: (gasps) Wrestlings most brutal match?
Nailz: Everything you find in a cemetary is around the
ring and gravesite area. To win you must.....bury your opponet! Whoever
wants to take this title from me will have to pry it out of my cold dead
hands.
Stormy Canyon: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's match is for one fall, and is a last man standing match!
Tex Martin: Welcome everyone, we've already seen some epic matches tonight and this one will be no different!
Duff Travers: These two have been foaming at the mouth at each other all week, they've got a score to settle now!
Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" song starts to kick in, the P.A. blaring loudly in the arena as the fans's eyes are all glued to the entrance ramp. Moments later, pyro shoots off from either side of the top of the entrance ramp as Lazarus and Lynessa appear from behind the curtain. Lynessa stands back and eyes her man as he is jumping in place, a meanacing glare on his face as he roars out his battle cry and starts walking down the arena in complete determination. The fans either cheer the man or boo him, depending on how they feel about him. He pays no need to the crowd as he jumps onto the apron and agains jumps in place before going through the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring as Lynessa stands at ringside and shouting encouragement at her man. He looks towards the camera and pumps a fist into the air. The lights in the arena dim and pyro shoots from all four corners three times before the lights come back on and the music disappears. Lazarus then faces the entrance ramp, yet pacing back and forth and awaiting his next opponent..."Halo" by Machinehead begins to blare as Jason "The Sensation" Stevens walks out, with his sister Cary at his side.He makes his way to the ring and looks at Lazarus, before rolling in and walking to his corner as Cary takes her place...
Stormy Canyon: Standing in the ring, weighing in at 285 pounds, accompanied by Lynessa, from Pheonix, Arizona, the King of Destruction,...LAZARUS!...and in the opposite corner, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and accompanied by Cary, at 175 pounds, Jason "The Sensation" Stevens!
Tex Martin: Both these men have something to prove.
Duff Travers: I know they've proved one thing, that they got some fine women in their corners.
The two men circle each other as the ref rings the bell...Lazarus immediately Flexes and roars at "The Sensation", who steps back but doesn't seem all that impressed. Both men move in and lockup, Lazarus, obviously the superior in the power department pushes Jason back to the mat with force. Jason slams down and rolls back and quickly hops to his feet. Lazarus sequentially flexes his pecs with a confident smirk on his face. Stevens moves back in, and baits Lazarus with another lock-up, but Jason rolls forwards and hops up with a quick dropkick to the thigh, dropping Lazarus to one knee momentarily. Stevens rushes into the ropes and goes for a cross body, but Lazarus catches him in mid-air and then powerlifts him into a gorilla press...the crowd gasps as he benches the smaller man, once, twice, and a third time and then just drops him unto his shoulder and powerslams him flat on the mat. He stands and watches Stevens sprawling on the mat and slowly pulling himself up at the 4 count.
Tex Martin: You can't win a last standing match this early. Jason's made of
tougher stuff!
Duff Travers: Yeah,but look at that power advantage. The Sensation's gonna have to dig deep if he wants to even survive against the King of Destruction!
Lazarus yells at the ref to "count faster" and pulling Jason up by his ponytail, and locks in a front facelock...and hits him with an impressive suplex, shaking the ring with the big man's impact. Lazarus stands and leaves Jason on the mat and smiles at Lynessa. Jason pulls himself up at the 4 count again, this time by the ropes, looking a little dizzy. Lazarus turns and rushes at Stevens, and Stevens instinctively ducks down pulling the top rope with him, sending Lazarus over and to the floor! Stevens stands and Lazarus a bit disoriented stands on the outside, and "The Sensation" earns his nickname with a springboard dive to the outside, getting some serious air, before he crashes down on Lazarus in a heap! The ref begins a count, and Jason is slowly getting up at the 5...he stands holding the apron, while Lazarus is pulling himself up at the railing both men are up at the 8 count and Lazarus with nothing but rage in his face grabs for Jason, who moves back quickly to the side then hops to the apron and goes for a hurrincanrana, but Lazarus holds the ropes, taking away all jason's momentum, and then holding the legs wrapped around his neck, pendulum swings Jason Stevens against the guardrails in a sickening crash!
Tex Martin: Jason's comeback cut short by that devastating pendulum swing!
Duff Travers: He countered that hurrincanrana in a really devastating way Tex! I think The Sensation's out of this one!
Lazarus catches his breath and grabs Stevens and rolls him back into the ring...he then grabs a table from under the ring, and slides it in...followed by two chairs...the ref is counting Jason down as he stirs at the 6 count, Lazarus rolls in and moves to jason, breaking the ref's count by helping him up...and then turns him into a sidewalk slam. Lazarus stands and walks to the table, and props up the table in the corner and smiles and turns back to Jason who's standing at the 8 count...only to get a flying clothesline from a roaring Lazarus. Lazarus then stands and moves to Stevens, and yells at him to get up. Jason crawls slowly to his hands and knees and starts to move up Lazarus's legs...he then smiles and grabs Jason's head and sets him up with a standing headscissors...and positions himself in front of the propped up table, Lazarus roars and flips jason up int a powerbomb which Jason suddenly reverses into a hurricanrana sending Lazarus through the table instead!
Tex Martin: A reversal! Amazing move! The velocity of that impact!
Duff Travers: This crowd is lovin it Tex! Listen to those chants!
The crowd Begins their chants, as Lazarus lays amongst the splintered wood, and Jason on his hands and knees crawls towards a chair...Lazarus begins to stir, as the referee counts to 7, Jason is pulling himself up with the chair, and stands, defiantly holding it. Lazarus tosses aside the splintered table pieces, and crawls on his hands and knees towards Jason, who rushes at him screaming and golf swings the chair under Lazarus's face getting a sickening metal smack and sending him on his back, as the crowd gasps at the brutal chair shot... Jason Stevens drops to his knees and breathes heavy, leaning on the chair, as the ref begins the count. The ref gets to 7, and Lazarus stirs and sits up, blood pouring from his head, Jason with an exasperated look on his face, slams the chair on the ground and goes to rush back as Lazarus who's on his feet at the 9 count, Lazarus ducks the chairshot, and turns suddenly leveling Jason with a clothesline from hell! Lazarus stays on his hands and knees next to Jason, and catches his breath, looking at his opponent. He then stands and adjusts his trunks and starts to slowly walk to the opposite corner wiping the blood off his face and looking at it...unaware that at the 7 count, Jason grabbed the ropes in the corner and slowly pulls himself up...
Tex Martin: Jason's up! Lazarus just turned around! he looks like an angry bull!
Duff Travers: Lazarus's got murder in his eyes Tex!
Lazarus wipes his blood on his chest and ROARS at Jason Stevens! He moves in to the corner and crushes him with a punishing shoulderblock in the corner...folows up with another, and moves back a few steps to deliver another...then moves back 5 feet and rushes in for a spearing shoulderblock which Jason dives to the side out of the way, making Lazarus slam his shoulder into the post! Jason grabs the chairs and slowly sets them up facing each other about 7 feet away from the corner where Lazarus barely starts moving...Jason pulls Lazarus out and turns him around and leans him in the corner...he then roars as he lifts Lazarus to sit on the top rope. He Looks at him and grabs his head and pulls it down, eaches and hooks his legs, the size different making this seem damn near impossible...and Jason roars and lifts back takes a few steps back and drops backwards with sudden force and Lazarus impacts the chairs with the "Sensation Buster" in a loud crumple of metal!
Tex Martin: THE SENSATION BUSTER! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MANAGED TO LIFT LAZARUS INTO IT!
Duff Travers: That impact was sick! Those chairs are scrap metal now!
Lazarus lays there, as the ref begins the count...neither men are standing...
1...2...the crowd joins in...
3....4...5 Jason stirs and starts to crawl to the ropes and grabs the lower, as Lazarus stirs as well...
Tex Martin: Sensation's got some life in him, he's gotta stand up to win this!
Duff Travers: Lazarus is stirrin' Tex!
6...7...Jason is on his knees as Lazarus rolls slowly to his chest and tries to push himself up...
8...Jason finally pulls himself to his feet...
Tex Martin: Jason's up! He's wobbling on his feet!
9...Lazarus stumbles to his feet and then falls down forwards as the 10 count hits and Jason "The Sensation" Stevens wins this last man standing match!
Stormy Canyon: Your winner and the last man standing...Jason "The Sensation" Stevens!
Stevens rolls back out of the ring as "Halo" begins to blare over the speakers, clutching his chest, as he leans on Cary, and they make their way to the back, as he turns and raises his arms in the air, looking at lazarus in the ring, who is bleeding heavily from the head...
Tex Martin: Lazarus is layed out and looks pretty beat up Duff.
Duff Travers: But the Sensation came through! he may not be standing too tall, but he's standing and that's enough!
Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall where the winner receives an AWA World Title shot next week at Disturrrrrbed Dreams!!!
There’s a huge pop from the fans, but we then hear Doug Crashin’s voice as he steps out onto the stage, strangely not accompanied by his music or Dorian Killpatrick. The crowd now all boos as Doug doesn’t make a move for the ring. He starts talking into the microphone that he’s holding.
Crashin: Well, well, well. Tonight I get my chance to move onto the main event at the pay per view by taking on and beating the man formerly known as Black Bone. Now I’ve beaten his lame ass before and I’ll do it again! He may have my old flame by his side but pretty soon I’ll have the AWA World Title around my waist. As soon as Bone here is done for tonight, Nailz is next! Because I am Douuuuug Crashiiiiiin!!! And that’s a FACT!
Crashin flips the microphone to the side as the lights go out in the arena. “Planet Hell” by Nightwish plays as a huge pyrotechnic show displays itself. after the smoke clears Crashin makes his way down to the ring. He is wearing a green diamond robe with money signs all around as seen by the crowd. Doug removes it and leaves it hanging on the ropes. His music begins to fade out as he now turns to the stage, anticipating his opponent coming and anticipating this shot to fight for gold at Disturbed Dreams.
Stormy: Introducing first, originally from Harlem, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds….Doug Crashiiiiin!!! And coming to the ring, his opponent, standing in at 7’1” and weighing 318 pounds…being accompanied to the ring by Stacy Kissinger…Mack “Bad Bones” Blackheaarrrrrrrrrrt!!!
The beginning of “Bad To The Bone” by George Thorngood plays and once the sax and the drums are heard, Mack comes out with Stacy walking next to him in tandem. Mack looks around as Stacy raises his right arm. He is still looking around than Stacy lowers it. They slowly make their way down to the ring not looking at anyone. Mack gets into the ring and he raises his right arm before his song fades out. He puts his arm down and waits for the match to start as Stacy takes up a spot at ringside so she can have a good bird’s eye view of the match.
Duff: Always fun times when Miss Kissinger is out here. Always.
Tex: You’re sounding like an old Wal-Mart commercial and this match hasn’t even started yet!
Duff: But it’s about to. There’s the bell! I’m actually excited for this one, despite the lack of competition for Bad Bones here.
Tex: It’s an amazing thing that Doug’s been able to get this far. Everyone can agree on that. But at least give him a chance here.
Duff: Nope. I just can’t find it in myself to do that!
That match gets underway as Crashin gets overly excited. He goes to clothesline the bigger Bad Bones, but Bones sees it coming and stops Crashin’s momentum by tripping him up. Crashin’s head bounces off the nearest set of ropes, but it seemingly hasn’t done any damage to Crashin. It’s only slowed him up and made him think now before acting. Crashin cautiously circles the big man as Stacy shouts encouragements up to Mack. Crashin goes after the taller Bad Bones again and this time connects with a sudden punch to the abdomen. Mack shakes it off quick though and grabs Crashin by the arm, whipping him straight to the opposite side of the ring. Crashin bounces off the ropes and Mack is able to catch a piece of Crashin, but not all that much. Crashin gets up from the mat and goes to hit a kick to Mack’s sternum, but it’s blocked. Bad Bones is able to flip Crashin over, but Crashin lands on his feet and immediately reaches up high with a martial arts kick, planting it right to the throat of Bad Bones. Mack stumbles but doesn’t fall as he’s able to grab for the top rope. Stacy slaps her hands on the canvas, urging Mack on.
Duff: I would think that Bad Bones has played around enough here. It’s time to get serious!
Tex: Obviously Crashin knows what’s on the line here.
Crashin sets up and goes to nail another of his infamous kick, attempting to send Bad Bones over the top rope and out to the floor. But he’s unable to connect as Bad Bones sidesteps it, but just barely. He comes off the ropes now though and is able to grab a hold of Crashin right as he’s winding down from the delivered kick. Bad Bones delivers a sideslam but doesn’t go for the cover. He gets up off the mat and Crashin follows suit, just about two seconds behind. But it’s enough behind for Bad Bones to control the current situation.
Tex: Now Bad Bones is beginning to turn it around. He’ll win this match if he shows his power game.
Duff: Which he will! Face it, Crashin’s toast!
He takes Crashin off of his feet and now bends over and lifts him up. He hoists him older his shoulders and then delivers a back body drop. Crashin’s body flops against the canvas and Bad Bones turns around, sweeping in for the cover.
Duff: This one looks like it’s over early. No problem for Bad Bones and the Grave Yard Crew here!
Referee Chip Long goes down to make the three count, but Bad Bones for whatever reason lifts Crashin’s head off the mat.
Tex: Obviously still toying with the competition.
Duff: I guess Mack isn’t satisfied. Go ahead then! Show Crashin even more pain!
Bad Bones seems to listen, much to Kissinger’s delight as the camera pans over to see her with a huge grin plastered on her face. Bad Bones hooks Crashin up for and absolutely seemingly demolishes him with a mat slam face crusher. Crashin rolls around on the mat as Bad Bones now drops his knees right into the back of Crashin before locking in a single leg boston crab, really twisting away at Crashin’s knees, hoping to get him to tap. But Crashin isn’t doing so. He hangs on and slowly begins to crawl to the ropes, which aren’t all that far away. Crashin reaches out and grabs the rope, forcing Referee Chip Long to call for a rope break. Bad Bones lets his opponent go and sets up for his next possible maneuver.
Duff: Bad Bones is now completely on his game and he should stick with it! No one will stand a chance against him…not even Nailz, his own teammate!
Tex: That might just be true. But wait, look!
In the ring, Bad Bones is seen trying to latch Crashin up for some sort of suplex, but Crashin is able to counter by nailing a DDT onto the bigger man. Mack’s head hits the canvas and Crashin rolls Bad Bones over for the cover.
Referee Long: ONE…TWO…
Bad Bones kicks out in enough time. Crashin actually goes airborne a bit but is able to get to his feet first. Bad Bones begins to get up and goes for a tomahawk chop to Crashin’s skull. Crashin uses a little bit of quickness to avoid and then goes for a shining wizard from behind. Bad Bones avoids it though and Crashin turns back around to go for it again. Only this time Mack grabs Crashin by the throat and is about set to nail a chokeslam. Crashin puts his foot out though and is able to trip the giant and bring him down to size a bit. Mack goes to grab the neck of Crashin again, but Crashin kicks at the legs of Bad Bones, like he’s chopping down a Sequoia tree.
Stacy seems to be getting tired of what she’s seeing and hops up onto the apron, begging for the referee to tell Crashin to stop what he’s doing. The referee ignores her and Crashin now has Bad Bones down enough to connect over with a T-Bone Crashinplex, although it seems to take a lot out of Doug as both men are out of it on the mat. The referee begins a ten count as neither man moves.
Referee Long: ONE…TWO…THREE…FOUR…
As the count continues to higher in the ring, Timothy Crimble steps out from the backstage area, looking down at the ringside area, looking right at Stacy.