AWA Monday Night Insomnia Results
Crazy J: Tonight I promised to force Black Bone to take his mask off and what better way then to do it now. Black bone bring that scary ass face of yours to the ring and bring that bitch of yours with you.
Them Bones by Alice In Chains hits the arena and Black bone steps out and then the music stops and smack my bitch up comes on as Stacy walks out and she has a pissed off look on her face. Black Bone reaches the ring and Stacy comes in next to him. They both look at CrazyJ J as the music stops and he quits laughing.
Crazy J: Stacy you created this problem when you had me help you make a match where he would have to lose it and look what it has become, the media wants to see his face and the fans want to see it, As a business man I should make him wait to the ppv to sell it but the matches will sell the ppv so tonight the night and Stacy if this freak goes crazy I want him to know it was you that made this a problem
Crazy J: Black Bone, I once war a mask my self and when I removed it my carrier took off and tonight your carrier will start down a path that will take you to the top. Tonight I offer you a spot in my new family I am building and if you come I will allow Stacy to keep her job.
Black Bone looks at Crazy J, than turns his head and looks at Stacy. Stacy nots her head, than Bone knots his head. Bone lowers his head down to the ground and his long hair black hair covers his mask, than he looks up staring at Crazy J, he reaches with his right hand to the back of his head and pulls it off. His mask is over and his hair is covering his face, and he drops his mask, and signals for a mic.
Bone: I took off my mask just like you wanted. But as far as your little group I don’t know, I kinda need some time to think about this. I’ll give your answer by the end of the night, and this will be something I need to think long and hard about!
Crazy J: Fine, no later than tonight!
Black bone, and Stacy head to the back as Get Ready hits the Pa System once more, than Crazy J follows later
Tex: Wow, the question of the night, will Black Bone join with Crazy J and will Stacy keep her job?
Duff: No the real question is will Bonehead show is face?.
Duff: Well Duff we’re gonna have to wait and find out later!
Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Falls Count Anywhere match!
The lights go out as the opening guitar rift begins for “Knee Deep” by CKY. Then all of a sudden red pyro goes off filling the stage. The lights shoot back on and "The Ego Killer" Eric Corrayo is standing at the top of the ramp with his smug smile. The fans begin to boo, but he doesn't care as he struts to the ring.
Stormy: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 245 pounds…Eriiic Corrayooooo!!!
Eric walks to the ring jawing back and forth with the fans. He walks up the steps and makes his way into the ring. He jumps onto the top rope and starts yelling at the fans as his music keeps going. He hops down and swings his arms back and forth, from the sides to the front and back again until suddenly his music just gets chopped out. Stormy slides out of the ring as “Why So Serious?” hits the PA. Stormy, a tad bit frightened goes and takes her ringside seat. No one emerges from the back for a decent bit as the music gets louder and louder and louder still! Finally after about two minutes of waiting, the Joker appears on the stage.
Stormy: And h-h-his opponent…Th-the J-joookerrr!!!
As Stormy’s stammering voice ends, The Joker is shown walking down the ramp. He doesn’t do anything fancy, but instead just walks down to the ring and joins Corrayo in the ring, obviously not wanting to wait to long to get this match underway. Referee Chip Long checks both of the competitors for weaponry and finds that they’re both clean so the bell rings to start the matchup.
The Joker sizes up Corrayo but doesn’t take long and doing so, quickly looking to ram Corrayo right in the gut with his shoulder. Corrayo uses a tiny bit of quickness to sidestep the Joker. The Joker turns back and grins evilly at Corrayo, this time bulldozing his opponent right into the nearest corner possible. It’s here that he begins to go to work.
Tex: This odd superstar trying to take Corrayo on and out early. After his impressive showing last week there is no reason to believe that he can’t do it.
Duff: Oh please…Hazard and Sythe didn’t have what it takes. Corrayo does. I like Eric Corrayo. He reminds me of…well…ME! Perfection!
Tex shakes his head as the Joker clamps his right hand onto Corrayo’s left shoulder, applying a bit of a vice grip. However Corrayo just shoves the hand off and pushes the Joker away from him. The Joker lands on his rear in the center of the ring as it is a very HARD shove from Corrayo. Eric approaches the Joker with caution slowly, but then thinks better of it and rolls out of the ring.
Duff: Perfectly legal. He can stay outside the ring all night if he wants too!
Tex: The Joker won’t allow that.
Duff: Whatever.
Corrayo lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a steel chair just as the Joker executes a dropkick underneath the bottom rope. Corrayo gets his face nailed by Joker’s face and Corrayo is sent backwards. He barely stops himself from crashing into the announce table.
Tex: And the action has spilled out of the ring early on in this one.
Duff: It’s exactly what I expected! Both of them want to make a BIG impact so Goth and Crazy J will take notice!
Tex: You’re not kidding.
The Joker picks the steel chair up that Corrayo dropped because of the dropkick. The Joker stalks his opponent with the chair as Corrayo takes to the crowd, hopping the retaining wall. The Joker follows suit as the two make their way up a set of stairs and out to the concession stand area in the American Airlines Arena. The people getting snacks scramble as the Joker goes to land a steel chair shot onto Corrayo. Corrayo ducks and the Joker gets nothing but the cement floor. Corrayo takes advantage of the Joker’s miss and nails a perfectly executed drop toe hold. The Joker falls forward…right on top of the steel chair!!! Corrayo looks down and immediately grabs Joker by the hair as Referee Chip Long comes into the picture. We see the Joker bleeding from the forehead, but it’s not a lot of blood. The Joker punches Corrayo right in the upper chest, but it doesn’t do much. Corrayo Irish whips The Joker down the corridor, but the Joker is able to stop his momentum…this time able to avoid a filled soda bottle cooler.
Tex: This looks like it’s about to turn into a good old fashion street fight!
Duff: Maybe. Then again, maybe not. We’ll just have to wait and see.
The Joker laughs before slowly turning around, this time unable to avoid the steel chair shot!!! The Joker stops laughing as he’s now bleeding profusely from the forehead, down on the ground. Slowly he’s starting to get up with Eric Corrayo stalking him from behind, just waiting for the Joker to get back to a vertical base. The moment he does…BAM!
Duff: WOW! The Ego Trip! And the Joker didn’t see it coming!
Corrayo just simply stares down at the Joker as he lies on the concrete floor, bleeding really badly now. Eric yells out, “Who is laughing now?!?! HAHA!” before he simply plants a foot on The Joker’s stomach and leaves it there. Referee Long just counts to three and calls for the bell to be rung back inside the arena. From out in the hallway, “Knee Deep” by CKY can be heard playing loudly as Eric Corrayo just walks away from the scene, dusting off his hands and saying “No problem. No problem at all.” He disappears around a corner as the EMT’s rush to the aid of the Joker. The scene out in the concessions area cuts back to in the ring where Stormy Canyon stands, still shaking all over.
Stormy: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m being told that the Joker will need to be rushed to the hospital. Obviously your winner of the match is Eric Corrayo. We’ll keep you updated on the condition of the Joker, but we must move on tonight.
Stormy leaves the ring as the camera pans a stunned crowd before the shot fades out.
A man wearing a nice blood red Armani suit walks around backstage. He appears confused as if he had never been to an AWA arena before. He stops and pulls out a small flask and takes a drink. He then slicks his dark hair back. He wonders around some more, getting odd looks from wrestlers such as Doug Crashin who gives him the "You're an idiot" look. The man in the suit simply shrugs off the look, not wanting to start a fight just yet. He rounds a corner and finds a nice looking blonde at a table full of treats. He grins to himself. .
Man: Excuse me mam...
The woman looks up with a soft smile. It is Page Harris. As soon as she notices the man, she goes all wide eyed.
Page: Erik? Erik Black? What are you doing in the AWA?
Erik: I just thought I'd check this place out. I've heard some good things.
Page: Well.. I think you'll find Crazy J's office down the hall and to the right.
Erik: (taking on a rather serious look) I actually wasnt looking for J's office.. Though I'll be sure to pay my old protege' a visit.I was actually wondering where I'd find Goth
Erik nods and thanks the woman before walking down the hallway
We catch a glimpse of Bulldog Bill Barnhart walking down the hallway outside his dressing room. He is on his cell phone talking to someone. We cannot hear who he is talking to but we listen in on his side of the conversation nonetheless.
BULLDOG BILL: ....Uh huh...Yeah...You want me to do what? ...For real? ...Wow! ...Okay, you have a deal there my friend! ...My match tonight against Jason Stevens? Yeah I got this match in the bag. I will begin my next major winning streak with a victory over him. ...What's that? ...The Special Guest Referee gig at the Taxx vs. Staniak match for the Asylum Title? ...Am I going to call the match fairly? Of course I am! Have you ever known me to do anything that was not by the rules and on the straight and narrow? ...Yeah, I got your back! ...Thanks! See you soon!
Bill looks up and notices that we are listening in on his phone conversation. He stares at us and issues a little reprimand.
BULLDOG BILL: Look, I have told you a hundred times to please get my permission before airing something I am doing or saying. I am just glad that you did not hear the other side of the conversation because when everything is revealed you are going to get the shock of your life! Now scram!
The cameraman takes the hint and quickly shuts off his camera. The guys in the control room cut back to Tex and Duff at ringside as they get ready to call the next match.
the arena lights dim and fire can be seen from the entrance ramp, the ring and even in the entrances to section of the arena men dressed in robes hold torches as green light fills the arena, a Man in robe that looks to be dark green with gold trim comes out and stands his face is covered. He stands still as the torches go out one by one the arena falls dark and a single green light shines up at the man on the entrance ramp.
Crazy J: The time has come for what has been dead for so many years, the darkness and the light shall come together and bring war to those that don’t follow it.
The light goes out and then two other green lights come on as well and two more tall men are dressed in Green robes and they stand you can make out their faces and then the light shines in the middle on Crazy J who has removed his hood and has a huge smile on his face.
The arena is going crazy as Taxx and Nailz remove their hoods and the two stand out looking at the crowd. Nailz lifts his title in the air from under his robe and the fans scream. Taxx then pulls out his Asylum Championship and they scream ot
Kris Daniels starts to come out as his music hits and Timothy Crimble comes out and lays Daniels out he throws him into the side rails and hits him hard. Crimble then heads to the ring and waits as Jerico mcgracken comes out.
Stormy: This match is scheduled for one fall this match is Kris Daniels Vs Timothy Crimble and Jerico Mcgracken.
Crimble throws McGracken into the ropes and delivers a hip toss as Mcgracken hits the matt Crimble drops down and delivers a few elbow drops to the throat area. Crimble then locks in a figure 4 leg lock and locks in it hard. With in seconds Mcgracken is tapping and Crimble wins.
Stormy: The winner of the match via Submission is Timothy Crimble.
You see Taxx as he is leaving to head to the site of the Asylum match Crazy J walks out with him, they enter into a green hummer and it has a GYC logo on the back of it. It looks like some bodies are in the back already. Crazy J Drives off as the camera cuts back to ring side
Stormy Canyon: The followign contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Casket Match!!
The fans cheer as they see the casket being rolled into the ring by several AWA officials as it stands at the ringside area.
Stormy Canyon: And now coming down to the aisle, standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 240 pounds!! Hailing from Oakland, California!!! He is the former Asylum Champion!! Bulldog Bill Barnhart!!!
The TRON crackles to life and we see a close up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog. The TRON shows several clips of Bill's wrestlinig matches where he is either Bulldogging or Piledriving someone into the mat. The spotlights focus on the curtains to the backstage area and we wee Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains leading Iris on her leash (Iris is not always with Bill during matches so this is not always part of the entrance sequence). Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill to the entrance walkway around Bill (and Iris). Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play his fans, then he takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he (hands the leash or Iris to an attendant at ringside) climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes and into the ring. Bill then takes up residence in a corner to await the arrival of his opponent
Stormy Canyon: And his opponent!! Standing in at 5’7 and weighing in at 175 pounds!! Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada!!! The Sensation!! Jason Stevens!!
Halo by Machinehead hits as Jason Stevens walks to the ring looking cocky as ever, he stops halfway and stares at the crowd before shaking his head and slides in the ring without even touching one hand of the fans. He climbs the top turnbuckle and spreads his arms and closes his eyes as if he is receiving the greatest applause from the fans in the history of wrestling. He jumps off the turnbuckles and goes nose to nose with his opponent.
Tex Martin: This could be a good one, even though I think in these type of matches it favours Bill Barnhart as he is taller and heavier to be lift. I think Stevens will have his hands full with him getting Bill inside the casket.
Duff Travers: He is the Sensation!! He knows a sensational way to get it done!! Trust me, I know!! He’s Sensational!!
The bell rings as Bill is trash talking Stevens, he lets out his trademark laugh as that costs him a slap across the face by his opponent. He follows it up with an attempt to a Irish Whip, but Bill reverses it and follows it up with a short arm Clothesline that sends Stevens down. Bill gets down and wants to pound away at the youngster, but the speed of Stevens gets him out of the predicament. Stevens gets to his knees and stares at Bill Barnhart as the former champion grins and motions Stevens to bring it. Jason Stevens gets to his feet and the two circle each other, giving glances to the casket on the outside as suddenly Bill gets in the face of Stevens once more and tells him that if there is anyone in this federation that will get inside that casket that it will be Jason Stevens. Bill blocks a punch and hits Stevens in the midsection with a knee, he goes for an Irish Whip and goes for a Back Body Drop. But Stevens jumps up rolls over the back of Bill Barnhart. He runs to the other side and then executes a dropkick to the back of Bill’s leg. This causes him to drop to one knee and Stevens grabs the left leg and trips the other leg of Bill as this causes him to fall face first onto the canvas. Stevens pulls hard on the left leg and then starts to kick it hard before pulling it to the steel ring post and the turnbuckles. He puts the leg underneath the bottom rope and pulls it back over the bottom rope where he starts to put Bill in a Single Leg Boston Crab submission hold.
Tex Martin: That’s something you would expect from Barnhart, grounding the faster wrestler in Stevens!!
Duff Travers: Well don’t you know? When you barely can stand, you cannot put someone inside a casket. I expected you to have more intelligence then that Tex!!!
Bill tries to get him out of the move, but the referee is unable to do anything as this is a no DQ match. Bill finally manages to get him out of the hold as he grabs the legs of Stevens and his free right leg kicks him in the face. This causes Jason Stevens to fall. Bill manages to free his leg and slowly gets to his feet, but Stevens beats him to the punch as he runs to the ropes and comes off with a Moonsault off the ropes as it ends up with him executing a inverted DDT on Bill Bulldog. Stevens gets up and stares at the fans who are booing him, but some of them are applauding him for his athletic ability. He goes back to the left leg, kicking it and running to the ropes before coming back off it with a baseball slide towards the leg as he hits it in the knee joint. Stevens gets up and locks Bill in a standing leg grapevine, he pulls hard on the leg, until Bill kicks him in the midsection and then pushes him away with both legs. He gets up to his feet and counters a cross body block from his opponent in a big time Body Slam that gets the fans to their feet. Bill holds on to his left leg as he is trying to get some blood flowing through his leg to walk easier, he grabs the head of Stevens and locks him in a reversed headlock. His massive arm wraps around and underneath the chin of Stevens as that makes it hard for him to breathe , his hands are trying to loosen the grip from Barnhart. But Barnhart tightens the grip with him wrapping his arm even more around the chin and throat of Stevens. Bill lets go off the hold and drives several elbows in the forehead of Stevens before executing a dropkick to the back of his head. Bill gets up first and walks over to the legs and pulls on them, he pulls him to the ropes and slides to the outside and pulls him to the outside as well before punching Stevens down. Bill grabs a chair and sets Stevens up to be slammed in the face by the chair.
Duff Travers: Come on Bill, show some compassion for the kid!!
Tex Martin: Compassion? Oh goodness, this is wrestling!!
Stevens slowly gets to his feet, he is unaware of what is behind him as he suddenly turns around and is greeted with a slam in the face by Bill Barnhart with the chairshot. Bill stands over Stevens as the fans are cheering them on.. Bill grabs the now groggy Stevens by the head and walks him over to the casket as he slams him face first into the casket. Stevens falls backwards as Bill opens the casket and pulls it off the card and sets it up against the security railing.
Duff Travers: Oh I’m going to enjoy this one!!
Bill turns around and grabs Stevens by the legs and sets him up for a Catapult, he falls backwards and this causes Stevens to land inside the casket and then he falls backwards as the casket is shaking but somehow manages to stand. Bill gets up and grabs Stevens by the waist to go for a back to back suplex, but Stevens manages to land on his feet behind Bill Barnhart as the former champion releases him. Stevens executes a dropkick to the bad leg off Bill and runs him face first into the casket. Stevens tries desperately to close the lid, but Bill’s arm is on the outside of the casket making it incapable for him to close it. Stevens climbs the top turnbuckle and jumps off from it on Bill Barnhart with a big time dropkick. This causes the casket to fall on the ground and Stevens gets up right away and runs to try to close the. But it is Bill Barnhart that manages to get a leg out of the casket to stop the lid from being closed. Stevens gets up and grabs the head of Bill Barnhart and starts to pound away on it, we can see an opening emerge on the forehead of Bill Barnhart.
Tex Martin: This kid is really showing me some determination and also a mean streak!!
Duff Travers: And yeah I know when his wins are going to start coming in, he will be unstoppable!!!
Jason Stevens combs on the steel guardrail where he has his back turned to the casket as Bill is facing him. Stevens jumps backwards with a Moonsault, but it is has gotten to his feet and grabs Stevens and drives him down with a big time shoulder breaker and then drops him in the casket. Bill has a busted open face as his blood is pouring from his wound all over his face and on to his chest. He tries to close the casket, but Stevie blocks it with his feet until Bill grabs him by his hair and lifts him up to his feet while climbing back in the casket.
Tex Martin: Now both men are in, what is Bill going……. OH MY GOD!!!
Bill has scooped up Ramone and drives him in the casket with a big time Piledriver and then gets out of the casket before slamming down the lit to end the match.
Stormy Canyon: The winner of this match!!! Bill Barnhart!!!
Bill stands over the casket as he looks down at it before having his arm raised in the air and then he turns around and walks off busted open from the match.
Tex Martin: What a match!!!
We cut to the site of the asylum championship match. The pool pit of death has been prepared and is ready for the competitors to beat the tar out of each other for that shiny hunk of gold. Taxx is sitting by the pool, drinking an iced tea and waiting for his opponent to show up. Foxxy Dreams shows up in a sexy red and black bikini to do a last minute interview with the Asylum champion.
Foxxy: "I'm here with the new asylum champion Taxx who in just minutes is going to defend his title in this half empty pool filled with cement against Staniak. Now all week you have been at each other's throats. He claims the AWA management is trying to screw him by awarding you the title last week."
Taxx: "Well Foxxy, if I were Staniak I would stop wasting my time whining and bitching about the past and focus on the present. He is getting his one on one title shot that he wanted so bad. Maybe if he focused on the match at hand he might get lucky and win it.... aw who am I trying to kid? Staniak has no chance of winning this title tonight! Crazy J new he wouldn't beat Bill Barndhart last week alone and he knows now that Staniak won't beat me tonight. This is just cutting through all the red tape and making my asylum title reign official. It's ironic that we have this match in a pool because winning a fight with Staniak is as easy as lounging by the pool. Once I'm done with Staniak in there they will have to fill the entire thing with cement with Staniak's body still inside, there will be so much blood no one would dare swim in there again for fear of catching Staniak's terminal disease loseritis!"
Foxxy: "Well there you have it folks! Confident words from a confident champion!"
A video runs for AWA next PPV it ends after a few minutes ad the camera is back in side the arena. the arena lights go out and the big screen lights up and you see a half filled pool with some tables, chairs and other weapons in the empty shallow end of the pool. The lights flicker as a spot light over the pool comes on. Bulldog walks out and enters the shallow end while Eric Corrayo comes out and walks around the pool. The lights flicker once more as Staniak walks to the pool and he looks around at the weapons as Taxx walks out wearing his new green robe and he is holding the asylum title up as he walks Crazy J walks out behind and sits at a table near the ring side. He puts a head set on and sits down.
Crazy J: This match is brought to you from a swimming pool that is half filled, todays match is a special match because its going to be called by 3 people, Jay Wonderful, Psycho 187 and Crazy J.
Taxx and Staniak come towards each other and you can see the hate in their eyes. They push each other and they both almost fall on the cement. So Taxx moves in but Staniak picks up a small pipe and comes after Taxx but Taxx side steps and trips Staniak but Stania is able to put his hands down and stop his face from smashing into the empty pool. Taxx picks up a Chair and walks towards Staniak and he hits him in the back as he starts to get up. Taxx goes to hit him once more but Staniak rolls away and the chair strikes the cement hard and Taxx lets it go and Staniak drop kicks him and they both hit the pool hard.
Crazy J as Jay Wonderful: This match is going to end with some one dead if not both of them
Crazy J as Psycho 187: What are you a B**** this match is great and its only missing some damn sharks in the water and electric fence around it.
Crazy J: Will the two of you just shut up you are worse then listing to Tex talk, Damn it Duff why didn’t I bring you.
Taxx and Staniak are back to their feet and the two are ready to do war Taxx picks up a 2x4 and Staniak picks up a Night Stick and they circle each other ready to fight. They both swing and Taxx hits Staniak in the head and send him to the cement with blood coming from his head. The night stick is still in his hands as Taxx moves in on him Taxx drops the 2x4 and lifts the head of Staniak. Taxx pulls back to hit him and Staniak strikes him with the night stick and he stumbles back. Staniak goes to hit him once more but Taxx grabs him and pushes him towards the pool he pushes staniak face into the pool. He holds him under the water and staniak shakes trying to get lose. Taxx pulls him out and then shoves him back in as Staniak gasps for air.
Crazy J as psycho 187: We got us a dead man real soon, Bring it home Taxx. Finish him off and do it now.
Crazy J as Jay Wonderful: My god please let him up… Bulldog stop the damn match before.
Staniak puts his hands out and stops him self he then kicks Taxx and he stumbles back staniak pulls him self off and water runs from his face. He moves to attack Taxx but the water causes him to slip and he turns his ankle bad as he goes down. Taxx grabs a table and brings it over and sets it up. He then picks up the injured Staniak and he picks him up in the air and Staniak rakes his eyes and moves around enough that he cant hold him up and Taxx lets him go Staniak lands on his bad ankle and stumbles for a few, he then picks up something it’s a wooden staff of some type and he slams it into the back of Taxx, Taxx lays on the table and staniak takes a few more swings before pushing Taxx onto the table. Staniak climbs out of the pool and smiles as he runs and flips in the air and lands on top of Taxx and the table brakes both men lay motionless.
Bulldog is counting, he gets to 5 before both men start moving, he counts to 7 and both men are in a sitting position trying to get up. Taxx is the last one to get up and he picks up a piece of the broken table and he throws it at Staniak but it misses. Staniak starts moving in on him when Taxx picks up the other piece and rushes at him and hits Him hard and Staniak falls face first into the water in the deep end he looks to be out cold,
Bulldog, starts counting Staniak out but he only gets to seven when Staniak head comes up from the water he reaches the shallow end and comes out and Taxx meets him with a large boot to the face and Staniak hits the side wall of the poll hard and Taxx smiles and throws him back into the wall. Taxx then picks him up for a Tombstunner and he gets him up on his shoulder and Staniak being wet slips out of his hands and he catches Taxx head and gives him a form of a DDT Taxx face is bleeding and he looks to be out. Bulldog starts counting Taxx out when the lights go out…
Crazy J: Damn it, some one turn my lights back on I want to see whats going on.
Crazy J as Jay Wonderful: This cant be good some one has to have entered the pool.
Crazy J as Psycho 187: Well no shit, its not like a hurricane just came through. Damn your so stupid, Crazy J why don’t you just fire his ass.
An unmasked Black bone is in the ring when the lights come back on and he is pounding on Staniak and Taxx is still laying in the corner and Bulldog decides he wants a piece of action. Bulldog goes to attack Taxx and he starts hitting on him and Corrayo steps in and Bulldog and him push each other. Corrayo steps back and Bulldog attacks Taxx. Corrayo picks up a broom stick and brakes it over Bulldog head. Bulldog stumbles and falls into the water. Corrayo moves over towards Black bone and Staniak. Black Bone looks at his new tag team partner and he just stops. Black bone face is shown but its just a glimpse as he walks off and a bloody staniak is on the ground. Both men are on the ground and Corrayo calls for the bell. Crazy J leaves the booth and heads into the pool, he talks to Corrayo, then he looks into the camera with a unhappy look on his face.
Crazy J: The winner of the Asylum Pool Match via DQ is Staniak, how ever the title does not change hands. Black Bone show your self.
Black Bone steps out with his hair over his face and he has on a Green GYC Shirt and Crazy J raises his hand. Taxx is starting to come around he walks over with blood on his body looking dead tired and Crazy J grabs the Asylum title and throws it to him. The 3 men walk out as Corrayo just looks at his Tag team partner wondering what he is doing.
The feed cuts back to the arena and Goth is already to the ring and he has a microphone.
Goth: Damn it Crazy J, you can build your group and do what you want but I will not let you screw people out of Chances. So at Disturbed Dreams Staniak will have a one on one match for the Asylum title and I don’t care what match type you pick but any one that gets involved in the match will be fired.
Stormy Canyon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Non Title match!! The stipulation for this match is that if Doug Crashin wins, he will face the Champion at Disturbed Dreams for the World Heavyweight Championship Belt!!
Planet Hell by Nightwish hits the PA. Doug has his money sign robe on and Dorian has his black and orange silk suit. Dorian and Doug head to ringside while Doug struts and trash talks to the Miami faithful. Stormy then gets out of the ring while the lights go out as the familiar spotlight shines on Doug. the stage mike then lowers as the crowd gets quiet.
Doug: now that I have everybody's attention. I'd like to point out a few things before I introduce myself. first of all the fact that everybody thinks that I got lucky is really out of their minds. sure I had a little help getting to the main event at Ascension but that doesn't mean that I couldn''t do it by myself. second I think everybody should know the height and weight of my bodguard. Dorian is 7'5' 500lbs of pure muscle. no steroids needed. now to nailz. this isn't your lucky couple of weeks man. once I beat you tonight, I'm gonna beat you in the octagon match. you need to sharpen your MMA skills because that match is gonna be under MMA regulations. that means you get a point knocked off if you hit below the belt.the only way you can win is by TKO or Submission. dude you have no chance because I trained unde Gracie Ju-Jitsu. you have no MMA skill whatsoever. OK. now I'm done. Time to intruduce myself..
Doug waits as the crowd gets silent again.
Doug: ladies and gentlemen already in the ring standing at 6'4. I weigh in tonight at 240lbs. I hail from Harlem New York but I now reside in the lovely city of Las Vegas Nevada. I am the richest man in America. I am Mr. Incredible DOUUGGGGGGGGGG CRRRRASSSSHIIINNNN!!!!!........Crashin!. now! introducing my opponent tonight! he hails from the backwater town Los Angeles California which is SMOG CITY! haha! he weighs in tonight at a measly 250lbs! He is NAILZ!!!!!!!..... NAILZ!!!!!!!
The arena turns red with flames dancing around the sides of the stage. Nailz rises out of a smokey mist from the middle as if rising from the depths of hell with Azael at his side. A flame trail follows down the isleway until Nailz heads to the ring. When he gets in the ring he stands in the middle facing the camera as a huge flame wall erupts to the huge cheers of the crowd
Tex Martin: It’s finally this time to put up or shut up isn’t it Duff??
Duff Travers: OH YEAH!! And we all know who deserves to be champion right? I mean look at Crashin, he has all the money!!!
Tex Martin: Oh please….
The bell has rung as the champion walks over to his challenger and holds his title high in the air before handing it over to the referee. Crashin starts to tell him that it will be his this coming PPV because of him beating Nailz tonight. Nailz turns his head for a moment, before suddenly delivering a surprise punch in the face of Doug Crashin, that sends him in the ropes. Nailz grabs him by the arms and executes an Irish Whip in the ropes before nailing Crashin with a knee in his midsection and then following it up by grabbing his head and slamming him backwards on the canvas. The fans see the head of Crashin hitting the mat hard, where it bounces off the canvas as they cheer Nailz on. Nailz grabs the head of Crashin and lifts him up to his feet, he goes for a Body Slam. But it is Crashin that slides out of his grip and pushes him to the ropes, he follows it up with pounding away on the neck of the champion with several elbows before delivering a big time kick to the head that sends the champion to the outside where Crashin’s big monster is standing. Crashin turns around and starts a discussion with the referee about something as Dorian grabs the champion by the waist and runs him straight into the steel ring post, we can hear the fans boo loud as Dorian walks away from Nailz.
Tex Martin: That’s unfair!!!
Duff Travers: No that was just great!!!
Crashin turns around and gets the nod from Dorian as he slides to the outside, he grabs Nailz by the hair and starts to lift him up to his feet. He executes an Irish Whip to the steel barricades, where Nailz hits his lower back into the barricades before Crashin follows it up with a big time Clothesline. This sends the champ over the barricades and into the excited crowd who are cheering loudly. Crashin slides in and out of the ring to break the ten count and then hops over the barricades and into the crowd, he grabs a cup from a fan and drinks from it and then sprays it in the eyes of the champion. Crashin raises his arms in the air as he feels he is going to make the champion suffer. He pulls him up to his feet and then runs to the barricades and sends him over to the concrete padded floor surrounding the ring. He hops on the barricades and then hops back to ringside. Crashin stands over the champion and grins sadistic before pounding away at the sticky face of Nailz.
Tex Martin: What was that what he sprayed into the eyes of the champ?
Duff Travers: Oh my God, you don’t know what the kids drink these days? It sure wasn’t MILK!!!!
Crashin slides back in the ring and then parades for the fans as we see the face of Nailz with lots of pain, trying to get to his feet. He grabs the ring apron for balance, as suddenly Dorian grabs him and rolls him in the ring besides his chest area and his head. Dorian measures an elbow as Crashin has the referee once again distracted and slams the elbow hard into the chest area of the champion. He rolls him now completely in the ring and then stands in the neutral corner and looks around as if nothing happened while the fans are booing him and Crashin. Crashin walks over to the now in pain Nailz and starts to put the boots to him. He grabs his leg and puts him in a standing leg grapevine, but he bends a bit too far forwards as this causes Nailz to grab him by the head and then delivers a big time right hand that sends Crashin backwards. Nailz slowly gets to his feet and sees Crashin storming towards him, as Crashin goes for a flying forearm it is Nailz that sidesteps and grips his hand around of Crashin and delivers a big time Chokeslam. This gets the fans to their feet and cheering the champion on as he goes for the cover.
Tex Martin: Chokeslam!! CHOKESLAM!! This must be it!! NO!!! Damn that Bodyguard!!!
The referee does not see the cover as we see Dorian standing on the ring apron and starting to complain to the referee about something, the referee turns around after a few moments and then sees the cover. He goes for the three count, but Crashin this time gets his shoulder up in time and making the match to continue as the fans are starting to get into a Bullshit chant.
Tex Martin: I can’t believe this, this is really unfair. Nailz would have beaten Crashin if it wasn’t for that big guy on the outside.
Duff Travers: Oh yeah sure, blame it on the other guy… That’s very easy don’t you think??
Nailz looks at the referee with a painful look on his face, he gets to his feet and lifts Crashin up to his feet as well as he sets him up for a Body Slam, he scoops him up with some difficulties and then slams him down. His arm goes straight for his lower back to feel the pain, before going for another cover where Crashin kicks out of once more at the count of two. Nailz slaps his big arm around the chin of Crashin as he puts him in a reversed side headlock and stares into the eyes of Crashin’s big monster of a bodyguard. Crashin tries to get some space for him to breathe as he tries to loosen the grip of the champion around his chin and throat area. But Nailz has his arms locked tight and his fingers locked in as well, he starts to grind his arm around the chin tighter and tighter before we can see Crashin trying to get to his feet. As he succeeds he tries to free him with several elbows in the midsection of the champion, but Nailz quickly lets go and then hits Crashin with an elbow to the back right between the shoulder blades and then puts him in a standing side headlock. Crashin tries to remove the hold from his head by pushing it upwards, but the strength of the champion is clearly visible as he maintains the grip and Crashin can’t do a damn thing about it. He grabs Nailz by the waist and then pushes him in the ropes for another Irish Whip and frees himself from the hold. Just as Nailz runs to the other side of the ring, we see the big man pull the top rope down as this causes Nailz to fall backwards to the outside of the ring. The referee storms towards him and starts to get on his case.
Duff Travers: What’s that guys problem? So he just needed to keep his balance by accidentally holding on to the top rope. You cant be serious that this idiot of a referee is going to send Dorian away? He’s a class act, a role model for youth to look up to!!!
Tex Martin: Yeah and he’s also kicked out of this match!!!
The referee orders Dorian to leave the arena or Crashin will lose the match, Crashin goes nuts as he charges in on the referee and starts to complain about how Nailz pulled his tights several times. The referee tells Crashin to back off as he is the referee in the match as the fans go nuts, Crashin gets angry and turns around as he climbs out of the ring. There he is about to grab Nailz by the hair. But the champion turns around and surprises Crashin with an uppercut and a big knee in the midsection after getting to his feet and ends it up with a big time DDT on the concrete floor. Both men are on the ground as the referee is starting to use his ten count on both of them. Nailz is slowly starting to move and rolls in the ring at the count of seven, he rolls back out of it to break the count and grabs Crashin as he rolls him in the ring. He follows him back in and signals for the end to be near.
Duff Travers: As this idiot gets the win over the TRUE Champion of the people, then I am going to call Goth and tell him that this is a complete JOKE!! We all know who the better wrestler is!!!
With a painful look on his face we can see Nailz measuring Crashin as he walks up to him and locks him in his dreaded submission hold
Tex Martin: Here we go!! The Nail In The Coffin!!!!
Nailz slaps on his dreaded Crippler Crossface submission hold and we watch how Crashin tries to fight it, Nailz is biting on his teeth as he feels the pain on his lower back as well… You can tell that he cant lock this move in as tight as he normally would because of it, but the grip is tight enough for him to keep Crashin in the centre of the ring. Crashin tries to Bridge up a bit, but after a few attempts his eyes slowly start to fade and he starts to tap out as the referee calls for the bell.
Stormy Canyon: The winner of this match!! By submission!! Nailz!!!
Nailz rolls away from Crashin and gets his hand raised by the referee before rolling out of the ring. Azael accompanies him as they move to the back when suddenly a few camera’s pick up a guy that climbs over the security railing and rolls in the ring.
Tex Martin: What the?
Duff Travers: Hey I know that guy!! Isn’t that??
Tex Martin: OH MY GOD!! THAT’S OWEN IDOL!!! What is he going to do now?? GOOD LORD!!!
Owen runs to the ring and attacks Crashin, he lifts him up to his feet and then knees him in the midsection. He then grabs him by both arms as he puts his head between his legs and lifts him up in the air as if to go for a Powerbomb. But then suddenly he drops him backwards for a modified Pancake move and this causes Crashin to hit the canvas hard. The fans are mostly booing Idol as some of them are cheering for what Crashin did earlier to the champ as Owen gets up and demands a microphone.
Owen Idol: Well, are you shocked… awestricken maybe? We all know this is not a new face too any of you overweight internet wrestling marks, its not a new face for the normal every day redneck who watches professional wrestling each and every week and I’m damn sure its not a new face to any of the wrestlers and staff backstage here in the AWA. I’m Owen Idol, one of the greatest wrestlers to ever grace this ring and I’m here to clean up the mess that dweebs like Douglas Crash Bang or whatever the hell his name is has made. I have been sitting at home and wrestling all over the world and ever sense the GWA went under I have been looking for a place that I can call home. I think this could be the place.
Idol walks around the ring smirking with a sinister grin before talking again.
Owen Idol: This place needs a guy like me and when I’m needed, I’ll sure as hell be there. You see, I have a few old skeletons that I have never really disposed of here in the AWA, I have old friendships and bitter rivalries that never really got a chance to play out because of GWA’s closing so guys like Jason Cash, Staniak, Fang, Crazy J, Goth and others are in for a treat when they are exposed to the path that I plan to lead AWA down… but I realised in my time in GWA that I can’t change things as a member of the roster, I need to have a position of power in order to mould this place into MY ideal federation and if I’m not going to be handed one of those places on the panel I’ll damn sure be willing to take it.
Idol nods his head as the crowd “mostly booing” shows there disapproval of his comments.
Owen Idol: Shut up people! Listen for a difference, you might learn something… I know reading, writing, match and general history was hard for all of you nincompoops but what I’m saying is not only easy to understand and follow the concise reasoning behind it but its also the gods honest truth, boo if you want but I’m here to make this place better even if you have to hate me… but remember you’ll never hate me as much as I despise each and EVERY one of you. Now I’m not going to stand around all night to get an answer, if I have to I’ll go backstage and kick the living hell out of every guy on the roster and every staff member in order for somebody to spit something out.
Suddenly The Cross hits as Goth walks out to the arena from the back with a grin on his face while applauding Owen. Owen Idol looks on and anticipates the words that will come from the mouth of the Co-Owner of the AWA.
Goth: Well isn’t this nice? Owen Idol doing his impersonation of a man that has been send down from above to free the people. To free the federation as he knows exactly what is good for all of us…. Uhm so what I can tell is that you are out of a job and need some cash isn’t it Owen?
The fans laugh at the comment as Idol is about to put the microphone to his moutha s he realises that it isn’t working anymore.
Goth: Well you know something Owen, I got true power in this joint and by God, you just have to realize that you are just this close to become my personal BITCH!! You want power? You want to trip on the high that is what comes close to be the boss in this joint? Ok, you prove to me that you are up to it… You are now my new Co-General Manager of the AWA… oh and one more thing Owen?
The shot changes to a split shot where both men can be seen staring at each other.
Goth: Welcome to the Asylum Bitch!!! I will see you around soon!!!
Tex Martin: OH MY GOD!! OWEN IDOL IS A CO GM!!!!
With that the show Cuts outside as Crazy J, Stacy, Black Bone, Taxx and Nailz all enter the Green Hummer and they drive off it cuts back in side and Owen and Goth stare each other as the show fades to darkness with the fans going nuts.