AWA Monday Night Insomnia Results
The arena turns red with flames dancing around the sides of the stage. Nailz rises out of a smokey mist from the middle as if rising from the depths of hell with Azael at his side and the AWA world title over his shoulder. A flame trail follows down the isleway until Nailz heads to the ring. When he gets in the ring he stands in the middle facing the camera as a huge flame wall erupts to the huge cheers of the crowd. Nailz gets up on each turnbuckle to pose for the crowd with the new title belt. Azael has a huge smile across her face as she appaulds the first AWA champion. PA announcer Stormy Canyon hands Nailz the mic. Nailz gives the title belt to Azael who holds onto it over her own shoulder. Finally after a defening 3 or 4 minute ovation Nailz can finally speak.
Nailz: Thank you Boston, and thank you Grave Digga fans around the world who have supported me and my brother through 10 years of kicking ass!
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!
Nailz: There were skeptics all over the wrestling world putting up on online blogs, magazine articles and news reports that Nailz may never win a World Title in his career, and when I retired in 2006 that seemed like a safe statement to make. But my girlfriend and manager, Azael here who by the way looks 10 times sexier with gold around her waist told me to give it one more go when AWA called and wanted to sign me. At first I told her I wasn't interested but she basically had to force me to sign the contract. Well I'm glad I did because right here, right now The Assassin Nailz is YOUR FIRST AWA WORLD CHAMPION!
The crowd goes wild, chanting Nailz over and over.Nailz: It was a long 10 year journey. I started in 1998 and every federation's world title eluded my grasp. Even in GWA I couldn't grab onto the top spot but here in AWA I am the new face of this federation! I had to go through 5 of AWA's best including the best of the best arguably Bulldog Bill Barnhart! First and foremost I would like to congratulate each and everyone of the competitors from last week on a job well done, it was a hell of a match. But I would like to extend an extra congratulations to Bulldog Bill Barnhart because it was the much sweeter to not only stand toe to toe with AWA's formerly undefeated Asylum champion but to hand the son of a bitch his first loss in this federations biggest match on its biggest night last week! Bulldog fought like a bulldog last week and it will truly be a classic moment and no doubt a classic match when both of our careers are truly said and done.
The crowd gives a standing ovation to the match last week and everyone involved. They witnessed history last week and show their appriciation.
Nailz: And to the AWA fans and owners I will not disapoint. I will be a fighting champion and I will bring my A game week in and week out and be the champion this federation needs to grow and become an even greater powerhouse than GWA ever was. Tonight my reign begins and Jason Stevens will be the first to fall! So lets get this match started, get down here Stevens and lets fight!
To the cheers of the crowd Azael hands Nailz back his title belt and raises his hand with thousands of flash bulbs going off in the crowd.
Stormy: The following is your opening contest and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, Californiaaaaa, weighing in at 250 pounds…he is the NEW AWA World Champiooooon…NAAAAAAAILLLLZ!!!
Nailz holds the title in the air as his music plays once more. The music stops and he waits for his opponent to come out.
Stormy: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 pounds…Jason Steveeeens!!!
Jason slowly limbers down the ramp, taking some extra caution as he goes. Very carefully he climbs the steel steps and steps over the top rope and into the ring, staring down the AWA World Champion. Stormy removes herself from the ring as Jason’s music fades out. Referee Chip Long calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.
Tex: Well, I don’t know why Jason’s out here as he obviously has some lingering injuries, both from the Chamber of Terror and from earlier this week when he fell down a flight of stairs…
Duff: Where did you get that last piece of information Tex?
Tex: The AWA website. You have your computer right in front of you Duff. Why don’t you use it once in a while?
Duff: Because I don’t care to be computer literate…
In the ring Jason circles around the champion, but Nailz isn’t going for such tomfoolery. After a few seconds, Nailz goes on the attack, throwing an arm right over the right shoulder of Jason Stevens. Jason doesn’t budge but Nailz then uses his right fist, balls it up and punches Stevens right in the abdomen, immediately doubling him over.
Tex: If Stevens isn’t careful here, this one could be over with quickly.
Duff: Sure, you’re on the Grave Digga’s bandwagon now that Nailz has won a world title.
Tex: …
Stevens bends back upwards but is too late as Nailz hits an easy clothesline, sending Stevens right down to the canvas. Yet Jason gets up, only to have Nailz smote him once again. Nailz then steps over his challenger, placing his left boot, right into his chest. We can see Stevens wince as he stays down on the mat this time around. Nailz can see blood in the water and quickly scoops Stevens up, only to drop him yet again, this time with a DDT. Nailz goes for the cover.
Referee Long: ONE…TWO…
Stevens kicks out and tries to roll away from Nailz, but he’s unable to escape the In-Ring Assassin! Nailz grabs for Stevens’s head and goes to lock in a sleeper hold, but Jason is already up to his knees, seeing that it might be coming. Slowly he fights his way back to a vertical base and is able to get out of the sleeper and get to behind Nailz. He is able to land a backcracker to get Nailz off his case for the time being.
Duff: Wow, Jason’s first decent move gives him some breathing room.
Tex: I’ll even admit that that was smart on his part.
However it doesn’t take Nailz long at all to recover as he’s already rising from the depths of being laid out on his back. Stevens is still getting back to his feet so Nailz is able to take advantage once again. He grabs Stevens’s left shoulder and spins him right around before quickly and methodically putting him up onto his shoulders. Nailz looks like he’s going to have Jason in a torture rack but suddenly and abruptly sends Stevens down to the mat with a Samoan Drop that shakes the ring supports. Nailz looks down at his opponent, looking ready to finish this off. He goes to the mat himself and immediately locks his legs around the head of Jason Stevens, fully applying the triangle choke!
Tex: Triangle choke! That’s lights out right there. I’m glad that I’m not Jason Stevens.
Duff: And I’m glad that I’m not Tex Martin…
Tex just shakes his head as Nailz keeps the submission maneuver applied. Jason’s face is turning a beat red and finally a little bit of blood seems to be foaming at his mouth. Jason can’t take it anymore and can be seen tapping out furiously on Nailz’s left leg. That’s when we hear…
Referee Long: Ring the bell! This one’s over!!!
After a few seconds Nailz lets Stevens go and he stands up as “Into The Fire” by Disturbed plays again.
Stormy: Here is your winner of the match…NAAAAAILLLZ!!!
Nailz doesn’t even bother to look at the carnage he created as he slides out of the ring under the bottom rope, joining Azael to celebrate this most recent victory. The couple look out at the Boston crowd and nod in approval as the fans do as well. The pair make their way to the backstage area, Azael clapping some of the fans’ hands as the two go. Meanwhile Jason Stevens is being attended to by a member of the medical staff as Insomnia cuts to a commercial that shows some scenes from last week’s Ascension main event. The final shot being Nailz holding up the AWA World Championship belt for the first time.
The scene opens up backstage and a cameraman can be seen pointing at a sign that says “Black Bone”. He zooms out and it’s shown that it’s the Monster’s locker room. We can hear a familiar feminine voice on the inside so the cameraman tries to open the door to have a peek. It’s unlocked so he ventures in and sees Stacy Kissinger sitting on a metal chair, her legs crossed, apparently looking at something that’s way off camera. Stacy now turns and acknowledges the cameraman.
Stacy: I suggest that ya keep that thang on me sir. Besides, I’m all that the fans want.
The female fans in the arena boo as the males actually cheer and cat call.
Stacy: Anyway, sit back and enjoy the fest- Ooooh…that’s hot.
Again she’s looking off camera at something that makes her eyes go wide…and makes her blush a beat red.
Stacy: Wow! I didn’t think it was THAT good looking! I wish I could touch it right now. I wish I could feel it up REAL good!
The cameraman’s getting jittery as he thinks Stacy’s coming onto him. Stacy turns back to the camera.
Stacy: Now THAT over there is a handsome sight to the eyes! Anyways, get the hell outta here if yer gonna be all nervous. It’s not like I’m gonna have sex with ya.
The AWA cameraman obliges, but as he leaves, Stacy continues with the innuendo, very happy with what she’s looking at. The cameraman closes the door and runs down the hallway, probably with an odd expression on his face…
The bell at ringside goes off as Stormy Canyon is in the ring ready to announce the next match of the night. “Chains of Humanity” by God Forbid is just fading out as we hear her sultry voice once again.
Stormy: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Vancouver, British Columbia, weighing in at 265 pounds…Haaaazaaarrrrrd!!! And also in the ring…from Oceanside, California, weighing in at 225 pounds…Syyyyythe!!!
Stormy slides out of the ring when suddenly with no warning, “Why So Serious?” hits the PA. Stormy, a tad bit frightened goes and takes her ringside seat. No one emerges from the back for a decent bit as the music gets louder and louder and louder still! Finally after about two minutes of waiting, the Joker appears on the stage. He doesn’t do anything fancy, but instead just walks down the wrestler ramp and joins his two opponents in the ring for his debut here in the AWA. He seems ready and Referee Simon Jones calls for the match to begin. The referee backs off as the three wrestlers just eye one another up before Hazard goes for the first move, deciding to take on Sythe instead of the new guy. Hazard hits a short arm clothesline, and unfortunately for Sythe, he’s too close to a set of the ropes and he falls to the outside thanks to the quick hard impact that Hazard delivers. Hazard now turns and sizes up the Joker, not knowing what to think of this new athlete that’s now in his midst.
Tex: He looks like something out of a horror flick!
Duff: Yes, I too have been looking forward to seeing how the Joker will fair. I’ll bet he can beat these two “clowns”. And yes, pun intended.
Tex: Leave it to you to make the first joke.
Duff: Always.
Hazard, after staring for a short bit, goes to lock up with the Joker. Despite being the size of a cruiserweight, the Joker is able to hold his own. He ducks and rams his shoulder right into the rib cage of Hazard, throwing the bigger man for a loop. The Joker immediately ceases control while laughing a hideous laugh.
Tex: That laugh. That’s going to take getting used to.
Duff: What? You laugh worse than that.
The Joker keeps Hazard doubled over and nails a series of standing martial arts kick right to the head. On the fifth one, Hazard finally falls into a corner just as we see Sythe rolling back into the ring. He tries to grab the Joker from behind, but the Joker has sensed him and lays Sythe completely out flat with a sudden side kick that makes the Boston crowd ooh and ah.
Tex: And he has eyes in the back of his head too! What next?!
Duff: I think we’re about to find out!
Being that Sythe is clearly out of the picture, the Joker slowly turns his head and attention back to Hazard. He laughs even louder before just simply yanking Hazard out of the corner. The Joker flips the bigger man onto his stomach and immediately plants his foot right on Hazard’s skull. He then with one of his hands holds Hazard’s feet together and with the foot, drives Hazard’s head into the canvas with the Killing Joke!
Duff: A curb stomp! I haven’t seen one of those in ages! Hazard’s out cold…already!
The Joker goes down, turns Hazard backs over and simply pins him, hooking the left leg.
Referee Jones: ONE…TWO…
Sythe sees the cover and falls on top of it, just in the nick of time!
Tex: Sythe saves this match.
Duff: Yeah, for the time being. Probably won’t last much longer. Look at the face on the Joker! Sythe’s screwed!
The Joker looks menacingly at Sythe, backing his opponent into the far corner. Sythe hops up on top of the turnbuckle, trying to set up for a quick Sythenator, but the Joker grabs him and belly tosses him right to the mat. The Joker then laughs again before simply picking up the scraps and hooking both legs of Sythe. Hazard remains down on the other side of the ring as the three count goes off.
Referee Jones: ONE…TWO…THREE!!!
“Why So Serious?” is heard once again as the crowd is stunned with the fast work that the Joker was able to accomplish. He simply again just laughs and laughs before leaving the ring having vanquished his first two opponents. Now that he’s not at ringside but on the wrestler ramp instead, we hear Stormy’s voice, even though it’s quite jittery.
Stormy: Here is your winner…the Joker!
The Joker flashes a thumbs-up and an evil smile before nonchalantly heading back to where he originally came from…
We cut backstage to the dressing room of Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Asylum Wrestling Alliance Interviewer, Page Harris, is there to get some comments from Bill for his Handicap Match tonight. Bill is already dressed in his Black wrestling attire with Pink trim and a Pink heard sewn over his chest.
PAGE HARRIS: I have two questions for you Bill. The first is how you feel NOT winning the World Title last week at the Pay-per-View?
BULLDOG BILL: Page, I am very happy that Nailz won that World Title. That young man has determinination well beyond his age. He showed me that he can take it out and dish it out again double. You saw that I whacked him in the face with that shovel and he just shook it off, stood up, and gave me a good old fashioned butt kicking. I can't argue with that. I admire a wrestler who can take a few losses in a row and come out and win a brutal match like that, especially when the World Title was on the line and the winner became the first ever Asylum Wrestling Alliance World Champion. I have no regrets.
PAGE HARRIS: Next question is how do you feel having to face Taxx and Staniak in a Handicap match tonight?
BULLDOG BILL: As I have said all week, I believe Crazy J may have finally found the secret combination that will get me de-throned as Asylum Champion. Of course until the match is over I am still the Champion. Nothing would please me more than to defeat Staniak and Taxx and hold on to the Asylum Title just to piss off Crazy J that much more. See you at the match Page.
PAGE HARRIS: There you have it, Bill is not upset he didn't win the World Title and he is more than ready to take on Taxx and Staniak later this evening. Back to you Duff and Tex!
Stormy Canyon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, about to enter the arena is the first wrestler. Standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 145 pounds!! Hailing from Bonnie’s Gate Village, United Kingdom!! The Hardcore Queen!! Elizabeth Ashe!!!
The lights dim across the arena as massive white glowing mist trails down the ramp towards the ring. At top of the ramp some of the mist parts as the line What Are You Thinking About is said from the song Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Remix) by Rob Zombie, reveals a figure dressed in a leather long rain coat and a hood. The fans jeer as the hood as revealed to show the wrestler, Elizabeth Ashe, as the W.A..R.. Screen in the back says Unliving Nightmare. Ashe looks at all with her devilish evil grin as she walks down floating on the mist towards the ring, her arms out stretched to her sides as she arrives. She enters the ring with a vicious look on her face she starts to lick her lips as she does her poses as her tongue traces her lips, they reveal her two fangs ready to commence her feeding on her opponent this very night
Stormy Canyon: And her opponent, standing in at 6’3 and weighing in at 245 pounds!! Hailing from Braxton, Mississippi!! The Hillbilly Rockstar!!! Jason John Cash!!!
Hillbilly Deluxe blares across the PA system and Jason Cash steps out from behind the curtain. He grins and shakes his head to the crowb before taking a drink of his beer. He walks down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He takes another drink of his beer and then climbs down.
Tex Martin: Two good wrestlers getting it on, what a match this is going to be!!
The bell has rung as Cash gets in the face of Ashe and makes some comments towards her before he slaps the taste out of her mouth. Ashe turns her head towards him as he is greeted with a kick to his midsection and then followed up by a big time elbow to the back of his head that drops Cash to the floor. Cash tries to get to his feet quickly, but Ashe beat him to the punch as she grabs his arm and locks it in a standing armbar. Pulling the arm back hard and trying to hyper extend the shoulder. Cash slowly gets to his feet as Ashe holds on to the arm, Cash pushes her into the ropes and then goes for an Irish Whip as he retaliates with a big time clothesline that sends Elizabeth Ashe down to the canvas. Cash holds on to his arm as he feels some of the effect of the hold that his arm was in for a few moments. Cash grabs the head of Ashe and starts to pound away at her forehead before locking her in a reversed chinlock.
Duff Travers: First it was Ashe, now it is Cash. Will this become a sea saw match?
Tex Martin: Anything can happen in the AWA!!
Ashe slowly manages to get to her feet and elbows her way out of the grip from Jason Cash. The impact of her blows makes him loosen the grip and Ashe runs to the ropes, just as she comes off the ropes she goes for a flying clothesline that nails Cash. Ashe grabs his arm and goes back to the standing armbar as she puts her hand tight on the shoulder of Cash. Digging her fingers in his flesh as Cash screams out in pain, but does not give in as the referee checks in on him. Cash wraps his free arm around the leg of Ashe and puts pressure on it that causes her to lose her balance a bit and Cash takes advantage of it as he gets up to his feet and this causes her to fall backwards. Cash grabs her feet and locks her in a catapult move and falls backwards as Ashe is being thrown into the turnbuckles. Cash stands up and grins as he does not know that Ashe has landed on the middle turnbuckle and has turned around. Just as Cash turns his face and confronts his opponent it is Ashe that comes off the turnbuckles with a missile dropkick. This causes Cash to drop hard on the canvas, Ashe takes advantage of the situation and covers Cash. But the former member of Zero Tolerance kicks out at the attempt from the Hall of Famer.
Duff Travers: Cash is a tough guy, it takes more then merely a missile dropkick to keep the first ever Asylum Champion down!!
Ashe gets up first and goes for a submission hold as she grabs the left leg of Cash and goes for a figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring. Cash tries to crawl to the ropes, but he just cant reach it. He keeps his upper body off the canvas so that the referee cant count him out, he then tries to move his upper body to cause to reverse the hold. Ashe tries to fight it, but eventually the strength of Jason Cash makes the difference as he gets her in a modified Scorpion Death lock. The referee changes towards Ashe, but she is close to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope to break the hold. The referee untangles the legs as eventually both wrestlers get to their feet at the same time. Cash charges in towards Ashe, but the Hardcore Queen trips him with a drop toe hold and then puts him inside her finishing submission hold.
Tex Martin: The Damned!!!
Ashe puts her opponent in her Leg Lock, Cloverleaf and puts more and more pressure on it as Cash eventually submits to the hold and taps out.
Stormy Canyon: The winner by submission!!! Elizabeth Ashe!!!
Ashe stands over her opponent and grins as suddenly The Cross hits and the co-owner of the AWA walks out to the arena.
Tex Martin: What does Goth want??
Goth: Impressive win Ashe, impressive indeed. But here is where the story ends!!
Tex Martin: What the?
Goth: You see Ashe, I’m the boss around here and I hear everything and I see everything. And I have heard the rumours that you want to quit? Well let me be the one that makes if official...... YOUR FIRED!!!!!
Duff Travers: Whoa!!!!
Ashe runs to the back as Goth waits in the ring.
Goth: I have one more huge announcement for the night, as your head leader and owner I wanted to let the world know that I am going to be purchasing out Lionhearts share of the company and I will hold 75% of the this place, I am truly the power behind this place.
Get Ready by hed pe blast through the arena and Crazy J comes out with a microphone in his hand he slides in the ring and walks towards Goth.
Crazy J: Now the world understands that Goth is a control freak, but I must make the fans aware that with to much power comes many problems. Goth does own 50% of this company and I and Lionheart each hold 25% that it tell Lionheart completes his sale of his share. So what going to happen under the Goth show, will he be able to run me off? Well Goth I forgot to tell you while you was firing Ashe I spoke to Lionheart and we agreed on a deal and I now own his 25%. (the fans laugh at how red the face of Goth has become).
Crazy J: So Goth we are equals, we are partners in crime now. Goth why you leaving the ring? Look its going to be fun, but now my Asylum title will be held on the same level as your world title and again my title match makes the main event. The times are changing but now lets find out who the new tag team is going to be.
Stormy Canyon: The following match is a Fatal Fourway Elimination Match!! Where the two remaining men in this match will become a tag team!!!
The fans go nuts over the announcement of this match.
Stormy Canyon: Currently in the ring are 3 of the 4 competitors!! They are Aaron Bannister, Black Bone, Doug Crashin and Eric Corrayo!!!
Tex Martin: All four men are in this match to become a tag team in this federation and who knows eventually getting a title shot or even a match against the Grave Diggaz!!!
The bell rings as all four men are getting it on with each other, Aaron Bannister and Eric Corrayo are working over the corner at one point as Crashin gets grabbed by the throat by the massive Black Bone. Black Bone looks over the outside where he sees Stacy Kissinger encouraging him. He lifts Bannister up in the air and then drops him to the outside with a massive Choke Slam. zzz
Duff Travers: Good God!! Did you see that? He just send that youngster to the outside with that sickening move!! And you know something? I like it!!!
Black Bone gets to the outside of the ring as he grabs a Television Cord and wraps it around the throat of Bannister as he chokes him out with it. In the meantime in the ring we see Crashin and Corrayo trading blows. Crashin blocks a right and then kicks Corrayo in the misdsection before dropping him with a DDT. Crashin gets up and wraps his arm around the neck of Corrayo and puts him in a reversed chinlock. He squeezes his arm tight around the throat of the man that came in last week with an impressive victory over McGracken. Corrayo lets his arms move to the head of Crashin and puts his hands on his head before getting up and dropping Crashin with a big time Jaw Breaker. Both men are shaking as they are slowly moving to their feet.
Tex Martin: I’m curious who will get the upper hand there, outside the ring it is easy who goes to do what with whom… the only question will remain… when?
Black Bone hoists Bannister in the air as he has his big hands around his throat, plus the cord wrapped around it before he drops him with a double handed choke powerbomb like move on the concrete floor. Black Bone stands over Bannister and then covers him as the referee slides out of the ring and goes for the three count.
Stormy Canyon: The first wrestler to be eliminated is Aaron Bannister!!!
Black Bone is about to enter the ring, but it is Stacy Kissinger that stops him. Talking to him as if to say that let Crashin and Corrayo beat the living hell out of each other before climbing back in the ring. Bone looks at her for a few moments before shrugging his shoulders and staring at the two other men from the outside of the ring. Back in the ring we see Corrayo grabbing Crashin by the head and whipping him in the ropes as he sets him up for a Back Body Drop. But Crashin does not come back from the ropes as he was tripped by Black Bone and then pulled to the outside of the ring. Bone turns around Crashin and then blasts him across the face, Bone grabs his face and slams him face first into the steel ring post and then holds his face back to him and we can see blood coming from the face of Crashin as Black Bone rolls him back in the ring and stands there staring at Corrayo as if to say go ahead…
Duff Travers: Bone is making a good impression so far, eliminating that hot youngster Bannister and now also crashed Doug Crashin!! Do you think he has made his choice for who he wants as tag team partner??
Tex Martin: I think Bone just wants to win, I don’t think he cares about anything else!!
Crashin gets pulled to the centre of the ring and then we can see Corrayo blasting across the face of the man who was in the Elimination Chamber match last week for the World Title. Corrayo pulls his face up as he locks him in a dreaded Camel Clutch submission hold as the blood of Crashin drops from his face on his hands. Crashin tries to escape the grip of Corrayo, but the strong grip of Eric Corrayo. Corrayo has his eyes fixed on Crashin, but then raises his head towards Black Bone who is staring back at him. The two men are looking at each other as if they know that they will battle it out for who is going to win. Corrayo lets go off the hold and grabs Crashin and lifts him to his feet before kicking him in the midsection and then dropping him with a big time DDT and then goes for the cover as the referee counts to three.
Stormy Canyon: The second wrestler to be eliminated is Doug Crashin!!! The final two are Black Bone and Eric Corrayo!!!
Tex Martin: Well we are know aware of who is going to be the tag team that’s for sure!!!
Black Bone gets in the ring and stares down at Corrayo, who charges in on him after a few moments. Black Bone sidesteps and then grabs Corrayo by the head and blasts him several times into the turnbuckles before delivering a knee into the midsection and a Guttwrench Suplex in the middle of the ring. Bone goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. He slowly gets to his feet and looks at Stacy Kissinger who is urging him on to continue. Black Bone grabs the bald head of Corrayo, but he blasts him in the midsection and then follows it up with a running clothesline from the ropes. He goes for another one as Black Bone only staggers and then as Corrayo comes off the ropes he goes for a running clothesline. But Bone is doing the same as this causes both men to hit hard on the canvas with their heads bouncing off the canvas and both men’s eyes are closed when the referee starts to use the ten count on both men.
Duff: What a weird way to end this one!!!
As the referee gets to the count of seven, we can see Corrayo slowly moving as Black Bone is not moving yet. As he gets to count of nine, he almost seems to be getting to his feet as Stacy trips him and the referee calls for the bell as the count has reached the count of ten.
Stormy Canyon: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ordered this match to be ended in a double count out. Therefore there is no winner!!!
Stacy Kissinger gets in the ring and helps her man to his feet as they move to the outside. Just as Bone turns he sees an angered Eric Corrayo as these men are forced to be tag team partners. The ring is empty and Stormy comes in to announce the main event.
Stormy: This match is set for one fall and it is the Handicap Match…
the arena lights go out and Stormy microphone stops working.
Crazy J Voice only: Just when you think its safe to come out… and see a normal ring for the asylum championship… now that’s no fun now is it? I want you all to think what could Crazy J do to make this handicap match any more one sided. Tonight Staple guns will be ring sided use them and have fun… by the way turn the lights on.
The lights come on and Staniak is standing in the ring with Crazy J he is looking at him and wondering whats going on. Crazy J smiles and hands him a staple gun.
Crazy J: Staniak, tonight you are my wing man in this match, you are here to watch over Taxx and make sure you guys win, Staniak do not disappoint me, now Stormy bring Taxx to the ring.
Stormy: In the ring at this time holding a staple gun and ready to earn his shot at Crazy J Asylum title he is Staniak.
Stormy: and his partner from LA he is one half of the gravediggaz, he is Taxx!
he lights dim down as "Haunted" by Disturbed hits. A bolt of lightning strikes the stage as Taxx suddenly appears. Dark purple lighting fills the arena and a thick fog coats the ground as Taxx walks down the ramp. He climbs the stairs and into the ring as the lights return to normal and Taxx stares at Crazy J who hands him his staple Gun. Taxx pulls the trigger and one shoots out. He smiles and waits for Bulldog to come out.
Stormy: And the Current AWA Asylum Champion, He to is from the California he is Bulldog Bill Barnhart.
aking Care of Business by BTO hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog. The TRON shows several clips of Bill's wrestlinig matches where he is either Bulldogging or Piledriving someone into the mat. The spotlights focus on the curtains to the backstage area and we wee Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains leading Iris on her leash (Iris is not always with Bill during matches so this is not always part of the entrance sequence). Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill to the entrance walkway around Bill (and Iris). Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play his fans, then he takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he (hands the leash or Iris to an attendant at ringside) climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes and into the ring. Bulldog removes the title and Crazy J rips the belt out of his hands he turns and stares at crazy J. Crazy J hands him a pink stapler that is for kids and Bulldog looks pissed he looks at and looks back up and Crazy J just smiles as he rolls out of the ring and he sits down with tax and Duff.
Duff: Mr. Crazy J its so good to have you join us.
Crazy J: Thanks man, for that I am going to give you a raise, and maybe even a surprise coming soon. But I must say I am sorry you get stuck with Tex week in and week out.
Taxx and Staniak look at each other and move in on Bulldog. Staniak flies in first to lock up with Bulldog and they do. The two battle back and forth for control as Taxx moves in and shoots a staple into the ass of Bulldog. Bulldog is screams out from the pain and shock the fans laugh and even Crazy J, Duff and Tex can be heard laughing. Taxx smiles and he kicks bulldog in the face. Staniak goes to get his stapler as Taxx locks bulldog into a Camel Clutch and he smiles as Staniak comes over and places the staple gun to the forehead of Bulldog and pops a staple into his forehead you can see the pain in his eyes as he struggles trying to get out of the hold. Staniak does a baseball slide into the face of Bulldog and this allows the blood from the staple area to start dripping. Taxx releases the hold and rolls out of the ring and he pulls bulldog face under the rope.