Voice: The following is a presentation of the Asylum Wrestling Alliance. It is not for copy or redistribution under any media unless you obtain the express permission. Aw forget all this bullshit, let's get crazy.

The sold out Alamodome explodes in pyros as the crowd in San Antonio goes wild. Signs and banners are waving around the arena. One even says "I can't sleep because of Insomnia�" The fans are all up out of there seats as "Not Going Away" By Ozzy Ozborne hits the PA. Tonight Jon Porter is living up to his old moniker as he walks out in a black satin dress shirt, black dress slacks, black loafers, and a bright red tie. This outfit once the signature of the Black Circle is now just another outfit for running the show. The Co-General Manager stands on the center of the stage platform, and supports his weight with his wolf's head cane, as Brenda walks out and stands next to him holding the Asylum Division title. She holds it up high and the fans go crazy.

Tex: General Manager Jon Porter has brought the Asylum belt out to show it off. HOW did he get that from Crazy J

Duff: I don't know but J isn't going to like this one bit.

Porter looks around at the crowd and then puts the microphone to his mouth.

Porter: Now before you all go assuming something. I don't actually have the Asylum Belt. The piece of art you see here is one of the AWA Shopzone's newest products. It is an exact replica of the AWA Asylum championship. I brought it out because in less than a week One of possibly four men will become the first ever Asylum Champion, that will be contested at Asylum's Gates the AWA's first PPV. Now how can I say possibly four? Tonight in the main even, Jason John Cash and Sythe the ONLY TWO MEN ASSURED a spot in the Asylum Fun House Match, face Steve Ramone and Vincent Milano. If Steve and Vincent win the match will become a Fatal Fourway, by order of the Chairman of the AWA, Goth. If they lose Cash and Sythe will face each other one on one.

Also tonight we have Bulldog Bill Barnhart facing "The Red Ripper" Staniak. That's not all. Our opening match will be "The Assasin" Nailz versus CJ Woods versus Doug Crashin. So let me hear that insanity, San Antoinio. Show the world how badly you want to enter the Asylum. San Antonio you won't be getting ANY Sleep tonight because YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE....

Crowd: INSOMNIA

Porter grins as he looks out to the crowd. Brenda lowers the replica belt and the man and the love of his life turn and begin to walk back stage as "Not Going Away" begins to play again over the PA system.

The cameras cut back stage and Stevie Ramone can be seen walking down the hallway as he suddenly stops at the door that has a sign that reads Chairman. He rubs his chin for a moment or two, but then he finally opens the door and gets in. There we see him staring at the face of the man that is having a great interest in his career

Goth: Ah yes Stevie, how good from you to have come in such short notice. I just wanted to talk to you about your opportunity to advance for the big match next week at Asylum's Gates

Stevie: Like what? I'm going to beat Cash and Sythe in this tag team match and I will win this title.

Goth grins as he hears the words of determination from Ramone and nods his head in approval. He gets up and walks over towards Stevie and puts his hand on the shoulder of Ramone who looks at him annoyed

That's why I like you Stevie, that drive. That enthusiasm and that determination that is going to bring you that what it has brought me in the GWA. That's why I want you to succeed tonight and even more next week against the other three

Stevie: You want me to succeed? YOU??

Goth: Just think about it this way Stevie, what does it bring me where I see retired lowlifes of the gang of Zero Tolerance get excited to see their washed up has been Cash succeed where I want to see real talent succeed? I want this rough diamante lose its sharp edges and become that what you were destined to become Stevie!

Stevie: And what is that Goth?

Goth grins as he walks over to the wall where the Asylum Championship belt is hanging on the wall.

font color=limegreen>Goth: See this Stevie? A championship belt that is meant to be held by a man of honor. A man of dignity and most of all A man that has no roots whatsoever when it comes down to Zero Tolerance. Do you get me Stevie??

Stevie lets the words run through his head before grinning and nodding his head in approval as the scene flashes but its still back stage

The scene cuts open in Stacy Kissingers locker room, where Stacy is doing her thing. Than all of a sudden Black Bone comes barging in on Stacy.

Bone: Listening Kissinger, what the hell was that all about last week kissing me?

Stacy has an evil smile as she turns around to face Black Bone. Stacy than walks up closer to Black Bone.

Stacy: Listen, big boy I just felt like it, I needed something to do and you seemed like the perfect person to kiss. Ok? Is that a problem big boy?

Bone: Listen don't kiss me ever again or else!

Bone than leaves with Stacy having another smile on her face.

******************First Match********************************* Stormy: The following is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall introducing first making his return to wrestling hailing from Nashville Tennessee

All of a sudden Doug and his assistant come out to the arena floor with a mixed reaction i.e the Jon Cena syndrome. Doug has a microphone in hand.

Doug: no, no, no, no, no. You are no longer allowed to introduce me anymore. If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself! Now get out of my ring you slimy bastard!

(insert entrance here) when he is done he takes the mic back from Stormy

Doug: ladies and gentleman first things first. Finally� Mr. Incredible HAS COME BACK! To professional wrestling! Yea , you know you love me haha! Now to the task at hand. Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring is a former GWA Television champion, one of the most respected wrestlers in said company before being sidelined by non-other than his opponent he is facing tonight in this very ring. Ladies and gentlemen he hails from Harlem New York now residing in Nashville Tennessee. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and fourty pounds! He is Mr. Incredible DOUUUUGGGGG CRRRRAASSSHHHIIINNNNNN!!!!!!..............CRASHIN! now that's out of the way I have something to say!

Tex: my god the arrogance of this man!

Duff: I love it though I think it's the greatest thing in the world! This is hilarious!

Tex: you always think this kind of stuff is funny!

Duff: shhhhh he's speaking again.

Tex: idiot!

Doug: I gotta say it's great to be back ladies and gentlemen even though I have to put up with the guy who sidelined me and one of the newest members of the roster in CJ Jobber. I'm sorry CJ Woods. All I got to say is I'm ready! BRING IT ON FELLAS because tonight is The Incredible ones night and THAT ladies and gents IS A FACT! Now let's get this show on the road! Cj woods introduction music hits and he comes out and heads to the ring.

Stormy: And his opponet he is CJ Woods!

Nailz intro starts and he comes out to the ring and he gets in and the men go at it before stormy can even introduce them

Tex: Whoa! Already we are already getting into the thick of the action!

Duff: Woods, Nailz, and Doug Crashin are already duking away, with the crowd going completely nuts!

Woods and Nailz are fighting it out in the ring, but Crashin breaks up the action with a double clothsline. He picks up Nailz and delivers a fast combo of kicks and punches, Nailz dizzy from the impact, but Woods comes from behind, dropkicking Crashin to the back of his head. Crashin stumbles forward, both Nailz and Crashin crashing into the turnbuckle. Crashin stumbles back and Woods delivers a suplex! He goes for the pin, but Crashin gets the shoulder up. Suddenly, Woods's hair is being pulled by Nailz, who tosses Woods to the other side. Woods made the mistake of getting back up and rushing Nailz, who simply booted him in the face. Crashin slowly gets back on his feet and tries to punch Nailz a few times in the ribs, but it only does little harm to Nailz, who just headbutts Crashin in the face. He then pins his foot onto Woods's chest, who gets the shoulder up. As Nailz kneels down to lift Woods back to his feet, Nailz is caught by surprise with a bulldog from Crashin. Crashin starts to lay it into Nailz with low kicks to his legs, Nailz trying to keep his balance. Crashin then aims a kick deep into Nailz's stomach, but Nailz grabs it in time. However, Crashin fooled him and executed an Enziguri, Nailz stumbling away. With Nailz out of the picture, Crashin turns around and isn't able to get out of the way in time, Woods spearing him to the mat. Woods delivers some punishment with fists from left to right, Crashin trying to block them, yet some manage to go through. Then Crashin knees his opponent from behind, which forces Woods to roll forward, Crash executing a kip-up and landing on his feet. The two gladiators face each other, then look to Nailz, who is standing over them like a huge tower, clenching his fists in rage. The two look at each other, then combine forces against Nailz. Nailz, however, fends them off by pushing Crashin away, then delivering an uppercut into Woods's throat. Woods is gagging, trying to recover his breath back as Crashin kicks Nailz and delivers a quick DDT! Crashin goes for the pin, but Nailz pushes him away with authority! Crashin cannot believe the strength from Nailz, who simply rises up and dismisses the blow. Suddenly, Crashin goes down, with Woods goes for a leg chop. As Crashin is on one knee, Woods then takes his head and knees him hard in the face, his nose starting to bleed profusely. Nailz grabs Woods by the hair and Woods is trying to get out of it, elbowing him. Woods manages to get out of the hold, but Nailz grabs his throat and lays out a chokeslam! He then goes for the pin as the referee covers him! 1......Crashin is slowly starting to get up.....2......Crashin sees Nailz and tries to get to the pin.....3! The referee gets the bell to be rung as Crashin almost broke it up!

Stormy: Here is your winner - NAILZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tex: Tough luck for Crashin and Woods, but Nailz was the better man tonight!

No doubt about that!

The arena lights dim, and then flicker a few times and then the big AWA screen shows a old fashioned television and it has two rabbit ears coming up and the screen is static... then a flicker of something comes on the screen and then it goes away and the static comes back and then the tv blows up and strobe lights come on as Crazy J walks out wearing Khaki shorts and a Linen shirt with a khaki bandanna folded and over his fore head the fans boo as Crazy J starts to walk to the ring Get Ready By Hed PE plays and he smiles as he stops and a fan holding up a sign that reads Bring Back Zero Tolerance. Crazy J smiles as he shakes the hand of the fan. some of the people try to reach for his hand but he pulls back and laughs as he enters the ring. J rolls in and stands in the middle of the ring as the lights come back on.

Crazy J: I must say its great to be back in this state... (the fans cheer) But then again i am known to lie I would rather have stayed at my new place (they boo) I bought but in do time I will have some time to spend their. Now I got word that some of you think that me buying a old insane asylum for my office is a waste of money, well it cost less then the fuel to drive the semi trucks from Michigan to hear this week.

Crazy J: Tonight Porter came out and showed you the replica belt of the Asylum title. He also told you that in a week that we will have one of 4 men crowned as champion and I must say he is right but who the champion is something you wont have to wait for, tonight I am going to give you visions of next week match and let you all see for your self, but first things first, Jason Cash may win the tag match tonight and it may only be a two on two match. But your first vision is about to happen so lets watch on.

You see Steve Ramone walking around in the back he watches as a very good looking girl walks over to Steve and hands him a gift rapped up in a box with a bow. Steve smiles as she walks off and Steve looks at it and he opens it up and when he does, he almost throws up. he bends over and drops the box and the camera zooms in on a piece of rotten meat with maggots and other bugs crawl all over it the camera man starts dry heaving.

The scene then cuts back to the ring and Crazy J is laughing. Crazy J walks towards the screen and laughs some more.

Crazy J: Steve, you don't belong in this match and the Asylum title will have to be taken from my dead rotten corpse. Much like that meat you will have Cash all over you if you can even get your self inside the Fun House. Well I got some gift boxes to hand out so talk to you later.

Crazy J walks to the back as get Ready Plays one more time over the PA System. We get set for the next match as J walks back stage. Stormy is standing in the ring as the music cuts off.

Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from London, England, weighing in at 285 pounds Staniaaaaaaak!!!

The lights go off, suddenly there is a sudden flash of light...followed by another, followed by a loud bang! Then "Hold Back The Day" by Devildriver hits and the lights come back on. There's nothing happening for at least half the song, when suddenly there is a glimpse of someone running on to the stage...It's Staniak! He jumps in the air, lifts his arms in the air and nods his head, as if head banging to the music, he then begins walking down the ramp, he gets half way! Turns to the crowd and sticks his middle fingers up! He then laughs to himself! He then begins to walk down the ramp some more, he gets to the bottom and climbs the steel steps; he walks half way across the ring apron and turns to the crowd! He points out to the crowd and shouts something! He turns round and jumps over the top rope! He walks over to the turnbuckle, jumps on it and raises his hands in the air and then jumps back down.

Stormy: And his opponent, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 240 pounds Bulldog Bill Barnhaaaart!!!

"Taking Care of Business" by BTO hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris the Bulldog. The TRON shows several clips of Bill's wrestling matches where he is either bulldogging or pile-driving someone into the mat. The spotlights focus on the curtains to the backstage area and we see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill to the entrance walkway around Bill. Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play his fans, then he takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes and into the ring. Bill then takes up residence in a corner, waiting for the bell to ring.

Tex: Well, we all know that Bill can not be all that happy with what happened last week with that draw against Nailz. So much that there is now a scheduled First Blood match at Asylum�s Gates next week!

Duff: Yeah, I notice there' no Iris this week. Bill must not be playing any games.

Tex: That doesn�t happen too often.

Duff: You mean we should actually appreciate the fact that there's no runny dog out here? Fine by me.

The bell rings and Bill wastes no time. As Staniak comes towards the center of the ring, Bill practically takes his opponent's head off with a clothesline right to Staniak's head. Staniak falls back to the nearest corner and it is here that Bill starts unloading with ferocious chops to Staniak's chest. Staniak is already feeling it and actually starts to unload back at Bill!

Tex: Well, at least he isn't just going to let Bill dictate the flow of this match.

Duff: You say that now?

Staniak goes for a Pele kick, but Bill is able to move out of the way just in time. Staniak hits the mats below and Bill is quick to pull him up and lock Staniak up for a German suplex, followed by a second before releasing him. Bill goes for the cover as Referee Simon Jones counts.

Referee Jones: ONE! TWO!

Staniak kicks out but Bill stands back up and lowers a decent elbow to the back of Staniak, keeping him grounded. Bill decides now to pick his opponent back up. Without thinking twice, he sets up and piledrives Staniak right into the mat head first, HARD! The referee sees that Staniak is in a pinning predicament and counts.

Referee Jones: ONE! TWO! TH-

Staniak rolls a shoulder up and Bill flings Staniak�s legs away, thinking now of a new plan to keep Staniak down and out.

Tex: Well, Bill hasn't won yet.

Duff: But he will. It won't be long now. Then it will be on to the main event!

Staniak scrambles to his feet, attempting to slide out of the ring to relax for a moment, but can't even do that as Bill is able to grab him from behind by getting a hold of Staniak's neck. Referee Jones tells Bill to let go of the neck, which Bill obliges to. Bill however relatches his arm around the neck and uncorks a vicious looking bulldog which plants Staniak right to the mat! Bill rolls Staniak over and covers, hooking the left leg.

Duff: That's it! Staniak's eyes aren't even open!

Referee Jones: ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

Stormy: Here is your winner Bill Bar-

The lights suddenly fade and the room is all black. Finally one solitary light comes on and Nailz stands in the ring. Bill is shown standing too and the two look one another dead in the eyes.

Duff: OH SNAP! These two might get it on before Asylum�s Gates!

Tex: Maybe!

The staring contest continues until Nailz's eyes go white. Bill just shrugs Nailz off and slides out of the ring. He heads to the back, backing up the entrance way, noticeably thinking to himself.

Tex: He's probably thinking "how am I going to get Nailz to bleed at the pay per view?"

Duff: More like "which way can I get Nailz to bleed at the pay per view?" because I don't see Nailz coming out on top in that one! That draw was nothing but a fluke!

Tex: We'll see soon enough Duff! Until then we move on towards our main event of the evening!

Duff: Which is good� I won�t have to see you until next Sunday.

Nailz vacates the ring now and heads to the back as the fans in the arena remain silent as the In-Ring Assassin passes them by.

Sythe walks into his locker room and he notices a box rapped with black paper and green pot leafs on it, Sythe walks over and the camera notices it reads happy 4:20. Sythe smiles as he opens the box but the room fill with smoke and he starts coughing and choking and so does the camera man. the camera drops as you notice some one walks in the room and its Crazy J with a gas mask he positions the camera so it is picking him up and he stands over Sythe who is now on his knees having a hard time breathing. you can hear Crazy J talk through the Gas Mask.

Crazy J: Sythe your choking out much like you will when AWA Presents Crazy J Fun House Asylum Championship. right now you are breathing in some of the finest fumes and shit I could find, but this is nothing compared to what you will feel at the hands of The Fun House. Prepare your self so you don't choke out again.

Crazy J walks out of the locker room and the scene cuts ring side and duff and Tex are sitting talking about what you just seen.

Tex: Duff I cant believe that just happened and Crazy J has delivered two presents to those that will or may be in the FUn house but that last one wasnt just a image to see it may cost him his chance to make this a 1 on 1 match.

Duff: your right Tex and that leaves Milano left to attack tonight, some one tell him to not open his present.

Tex: Now wait a second Cash is yet to get one, so that leaves two people.

Duff: You must be joking, He isnt going to attack the one he wants to win, they may not call them selves Zero Tolerance any more but they might as well.

Just then a live feed comes in and Milano is sitting back stage and a Package rapped in black is sitting their and he shakes his head no. he pushes the box off of the table it is on and he smiles. but just then Crazy J walks in and he smiles and he pulls out the Asylum Champion ship belt and he lays it on the desk.

Crazy J: So Milano, you seem a little up tight, but think about it, I got to make this match big so i got to give the fans a match and hell you could walk out with this belt, now sythe will be way to high to win and the Fearless one seems to be slipping but you and me could make this title look good... but you know Milano you all think i am backing Cash because he once was Zero Tolerane... but you see Milano I am a buisness man and I needed a champ and until I watched you wrestle last week I had no idea that you could fill the Asylum Champion ship, now you got your mind all set that I am going tos crew you over like I did the others and I understand that... but think about this, Cash quit zt so who is to say he wont take this title and run with it and this belt is huge and i cant let him leave with it and I dont trust a quitter. so Milano take my advice and understand that I can make you alot of money. So look at the belt and tell me you want it, pick it up and look at it.

Milano picks up the title and is looking at it Crazy J picks up the box and opens it and he pulls out a large set of brass knuckles and he slams them into the head of Milano and Milano falls and drops the title as he sprawls out on the floor out cold. Crazy J picks up the belt and smiles.

Crazy J: So Milano, all you had to do was open the box and trust me and you would have received a weapon to use, you see the fun house will have many boxes inside of it with many types of surprises in them, but you see some are weapons, some hurt you and some make you sick, no one knows what is in side of them, well I do but hey I am not telling. Milano think about it still I have taught you a lesson now rise up and be one of the best in the Asylum...

THe camera cuts ring side and Duff is ready to make a quick announcement to the fans at home.

Duff: at this time Goth has informed me that do to the attacks from Crazy J we will be giving them a few minutes to regather as much as they can but in the mean time we will run a special video on the history of the GWA.

the arena lights dim and the video runs and when its over the lights come back on and we are ready for the main event.

The arena lights dim as a man in a red robe walks out followed behind him comes a man in a very large robe, he walks out holding the Asylum Champion ship. He holds it up in the air as he does a even taller man walks out with a robe on and he stops on the other side of the first guy that came out. They walk to the ring and they stand in the ring as Steve Ramones music comes on. Steve Walks out and he has a look of anger on his face as he reaches the ring Stormy Introduces him.

Stormy: Ladies and Gentleman the first man to enter the Main Event in a match he must win is Steve Ramone.

Steve starts to enter the ring and then he stops and waits as Milano music blast the arena he walks out and you can see the bruise on his head he received from Crazy J earlier in the night. he reaches the ring and him and steve walk in together but they stand in a corner just looking at these two men.

Stormy: And his tag team partner that also need the win to enter the ppv Fun house match. he is Vincent Milano.

Sythe music comes on and he runs to the ring and stands in the opposite corner just staring at every one in the ring.

Stormy: And now coming to the ring a man that is already in the fun house Match Sythe.

Cash Music hits and he walks out with a beer in his hands and he walks to the ring with it and he walks in and stands in a different corner. the arena lights dim and a spot light shines down on the 3 men in the ring. the one in the middle starts to talk.

Stormy: And his partner that already is in at the PPV is Jason Cash.

Crazy J: The Asylum doors are almost open and when they open the world will have one hell of a fight to watch and see but tonight 2 of you are already in and the other 2 need to earn the way in. So boys shows us what you got and by the way Jaymz is going to get some practice as a ref.

Jaymz removes his robe and he has on a AWA shirt and he smiles the other man walks out of the ring and he just holds the title. Crazy J walks over and sits down with Duff and Tex and they both look at him. Jaymz works on getting the ring ready and wrestlers in place Cash decides he will start the match. And Steve starts it for his team. they walk to the center of the ring.

Tex: Well i think its safe to say Cash will be taking on Sythe in a one on one match.

Duff: Yes Crazy J, why have you come out to watch this match? is it to help your buddy cash?

Crazy J: First I dont answer to you dumb asses and if you keep it up I will bring in some of my good friends to call matches around here so watch what you say. I designed this title belt, this division and i am just here to make sure that it all works out. so Call the damn match and I will talk when need be.

the bell sounds as Jaymz calls for it and Cash backs into his corner and he turns and slaps sythe in the face and tags out. Crazy J is heard laughing over the head set as Sythe looks pissed as he enter the ring. Sythe locks up with Steve and they push back and forth on eachother and then Sythe throws him into the rope and hits him with a big boot and it sends Steve to the ground. Sythe turns and looks at Cash and Cash is sitting in a chair he pulled out of the crowd and he is drinking a beer. Sythe turns around and he catches a drop kick from Steve. Cash laughs as he watches on.

Tex: this just dont make sence to me, doesnt it benefit Cash to win this match so he only has to beat one man? Duff: Tex, i was thinking the same thing, J can you give us any answers to that?

Crazy J: Yes I could.

Sythe stands back up and he looks over at steve and the two go lock up once more and this time Sythe Throat tosses Steve into a neutral turnbuckle and then he turns to look at cash and he screams out i dont need you. Steve runs out of the corner and drives his shoulder into sythe as he turns back. Steve tags in his partner and Milano comes in and he attacks Sythe as Cash still just watches on. Milano kicks sythe in his side a few times as Sythe tries to stand up. Milano does a baseball slide into his leg when he is almost up and Sythe stumbles back. Milano then turns the attention to the legs of Sythe and he starts to lock him in a figure 4 and Cash jumps up and grabs his chair and he enters the ring Jaymz seeing the chair he trips and falls and lays down.

Tex: So now the Ref is down, What knocked Jaymz down.

Duff: I think he might be faking it.

Crazy J: I think some water must have spilled in the ring or someting because Jaymz was going to stop cash.

Cash drills Milano with the chair and then he attacks steve and sends him out of the ring. He helps Sythe up and smiles at him and then hits him with the chair and then when sythe goes down Cash hits him 3 more times. Cash then smiles and rolls out of the ring and the keeper of the Asylum belt the man in the 3rd robe enters the ring and lays Milano on top of Sythe and touches Jaymz and he jumps up and counts the 1...2.....3... Stormy: The winners of the match and making it a 4 way elimination match is Steve Ramone and Vincent Milano.

The bell sounds as Jaymz, Cash, Crazy J and the Keeper of the Asylum enters the ring. Crazy J has a microphone and he has brought in a large box into the ring and it has a bow on it and cash opens it and he pulls out a few beers for each person in the ring. the 3 men drink it up as the keeper of the Asylum just watches on with the belt on his shoulder. the scene fades out as a reminder for the ppv plays.