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An AWA logo flashes on the screen and then fades out. The scene shows a man is standing in the ring. He's wearing a white dress shirt, khaki dress slacks, reddish brown shoes and a red tie. In one hand he has a cane with which he is supporting himself. As the camera zooms in on his face we see a man in his mid thirties, good looking a bit of facial shadow and his hair straightened and styled to frame his face. The man looks around the empty arena and then smiles into the camera.  

Man: Good evening, My name is Jonathan Porter and I'm one of the General Managers of Asylum Wrestling Alliance. A few weeks ago three men decided to continue the legacy of a great wrestling fed. They've worked hard to scout out the best of the best to come and compete right here in this ring. Very soon some familiar faces in wrestling and some new ones you are meeting for the first time will enter this very ring. Tonight begins a new era in Sports entertainment, The Asylum Era. As General Manager I promise you the best entertainment, the best competition, and the best superstars to ever grace your television screen. Ladies and Gentlemen, none of you are going to get any sleep tonight because you're about to experiance INSOMNIA.  

The camera pans around the empty arena and then focuses on an AWA logo. Seemlessly the theme song for Insomnia begins and the camera pans back to show a capacity crowd, pyros go off as Jon Porter is standing in the ring again.  

Jonathan: Tonight we have the very first Insomnia. Coming out of New York’s own Madison Square Garden. To bring you all this insanity in depth there were only two men to do the job. Those men are familiar faces. I give you the best damn announce team in the industry, Tex and Duff.  

The two men come out from the back and the crowd goes wild with welcome back chants. Both men walk into the ring and shake hands with Porter. Then the two walk over to the announce table and get set up. Porter just smiles to the crowd.  

Porter: Now do you think I would forget a ring announcer? Hell no. We brought back the most enticing and lovely ring announcer in the known world. Stormy Canyon.  

Stormy walks out from the back in a beautiful silver sequined dress. She slips into the ring and gives Jonathan a kiss on the cheek. She then walks out of the ring and sits down.  

Porter: Tonight’s card features three matches for you insane fans out there. Tonight we have Mike Hero versus Vincent Milano. Then in an Asylum Rules match we have Jason John Cash facing the Red Ripper Staniak, An the Main Event tonight is Steve Ramone taking on Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Ladies and Gentlemen I’m excited about tonight’s show, the first Insomnia ever and my first time at the helm of a project this awesome. Now let me introduce to you the three men who have made the AWA happen. The three men who will revolutionize Sports Entertainment. The three insane brains behind the AWA, Lionheart, Crazy J, and Goth.  

The theme song of Insomnia hits as the co-owners and chairman walk up to the stage and the fans greet them with the response that they deserve. Goth stands in the middle as he applauds the fans, while J and Lionheart walk to the sides of the stage and slap hands with the fans who are near to them. An AWA chant erupts as Goth can be seen enjoying the whole scene that is taking place before him. Finally the three men walk up to the ring and slide in the ring. Goth hugs his brother as he grabs the microphone, while the other bosses shake hands with him as Goth motions the fans to be silent  

Tex Martin: I’m curious what Goth is about to say!!  

Goth: Welcome to Monday Night!!  

Crowd: INSOMNIA!!!  

Goth: Tonight is our first show, tonight is going to be the first moment where the questions will be answered and new and old faces will be shown to the world. But most of all we should not forget that one place where we came from and remember those who have paved the way for us to make this move. And we shall never forget the GWA!!!  

The crowd starts to erupt into a GWA chant that all the men in the ring applaud to  

Goth: Enjoy the show, I got things to do. But there are even more things to be said by those who are going to bring you the Asylum to the ring… J???  

Goth hands over the microphone to Crazy J as he slides out of the ring and shakes the hands of the fans as he walks to the back. The camera turns back to Crazy J who is seen staring at Goth with a big grin and puts the mic to his mouth  

Crazy J: how fitting that you would walk out and open the AWA first show. But you see its not who opens the show but it’s who makes the biggest impact. So tonight let it be known I will make the biggest impact  

Tex Martin: Oh yeah!!! The mood is set already!!!  

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A black Tahoe pulled in the indoor parking garage and slammed into a black BMW, ramming it forward and over to the left – next to the entrance door of the arena. Security guards jumped back and one talked to someone on his two-way. The Tahoe reversed, gassed it and slammed the into the BMW again; this time keeping the tires spinning until the Tahoe was in the parking lot and the BMW was pushed into the middle of the Tahoe. Smoke rolled from under the hood of the SUV as the door swung open and the giant stepped out. Smoke rolled from his nostrils as he pulled the cigar from his mouth and flicked it at the BMW. There was no mistaking the man even if he wasn’t over seven feet tall – the scarred, hideous mug of Jaymz Yaroslav was instantly recognizable he began to walk toward the entrance door as it flew open and Crazy J stepped out with a grin on his face. A grin didn’t cross Jaymz’ but he was glad to see his friend none-the-less.  

Crazy J: Well, there he is..and I see you made quick work of the BMW here  

Jaymz: Yeah, ..only Tristan Bale drives something like that.  

Crazy J: Err, ..Tristan aint here.  

Jaymz: …oh….. So this AWA? ..Who you got tonight? ..I know any of these people?  

Crazy J: Me?? Hell no, I'm not getting back in the ring.  

Jaymz stepped away and shook his head  

Jaymz: Oh hell no!! I aint getting back in the ring either.. Don’t tell me you fuckin pulled me here for--  

Crazy J: No, no, no, no, no,no… Shut your damn hole and listen… I’m not askin you to wrestle, ..God know you wrestle with my sister enough – it’s a disgusting image that never leaves my mind.. but anyway, listen!! I'm not wrestlin either, ..I own this place  

Jaymz: ..oh yeah? ..  

Crazy J: Yeah, well, sorta… and I need ya around here. Cmon, ..you know the wrestlin business…  

Jaymz: Whats this ‘sorta’ shit?  

Crazy J: Well, I'm a Co-Owner.. Me and two other guys….  

Jaymz could tell by the look on J’s face that he didn’t like what he was about to tell him  

Jaymz: ….who?....  

Crazy J: Alright, some things you gotta put to the side ya know? …I think its all good, but I dunno man.. We’ll see how things go, but I think things will be better with you around.. And the other two owners are ok with the move.. We want you to be the Co-General Manager..  

Jaymz seemed not to hear what J said  

Jaymz: …who?.....  

Crazy J: Lionheart, ..and Goth.  

Jaymz: What!??? Goth!??? Of all the fuckin people; him and Lionheart??  

Crazy J: Hey, you gotta put some of that past shit behind. Cmon, you know these two know this business inside and out. Nobody said you had to like either of them, but they were all for ya comin in here.. well, ..sort of. It took a while, but their gonna try and put this past shit behind them, ..cause with us three, Porter and you? ..AWA is gonna go to the top.  

Jaymz: I dunno, ..man – I cant stand those people.  

Crazy J: don’t pass this shit up.. you aint gotta like ‘em – but come in and help ME and help the AWA. Your gonna bail on me after all these years? ..Your gonna bail when this is a perfect job for you? ..You know how to do this job and bring a promotion to the top – weve done that with ZT.. Just don’t leave me hangin here man, ..these guys want you here to  

Jaymz seemed to think this over for a moment  

Jaymz: …ok….I’ll do it.. But the first damn time one of ‘em starts to run their mouths, ..man its on.  

Crazy J: We aint even gotta worry about it, ..Co-General Manager. Now cmon, you got a job to do, ..and uh, ..two more people to meet.  

Jaymz: Now!?? I gotta see these two now???  

Crazy J: Yep, ..lets go.  

Crazy J turned and headed back to the arena as Jaymz sighed, grunted and followed him in    

Stormy Canyon: The following contest is the opener of the show and it is scheduled for one fall!! Currently in the ring are the two combatants!! Vincent Milano and Mike Hero!!  

The crowd cheer for the two as they raise their hands in the air  

Tex Martin: We haven’t seen Milano in ages and I am curious what this new guy can do!!  

The bell rings and the two combatants get it on, Milano gives a big time blow to the head of Hero that sends him in the ropes. Milano continues to beat on him with stiff forearms to the face before delivering a hip toss that sends Hero to the canvas. Milano wraps  his arm around the neck of Hero for a chinlock, the referee checks in on Hero as he grabs the head of Milano and gets to his feet before executing a modified jawbreaker. The impact of the blow sends Milano backwards and falls to the outside to the ground with his head hitting on the concrete floor.  

Duff Travers: Damn man, that got to hurt!! I see some blood coming out of his head!!  

The referee goes out of the ring to see how it is going with Milano when suddenly a figure runs in the ring and attacks the new superstar  

Tex Martin: Who in the hell is this guy??  

A pumped up individual grabs the bruised head of Mike Hero and scoops him up in the air and drives him down with a big time Spike Slam and then slides out of the ring as we see Mike Hero coughing up blood. Suddenly as the new guy escapes through the crowd we can see Goth walk out to the ring and shaking his head as he walks towards vincent Milano with a microphone.  

Goth: A nobody Vincent? A nobody that sends you out of the ring with one move and covers your entire head with blood? Is that how you want to keep the honours of the AWA high? By making a complete fool out of yourself? You should be lucky that I do not fire your ass on the spot, you see that guy in the ring? You did not do it… I’m going to give you one final chance Milano…. I am going to throw you in the ring next week against Stevie Ramone… The winner gets his chance to enter the J’s special match… And if you do disappoint me again Milano… I will personally FIRE YOUR ASS!!!  

Goth suddenly blasts the microphone in the face of Vincent Milano and stands over him for a few moments. Not looking happy at all before walking to the back and having the fans cheer him on  

Tex Martin: This isn’t the way you want to start out in this federation!!  

The camera’s turn to the hallway where we can see Jaymz and J talking towards each other  

Jaymz: How in the hell could you get aligned yourself with that bastard Goth? I mean you know how much I hate that guy. I am more then willing to rip his head off the moment that I see him, I…  

Crazy J: Look man, I don’t like it either. But he was the one that threw in the most money so that we could build this federation. Without him, there would be no AWA at all man  

The two suddenly stop at the door that reads Chairman.  

Jaymz: You got to be kidding me? He’s the chairman? You did not tell me this!! I’m out of here!!!  

Cray J: Come on man! I know you hate this guy, but we are still Zero Tolerance and you know what we always have said….. We own everyone!!  

Jaymz stares into the eyes of J and shakes his head before entering the door with him and stare to the man that is now the new Chairman  

Goth: Welcome J and welcome Jaymz. I’m so happy that you finally could come to the AWA.  

Jaymz: Cut the crap Goth, do your thing and then me and J can get out of here and plot to take over this joint  

Goth: Oh really Jaymz? And how are you going to do that? Are you going to silence your way into the top of this industry? Are you going to be a thorn into my side? Are you going to dominate the other General Manager and Lionheart the other co-owner? And what would you do to own this federation, when I own you  

Jaymz walks over to the desk of Goth as he is about to reach out for him, but is stopped by J who grabs him by the arm.  

Jaymz: Nobody owns me Goth, especially not some joke of a chairman like you.  

Goth sits down and laughs as he sees the hatred in the eyes of Jaymz. He then throws a piece of paper in front of Jaymz and laughs.  

Jaymz: What the hell is this?  

Goth: This is your ticket to raise hell on those who deserve to have their asses kicked. This is your ticket to do whatever you want to whomever you want it to do… except for the boss of course…  

Jaymz: We will see about that Goth, we will see about that!!  

With that Jaymz wants to turn around and walk away as suddenly the door opens and Lionheart with Jonathan Porter walks in and all men stare each other down as Goth grins as the shot turns back to the ring  

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We see Bulldog Bill Barnhart backstage walking down the hallway. He is wearing his black wrestling attire with the pink trim and black wrestling boots. Iris, his English Bulldog, is faithfully following behind him, wearing her normal pink dog collar and Bill is leading her on a pink leash. Bill looks at the doors until he is satisfied that he has arrived at the correct one. This door is labeled GOTH – AWA Owner so Bill just walks right into the office without knocking. Goth is in a private meeting with the other owners of Asylum Wrestling Alliance, Crazy J and Lionheart, and they are startled that Bill would just walk into the office of the Boss of AWA without knocking and crash their business meeting.  

GOTH:  Bill! What the hell are you doing barging into my office like that? We are having a private business meeting here!  

CRAZY J:  Yeah, do you think you own the place or something?  

LIONHEART:  Don’t you knock before you enter a room?  

Bill looks hurt that they would treat him in this manner, especially Goth who was a member of Black Circle Stable with him back in the Global Wrestling Alliance days. Bill steps up in front of the desk where the three were having their private business meeting and he answers all three questions.  

BULLDOG BILL:  Goth, your office door was not closed, it was open, so I see no reason to knock when your office door is open already. No, J, I don’t think I own the place but I damn sure deserve more respect than what you are giving me. And, Lionheart, why in the hell should I knock on an open office door? Even if the door were closed, someone who is a top Superstar in the world of Wrestling as I am shouldn’t have to knock on anyone’s door!  

GOTH:  Bill, don’t piss me off. I am retired but I can come out of retirement to kick your ass in a wrestling match you know!  

CRAZY J:  Yeah, Bill, same here. You already know that I am still upset at you bailing from the Zero Tolerance Stable without warning.  

LIONHEART:  And, Bill, you already know that I want revenge for losing that United States Title Match, which was a Dog Collar Match, against you on Sunday, January 27, 2008, at the Condemned II Pay-per-View!  

Bill seems to be confused at their reactions.  

BULLDOG BILL:  Listen up guys, I didn’t come here to stir up trouble with you. I came here to congratulate you on opening Asylum Wrestling Alliance so quickly and I wanted to thank you three for allowing me to be a part of the Federation from the first day. I am not here to cause trouble and have matches with you guys. I am here to have fun!  

As Bill is talking to Goth, Crazy J, and Lionheart, Iris starts sniffing around and then she walks over to Goth’s desk and lifts her leg and pisses on the side of his desk. Goth is noticeably upset.  

GOTH:  Bill, get that stinky flea bitten dog out of my dressing room. She just pissed on the side of my desk. I didn’t even know that girl dogs could piss by lifting their leg like that! Damn! Now my office is going to smell like dog piss!  

Lionheart and Crazy J cannot hold back their laughter at what just happened to Goth’s desk. The are laughing themselves silly while Bill tries to apologize.  

BULLDOG BILL:  Gee, sorry about that Boss, but Iris tends to get excited when there are a lot of people yelling at me. I will call a carpet cleaning company to come and clean up her piddle. And by the way, Iris don’t have fleas!  

Bill starts to scratch his goatee which brings a reaction from Goth.  

GOTH:  If Iris doesn’t have fleas then why are you scratching your goatee?  

BULLDOG BILL:  It is the power of suggestion Boss! Iris don’t have fleas I tell you! I promise I will have some people in here to clean up your carpet real soon.  

While Bill is explaining and apologizing to Goth, and while Crazy J and Lionheart are laughing themselves silly, Iris gets excited again and this time she runs over to Lionheart and squats and takes a crap on his newly shined shoes. Lionheart doesn’t realize what just happened until he begins to smell her poop wafting in the air. Then he looks down and realizes what just happened.  

LIONHEART:  Sniff! Sniff! Oh damn! Bill! Your dumb assed mutt just crapped on my newly shined shoes! Ewwwww! Dammit Bill! That did it! Your ass is mine punk!  

Lionheart is about to stand up and chase Barnhart around the office until he realizes that by doing so he might spread the poop around, so he sits down and growls at Barnhart instead.  

BULLDOG BILL:  I’m really sorry Lionheart! Iris got a little too excited! I will go find the carpet cleaner and the shoe shine man right away and have them clean up this mess immediately! So sorry about the confusion and the doggy mess. Heh heh! I will see you guys later. Thanks for opening the new Wrestling Federation and inviting me to join.  

Bill begins to walk out of the office of Goth when Iris stops and begins to smell the legs of Crazy J.  

CRAZY J:  Oh no you don’t Iris!! Bill, get that damn dog away from me before I call my Korean friends to come and have a barbecue starring Iris as the main course!  

Bill rushes out of the office of Goth so quickly that the rush of air nearly knocks over Goth, Crazy J, and Lionheart. Within a matter of minutes the carpet cleaning guy and the shoeshine man show up and begin cleaning up Goth’s carpet and Lionheart’s shoes. The shoe shine man grumbles to himself that Bill Barnhart better pay him ten times the normal amount for having to suffer this indignity of cleaning dog poop of the shoes of Lionheart.  

GOTH:  For sure Bill is going to have a few interesting wrestling matches with us three. I may just get Bill in a Barbed Wire Match since I know how much he hates Barbed Wire.  

CRAZY J:  I want some sort of special stipulation, such as the loser of our match has to shave their goatee after the match. It sure would be funny to see Bill Barnhart without his goatee!  

LIONHEART:  I want something like if Bill loses to me he cannot have Iris as any wrestling event for 30 days.  

The three return to their business meeting but not before the close, and lock, the office door. They continue their business meeting as the carpet cleaning man and the shoe shine man finish up their chores and leave the office as a commercial hits.      

Tex: Cash and Staniak are about to enter the ring, very shortly, for a hellacious match with hardcore rules!  

Duff: I expect to see a lot of pain and a lot of bleeding! The question remains is who is going to be walking out as the better man? Let's find out!  

The arena lights go out and stay out and small soft flames come from the ring post after a few seconds. Something is in the ring covered up with a dark cloth. The flames get bigger as a slow drum beat starts every time the drum beats the flames shoot up a little more. Something is moving in the entrance area and when the person walks out a red spot light shines and you can tell its Crazy J, one of the Owners of AWA. He walks down the ramp and stops before entering the ring. He looks at the crowd and he has that Crazy J sick smile on his face and he enters the ring. He stands near the object and places his hand on it and when he lifts up the black cloth the flames shoot out and are so bright from the post you cant see anything. After a few it clears and the arena lights come back up and in the middle of the ring is a shiny new belt. The camera zooms in to see Asylum Champion on the front of it. Crazy J pulls out a microphone and lifts it to talk.

Crazy J: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the first Monday Night Insomnia . As most of you know my name is Crazy J, and I am one of the owners of this place and I am out here to tell you fans and those men in the back room that this title is… The best Extreme, Hardcore, Bloody title you could ever wish for. This belt will be won at AWA first PPV. But its not going to be just a trash can or table match to win it, its going to be Crazy J very own Fun House match. (the fans cheer) Now you might be wondering what is in a Fun House match, well it’s a steal cage around the outside of the ring with a roof. But inside of it will be glass mirrors, and fun little weapons and all kinds of surprises. (the fans cheer some more) Now you must all want to know who is going to be in this match? Well I am not ready to tell you that yet but as a warm up treat tonight in an Asylum Rules Match tonight Jason Cash VS Staniak Crazy J: Ladies and Gentleman as Co Owner of this place I promise to give you blood and broken bones. This title will be won by a man that knows how to fight and a man that knows how to get the job done. The man that holds this belt first will have to fight for their life and when the match is over the person holding the belt will need to heel fast and hope for the best because this belt is going to be on the line a lot. But Right now I am going to go have a seat and watch this match.  

Crazy J walks over to the announcer table and he sits down and puts a head set on and sits next to Tex. The two Look at Crazy J and J just gives them a dirty look.  

Stormy: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already standing in the ring - STANIAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Staniak climbs up the top rope and poses for the fans as they cheer for him!  

Stormy: Introducing his opponent, from Braxton, Mississippi, weighing at 245 lbs - JASON JOHN CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Hellbilly Deluxe blares over the speakers as Jason John Cash comes out from behind the curtain and he walks down the ramp, sneering and spitting. He climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes and poses for the fans as Staniak is eyeing his opponent very carefully. His opponent takes off his jacket and hands it to the outside, then cracks his neck and knuckles and telling Staniak to bring it! The bell rings as the two opponent measure each other up...  

Duff: You know what? Forget this match, I want to see some puppies! Bring on the puppies!  

Tex: Settle down, Duff. You might get some puppies after the show! Right now, we have a match to call!  

Tex: You know Cash has to feel pretty good being a former Zero Tolerance member and having his good friend a Co owner of the new place. So how long Crazy J tell you just give him a title?  

Crazy J: You know what Tex, I should just fire your ass for being a dumb ass but I wont. Cash is going to have to earn his way to a title and I am not going to play favorites.  

Staniak starts off the match with a dropkick that took Cash by surprise. He staggers back to the ropes and Staniak follows it up with a clothsline. Since anything goes, Staniak leaps to the outside and connects with a cross-body splash! He picks up Cash and tries to throw him into the steel steps, but Cash reverses it and Staniak gets hit instead! Cash pulls away the flap from ringside and looks underneath for a weapon and grabs one - it's a kendo stick! He proceeds to bash Staniak's head in with the kendo stick, immediately causing first blood! Staniak looks like he is already out! Cash laughs as he tosses the stick away, then he lifts Staniak back to his feet and punches him in the stomach a few times before throwing him back to the ring. A pin attempt is made, but Staniak somehow got the shoulder up! Cash rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair before coming back in. Staniak rolls backwards, sees Cash charging with the chair in hand, and kicks him in the stomach. The chair is out of Cash's grip as Staniak spins Cash around so that his face can land on the chair and Staniak pummels him with a DDT! Cash's face bounces off the chair and he rolls away from the chair, his nose and forehead busted open! Staniak manages to crawl to the ropes and lift himself back up, then he drags Cash to the lower-left turnbuckle, puts the chair in front of Cash, then takes a few steps back and charges with a low dropkick, the chair slamming into Cash's face! Cash is literally out of it as Staniak drags him to the center of the ring and goes for a pin! But Cash somehow gets the shoulder up at the count of two. Staniak tells the ref that it was a count of three, but the referee disagrees otherwise. Staniak dismisses the referee and climbs on top of the turnbuckle, then flips backward with a moonsault in mind. But Cash scouts the move in advance and lifts his knees, hammering Staniak's stomach. Staniak growns as he hits the floor and rolls out of the ring, his wind knocked out from him. Cash gets on his feet and shakes his head, feeling the blood pouring. But he ignores the pain and rolls out of the ring. Spotting Staniak on the floor, he waits for the man to get on his feet. Then Cash spears Staniak through the barricade and the crowd goes nuts! Cash goes for the pin cover, but Staniak gets the shoulder up. Picking up the man, he tries to get him tossed through the glass window, but Staniak reverses it and Cash gets thrown in the glass! Cash's body seems to be broken in half! Staniak goes for a cover of his own, as he crawls over to Cash and puts an arm over his chest and the referee counts it. 1....2....but Cash gets the shoulder up! Staniak gets up weakly, trying to balance his footing again and kicks Cash in the stomach a few times. He then takes him back to the ring and tries to get him in a suplex that would hopefully injure Cash's back on the steel steps! But Cash does not budge and instead pulls a fast one of his own, a fast suplex! Both men are down, but it takes about five counts later for the two men to regain their feet, each of them picking up a kendo stick and the steel chair. Staniak tries to attack first, but Cash smacks him in the face with the chair and Staniak falls down to the ground. Throwing away the chair, Cash then covers Staniak with the pin and the referee counts it! 1....2.....3!  

Stormy: Here is your winner - JASON JOHN CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Tex: Wow! That was a bloody match!  

Duff: Are you kidding me? Both of them gave each other hell!  

Cash is standing in the ring with a smile on his face as he looks down on Staniak laying in the ring. Crazy J is still ring side and he is standing up clapping and out of no where Scythe comes in the ring with a chair and nails Cash in the back of the head. Cash falls to the ground and Crazy J throws of his head set and he climbs in the ring and he pulls out a microphone once he is in the ring. Scythe stares at Crazy J and he stares back at him. Crazy J moves towards him and he motions for him to wait.

Crazy J: Scythe you want to play in the Asylum and you want to mess around with my Division then guess what next week you got the honors of facing Cash. But tonight this man proved why he deserves to be in the Fun House Asylum match at the PPV. But if you can impress me next week I will make you one of the others in this match as well. But if you ever cross my path and mess with My division in the AWA I will crush you nuts and make sure we bring in a AWA Women Champions ship and I will put you in that division. Now get out of my ring before I show you What Disturbed Dreams are and get your shit and get out. I want you out of this building before Cash gets the chance to revenge on you early. Next week a Falls count anywhere match is set.

Cash starts moving and Scythe smiles as he walks to the back and Cash Stands up holding his head and he looks pissed. He starts to leave the ring and Crazy J calls him back and J looks at one of the workers ringside and he hands him two beers and Crazy J and Cash have a drink together in the ring.  

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The camera’s turn to the hallway where we can see Jaymz and J talking towards each other  

Jaymz: How in the hell could you get aligned yourself with that bastard Goth? I mean you know how much I hate that guy. I am more then willing to rip his head off the moment that I see him, I…  

Crazy J: Look man, I don’t like it either. But he was the one that threw in the most money so that we could build this federation. Without him, there would be no AWA at all man  

The two suddenly stop at the door that reads Chairman.  

Jaymz: You got to be kidding me? He’s the chairman? You did not told me this!! I’m out of here!!!  

Cray J: Come on man! I know you hate this guy, but we are still Zero Tolerance and you know what we always have said….. We own everyone!!  

Jaymz stares into the eyes of J and shakes his head before entering the door with him and stare to the man that is now the new Chairman  

Goth: Welcome J and welcome Jaymz. I’m so happy that you finally could come to the AWA.  

Jaymz: Cut the crap Goth, do your thing and then me and J can get out of here and plot to take over this joint  

Goth: Oh really Jaymz? And how are you going to do that? Are you going to silence your way into the top of this industry? Are you going to be a thorn into my side? Are you going to dominate the other General Manager and Lionheart the other co-owner? And what would you do to own this federation, when I own you  

Jaymz walks over to the desk of Goth as he is about to reach out for him, but is stopped by J who grabs him by the arm.  

Jaymz: Nobody owns me Goth, especially not some joke of a chairman like you.  

 

Jaymz: What the hell is this?  

Goth: This is your ticket to raise hell on those who deserve to have their asses kicked. This is your ticket to do whatever you want to whomever you want it to do… except for the boss of course…  

Jaymz: We will see about that Goth, we will see about that!!  

With that Jaymz wants to turn around and walk away as suddenly the door opens and Lionheart with Jonathan Porter walks in and all men stare each other down as Goth grins as the shot turns back to the ring  

Tex: So this is the first time that Bill and Stevie meet each other inside the ring of the AWA, isn't it?  

Duff: Yes it is and it certainly will not be their last match against each other either! I got a feeling that both men will have a long rivalry between each other in the days to come!    

We run into Bulldog Bill Barnhart after he has left Goth's office, where Iris got him into trouble with Goth, Crazy J, and Lionheart, by her soiling the office carpet. Bill is quickly returning to his dressing room when he is confronted by Asylum Wrestling Alliance Interviewer, Page Harris, who is quick to get in his face for an interview.    

PAGE HARRIS:  Bill, that was an awful experience back in Goth's office. Do you think you are in trouble for what Iris did?    

BULLDOG BILL:  No, Page, I made the situation right and that is the honorable thing to do. I wasn't rude to any of the Management types as I kept my cool and showed them respect. It was Iris who did the nasty and soiled the carpet and Lionheart's new shoes. Bad dog!    

Iris gets a sad look on her face and lets out a wimper    

BULLDOG BILL:  Shut up Iris! You may be staying home for a few weeks as punishment for this day. Anway, I doubt anything will come of it Page. Goth, Crazy J, and Lionheart are very fair guys.    

PAGE HARRIS:  I see that you are in the Main Event against Steve Ramone. I seemed like you two had a great feud going back in your previous Federation and that you are continuing it here in Asylum Wrestling Alliance.    

BULLDOG BILL:  Me and Ramone had a feud? When? He was stalking me all the time demanding matches only to have me kick his ass. I was going to call the police and get him arrested for stalking, but then I figured it was just way more fun to beat him down in public in the wrestling ring instead. Look, Page, there is no feud between me and Steve Ramone. He is the wannabe and I am the one who already is. Tonight we see the demise of Steve Ramone in his debut match in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Maybe the boys in the Front Office can give me a REAL opponent next week! Har har har! Now, Page, please excuse me as I wish to return to my dressing room to give Iris a TIME OUT! See ya!    

Bill takes off in a quick step toward his dressing room. Iris quickly follows behind knowing that she is about to get a major time out from Bill. We watch as Bill and Iris enter the Dressing Room and bill closes the door behind him.    

Stormy: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event for the first-ever Monday Night Insomnia!    

The crowd goes nuts as Bill and Steve Ramone are warming themselves up in the ring, staring down each other all the while.  

Stormy: Introducing first - BILL BARNHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

The crowd rain down boos on him as Bill Barnhart dimisses the chants from his mind, but grinning at Steve Ramone.  

Stormy: And his opponent - STEVE RAMONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Boos turn into cheers as Steve Ramone acknowledge the fans with a fist in the air and nodding at them. Then he lowers his fist and turns his gaze towards Bill Barnhart and both men walk to the center of the ring. The two men continue where they left off with their stare off as the referee orders them to have a clean fight. Then the two men seperate and the bell rings, both men are circling the ring, trying to take the advantage...  

Tex: So tell me, Duff, who are you rooting for?    

Duff: What do you mean by that? I'd like to know who YOU are rooting for, partner!    

Tex: Oh please! I'm just here to call the match!    

Duff: Sometimes, I don't know if I should put up with you or not, Tex!    

The two lock up in the middle of the ring and Bill strikes his opponent in the stomach with a couple of knees, forcing Steve to stagger back into the corner. Bill lets go, all of a sudden, then slaps Steve in the face! The crowd boos on Bill for that, but Steve spears his foe to the ground and lays him out with a bunch of stiff rights of his own! Bill manages to push Steve out of the position and rolls out of the ring. Bill then walks up the ramp, thinking to completely forgetting the match. Steve hops over the rings and runs after him, but Bill was playing possum and turns around with a ferocious clothsline, Steve spinning into the air before hitting the ramp floor! Bill laughs, picking up Steve and bashing his head into the barricade, Steve dropping to the floor. Then he throws Steve into the ring, stands up and bounces from the nearby ropes and lands an elbow drop. He goes for the pin, but Steve gets the shoulder up at the count of two. Bill then picks up his opponent and tosses him to the ropes, but Steve comes back with a cross-body splash! He goes for a pin of his own, but Bill kicks out at the count of two. Steve hits the top rope and Bill regains his footing, but is down again, thanks to Steve's moonsault! Steve then follows it up with a legdrop, then he picks up Steve, flips him off, and holds his arm out in an armbar position, then proceeds to kick Bill several times in multiple areas through his deadly martial arts kick! He then spins in the air and kicks Bill behind the head, Barnhart filpping forward and hitting the mat with huge thud! Again, Steve Ramone goes for the pin, but somehow, Bill managed to get his shoulder up before the count of three! Steve hits the ropes as Bill slowly gets on his feet. Bill was able to scout the move in advance and grab Steve, powerslamming him to the mat! Bill is on one knee, recovering his breath, as Steve Ramone arches his back in pain. The Bulldog kicks his foe into the mud several times before iron-whipping his opponent into the upper-left turnbuckle, then charges in with another clothsline, cutting off Steve's neck and forcing him to fall really fast! Bill brings out a grin from his face and rolls out of the ring, this time grabbing a steel chair in hand! The crowd respond with loud boos and thumbs-down as Bill gets back into the ring. Steve Ramone suddenly kip-ups back to his feet, then dropkicks the steel chair, the chair slamming into Bill's face! Bill is quickly in a groggy state, then receives another blow to the face as Steve executes an Enziguir! Then Steve springboards the ropes and hits another moonsault! Thinking that the win is his, Steve covers the leg! 1....2...but Bill barely kicked out in time! Steve slams the mat in frustration, looking at the ref and telling him to count faster! As he picks up Bill, Bill manages to rake his opponent's eyes out! Steve grabs his eyes and groans out in pain as Bulldog grabs Steve's head, from behind, and slams his face into the mat with a bulldog! Rolling backward into his feet, he then looks at the crowd and taunts the fans before going back to work on Steve, scooping him for a vicious backbacker! Steve is crying out in pain, trying to recover feeling from his back, but receives more pain as Bill kicked him in the back. But Steve turned it around and kicked Bill away, forcing him to stagger back. Kipping up back to his feet, Steve goes for a final charge and leaps into the air with a cross-body splash, but Bill somehow saw it coming and rolled Steve over and held onto the tights. As the referee started the count, Bill then lifted his feet onto the ropes and held down Bill until the count has been in!  

Stormy: Here is your winner - BILL BARNHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Tex: That was horrible Duff! He shouldn't have cheated at all!  

Duff: But the referee did not see it at all, Tex, so it counts!  

Bill rolls out of the ring and points at Steve and laughs, who tries to lunge at Bill, then gets on the top rope and trash-talks to him as the scene eventually fades to black...

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