PAGE HARRIS: Bill, I understand you wanted to be in the Television Title match but you ended up in the International Title match instead. Can you tell us how you feel about that?
BILL BARNHART: As I mentioned during the week I feel that Goth and Shane West made a big mistake by not putting me into the Television Title match at WrestleQuest IV. However, I also believe they made a bigger mistake by putting me in the International Title match instead. Remember what happened when they put Sergio into the International Title match with me and Anthony Phoenix?
PAGE HARRIS: Yes I do. Sergio won the International Title.
BILL BARNHART: History will repeat itself this Sunday night when I, the wrestler who was added to the International Title match at the last moment, will walk away as the only five time International Champion.
PAGE HARRIS: I know you mentioned you hate wrestling against a Stable-mate, but I still wish to know how you feel having to be forced to wrestle against Jason Perry in this match?
BILL BARNHART: To be honest, Page, it sucks and I don't like it at all. However since I am a true professional in the sport of wrestling, and I always give the fans a great show, I go into this match with the intention of walking out the winner, and first and only five time International Champion, so Devastator needs to understand that there is nothing personal going on her...it is simply business.
PAGE HARRIS: Your comments on Die Hard please?
BILL BARNHART: Well, Page, I am not really sure what to make of this guy. He attacks Chris Shipman with the claim that he lost some family members and he doesn't like Shipman disrespecting the dead, especially my deceased son and his ashes. He boldly steps out and attacks Blackheart which is something even I wouldn't have tried. And he keeps coming to me trying to be my ally against Chris Shipman when I am not about to trust the guy. So either Die Hard is incredibly stupid, or incredibly smart and cunning, but either way I have to be cautious as he is what I would consider the Wild Card in our International Title match tonight.
PAGE HARRIS: Would you like to give us your prediction again for this match?
BILL BARNHART: Sure thing Page. I will work over a certain part of Die Hard's body until that body part is useless. Something I learned while training under Ole and Arn Anderson, The Minnesota Wrecking Crew. Once Die Hard is disabled and useless to defend himself in our match, I will then turn my attention to Devastator and work over a certain part of his body until that body part is useless. Now I will have two crippled opponents who cannot out-wrestle me if they have only one good arm to wrestle with or one good leg to stand on. And as I mentioned in my segments during the week, it would be stupid for me to disable Die Hard first, then disable Jason Perry, and then focus my attention back on to Die Hard. Since Die Hard will already be disabled, and unable to break up my pinfall or submission on Devastator, after I disable Perry I simply put the finishing touch on him for the win and I walk away as a five-time International Champion.
PAGE HARRIS: One last question. It has been a long time that Shipman has had possession of Iris and your son's ashes. Do you expect to get them back tonight?
BILL BARNHART: There is only one thing I can count on for sure with Chris Shipman, and that is to expect the unexpected, so the best answer I can give is if he gives them back to me tonight...fine, and if he does not give them back to me tonight...fine. I have given up trying to kick Shipman in the nutsack to make him do anything. He will make his final decision to either give my stolen property back, or to destroy those items he stole from me, when he is ready to make that decision. I am simply going to focus on defeating Perry and Die Hard and leave Shipman to face himself in the mirror.
PAGE HARRIS: There you have it everyone. A very confident Bill Barnhart who expects to win the International Title for an amazing fifth time! Thanks for the interview Bill.
Bill also thanks Page Harris for her granting him the time to answer her questions. Barnhart turns and heads off down the hallway toward his dressing room. Page turns back to the camera and then the shot shifts to another scene.
Pekelo Kimo vs. Josh Woodrum vs. Robbie McCleland © vs. Crimson Lovecraft
Stormy Canyon: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the opening match of Wrestlequest IV, and it is for the Television Championship!
Duff: What a way to kick off Wrestlequest!
Tex: You said it! Shane West and Goth have both gone out of their way to put together the biggest wrestling extravaganza possible!
Duff: Last night, we celebrated the highlights of the past year, and inducted some new blood into our Hall of Fame….
Tex: …And tonight, we cap off another phenomenal year here in the Asylum by bringing the fans matches that only the AWA can provide!
Duff: Right off the bat, we have a title match so rife with drama and personal conflict, Wrestlequest was the only stage grand enough to showcase it!
"The Thing That Should Not Be" by Metallica begins to play as the arena goes completely dark. A demonic laugh is heard as the music kicks into high gear. Crimson lights bathe the arena in an eerie glow. As they return standing on the entrance is Crimson Lovecraft, a huge chain wrapped around his neck, with Trinity Synn leading him to the ring like a dog.
They walk slowly, Synn with an evil smile on her face, Crimson emotionless. When they arrive at the ring, Trinity removes the chain and slaps Crimson hard in the face. Crimson climbs into the ring, makes a cut throat gesture and his song ends as the house lights return..
Stormy Canyon: Introducing first, from “The Other Side of Darkness”, standing 6 feet, 9 inches and weighing 325 pounds, he is “The Demonic Demi-God”, CRIMSON LOVECRAFT!!!
"Bad to the Bone" plays, as the arena darkens. A sole spotlight shines on "Mister Impressive" Josh Woodrum. Behind him is Cliff Brown.
They walk down the ramp with Josh stopping in the middle to survey the crowd. Josh climbs on to the ring apron, turns toward the crowd and raises both arms up to the sky. A few seconds later he enters the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and spreads both arms. He steps down and makes a cutthroat gesture to end his song..
Stormy Canyon: The next opponent, from Lexington, Kentucky, standing 6 feet 5 inches, and weighing 270 pounds, he is the “Prince of Perversion”, JOSH WOODRUM!!!
The lights completely shut off at Madison Square Garden. From backstage a green light shines through the entrance. Pekelo walks out accompanied by his two younger brothers Nick and Aaron. Pekelo is not in his usual Lava-lava, but instead he is in his old MMA gear: Black trunks with white trim on the right, he’s wearing black tape on his feet, and black Century MMA gloves. His brothers are dressed as if they are his corner team in black track pants, black shoes, and black t-shirts with the words “Team TOA” on the back in white lettering. He stands in the middle with his brothers flanking him on either side.
Pekelo: Ho’omakaukau!
Nick and Aaron: ‘AE!
Pekelo: Ho’omakaukau!
Nick and Aaron: ‘AE!
The beat of a war drum plays in the background, Pekelo Begins a short speech in Hawaiian, afterwards he gestures to his opponents in the ring, does a throat slitting gesture and sticks his tongue out, the greatest insult in all Polynesian cultures meaning “after I kill you, I will eat you.” He then lets out a shout and the three brothers then assume a horse stance and begin his chant.
“O 'ikoa Kuali'i mana."
He opens his arms, his hands clenched in fists. Then he closes his arms, and opens them again.
"O 'ikoa Kuali'i mana."
The three of them repeat as the other two join and repeat the same motions.
"Ma kua o kala o luna."
They chant as they stretches his hands in front of him, then slap their chests, raise their hands to the sky, and slap their chests again.
"Ma kua o kala o luna." They chant again and repeat the same motions.
"E iho ne te koko." They crosses his arms and gradually open them in time with the beat.
"E iho ne te koko." They chant again and repeat the same motions.
"Ma'ikala o luna. Ma'ikala o luna. Mai'kala 'Ea 'Ea 'Ea"
They slap their chests, then raise their hands to the sky, he then repeats those motions again. They then slap their right elbows with their left hands, then slams their right elbows into their left hands, then thrust their right arms out and slap their right biceps with their left hands.
After the Ha'a, you hear the opening beat for “S.A.V.A.G.E.” by Savage playing over the speakers. He walks down the ramp and towards the ring with his brothers following closely behind him. On the TRON, video clips showing snippets of his fights during his MMA career in the PGFC are playing. After he gets into the ring, he lets his brothers in, they each mount a turnbuckle and shout a loud, high pitched “Chaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo” for all to hear. Then he jumps off and gets ready for the match. His brothers stay as close to ringside as they can to cheer him on.
Jenny: Making his way to the ring, from Waianae, Oahu, Hawaii. Standing 6 feet, three inches tall. Weighing in at 255 pounds, accompanied by TEAM TOA, he is “The Savage” PEKELO KIMO!!!!
The lights go down, and Summer Shudder by AFI starts to play, a spotlight shines on McCleland, he holds his arms up and blue and white fireworks shoot off in an X behind him. He takes his time with the fans, he's very nice, but inside the ring he is all business, he paces around, and once the bell goes off, it's all over.
Stormy Canyon: Finally, from Edinburgh, Scotland, standing 5 feet 9 inches and weighing 145 pounds, he is the current and reigning Television Champion, he is “The Scottish Sensation” ROBBIE McCLELAND!!!!
The referee does his best to herd the challengers to neutral corners as he has McCleland hand over his championship belt, which the ref holds over his head to signify that the title is on the line.
Duff: Talk about a tough challenge. This kid has not one, not two, but THREE men coming after him at the same time, looking to snatch his title from him.
Tex: Yet through it all, this young man has shown no fear whatsoever. Even after suffering a blemish on his record at the hands of Jason Perry last week, his confidence has not been shaken. He is willing to walk through the flames of Hell itself to retain the Television Championship…
Duff: Which is what Crimson Lovecraft has no problem accommodating, if he has anything to say about it.
The referee hands off the Television title belt to Stormy Canyon and signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell and start the match. Once he hears the bell, McCleland takes off like a shot, straight at the man who sired him, Josh Woodrum.
Duff: Little bugger doesn’t waste any time, does he?
Tex: He blames Josh Woodrum for the troubles in his life, and desecrating Kate McCleland’s grave was akin to throwing a box of dynamite into a bonfire.
Duff: Blowing up in Woodrum’s face is pretty accurate, Tex…
Pekelo Kimo and Crimson Lovecraft aren’t standing idly by, as they immediately begin exchanging blows off to the side. Trinity Synn pounds on the ring apron, trying to encourage her charge. Pekelo Kimo tires of trading blows back and forth, so he blocks Lovecraft’s punch and lands a kick to the breadbasket, knocking the wind out of the demonic giant. Grabbing a front facelock, he keeps Lovecraft from getting his second wind by continuously landing hard knees to the gut, softening up his opponent’s ribs. The camera catches a shot of Kimo’s entourage, Team Toa, shouting encouragement from the front row.
Duff: The Hawaiian native with the upper hand as his guests support him from the front row.
Tex: Unfortunately, Kimo was unable to secure Manager’s licenses for his brothers and friend in time for them accompany him to the ring. At least he was able to get them ringside seats…
Duff: That way they can share in his misery when he loses again?
Tex: The match has barely begun, Duff. Predicting Kimo’s defeat is a bit premature, but “premature” is something you know a lot about…
Woodrum pushes the smaller man off of him in order to catch a breather. McCleland is having none of that and immediately resumes his assault, doing his best to live up to the intentions laid out in his promotional appearances earlier in the week. Woodrum pushes Robbie off again, and once more the champion rushes at the former champion, but this time Woodrum buys himself a reprieve by delivering a spinebuster that would make Arn Anderson proud.
Duff: Finally, Woodrum catches a break...
Tex: But how long will it last, Duff? Woodrum has made himself the target of the TV champion’s wrath. Pekelo Kimo and Crimson Lovecraft are merely distractions. There’s nothing McCleland would love more than to send his father out of the arena on a stretcher…
Duff: Stretcher, nothing. He wants Woodrum taken out of here in a pine box…
Pekelo has Lovecraft staggered against the ropes. Kimo takes off in the opposite direction, bounces off of the ropes, and clotheslines Crimson with enough force to send both of them over the top rope and to the ringside mats. Trinity barely gets out of the way in time.
Tex: Both of those men landing on top of her would have been catastrophic...
Duff: I wouldn’t mind landing on top of her….
Tex: And if Crimson Lovecraft heard you say that, he’d turn you into his next sacrifice to the “Great Old Ones”.
Duff: It would be worth it….
Josh attempts to capitalize on his advantage by throttling Robbie. The referee immediately admonishes Woodrum, threatening to disqualify him.
Duff: Nothing like a little family togetherness…..
Tex: Sure, if you’re part of the Manson family….
With the referee distracting Woodrum, McCleland mule kicks the porn star in the back of the knee.
McCleland peppers Woodrum’s face with punch after punch, his fury fueling the champion to inflict as much damage as he can.
Duff: Sheesh! Remind me to never piss this kid off.
Tex: Duff, it is patently impossible for you NOT to piss somebody off...
With Woodrum sufficiently dazed, McCleland whips the porn star to the opposite corner, where he violently crashes face first into the turnbuckle. He staggers back a step and turns to see Robbie running full speed towards him, too late to mount a defense. McCleland uses Josh’s bent knee to launch himself up and land a skull-crushing kick to the back of Woodrum’s head.
Tex: Braveheart!!!
Duff: No way is Woodrum getting up from that.
Outside the ring, Kimo and Lovecraft continue their slugfest. Both of them are so focused on the man in front of them that they neglect the action in the ring. Woodrum is out cold, and the champion wastes no time covering his biological father. The ref drops down to begin his count. One… Two… THREE!!!
Stormy Canyon: The winner of this match, and STILL Television Champion, “The Scottish Sensation” ROBBIE McCLELAND!!!
winner: Robbie McCleland
The cameras cut backstage and see Bill Barnhart about to open the door into his dressing room. He stops as he hears whimpers comming from inside. He cautiously enters and sees Iris tied to a table. She is covered in feces and has lost an extreme amount of weight. Bill cautiously looks around the room but finds no sign of Shipman. He walks over to Iris and even thoiugh she is covered in dog poo he caresses and shows her love. Suddenly Shipman blindsides Bill comming out of nowhere and blasting him in the back of the head with the urn of Bill Jr.
Shipman: See brother, this was never about favortism or any of that family BS, this was about your claim about been a two time Grand Slam champion. However I got right here the ruling on Grand Slam champions.
Shipman pulls a piece of paper out and begins reading.
Shipman:Grand Slams consist of 4 levels of titles not available titles. or else a lot of ECW guys would be grand slam champions (ECW only had 3 levels so could only win Triple Crown status) Even now to win a grand slam in WWE you must have been a hardcore or european champion in the past. If you didn't wrestle when these belts were active you can only achieve triple crown. Even triple crown has its own set of rules where you must win world,IC, and tag in order to get the achievement.
Also in wrestling it is not based on seasons to win the belts, it is based on career.
Therefore Billy-Boy under these rules you do have 1 Grand Slam once the International title was made available as you would have achieved all four levels, biut since then you have never achieved the fourth level until you win the TV title therefore making you a Triple Crown champion not a two time Grand Slam. Now in case you forget all this...
Shipman takes the paper and pulls a staple gun out of his pants and staples the paper to Bill's face four times. Blood is pouring now as Shipman laughs.
Shipman: OH and one more thing, Our Taipei Deathmatch was the end of our feud so I guess you can have this back.
Shipman begins pouring the ashes of Bill Jr over the body of Bill Barnhart. He then releases Iris as he walks out of the room. Iris runs to her "daddy" and begins licking blood and ash off of him before taking a big steamy dump on Bill's chest.
Scene cuts to the dressing room shared by Carnage members Jason Perry and Sergio Cueva. While Jason is getting ready for his International Championship match, Sergio is warming himself up for the main event of the evening. Both are dressed in their ring gear, while Alicia is dressed in a halter dress with a red and black corset-style bodice with lace up detailing at the neck, and a multi-tiered skirt. She motions for both men to pay attention to her.
Alicia: I don’t have to tell you how important tonight is….
Sergio: ...But you will anyway.
Alicia glares at her brother.
Alicia: If you don’t take this seriously, then all of the effort you’ve put into going after the Universal title will be for nothing. Jason, back me up on this….
Dev: She’s right, Sergio. We both need to be completely focused on our matches and not get too cocky.
Alicia: Thank you. Sergio, do you remember how Jason was when HE went after the Universal title? I know you’ve put a lot into this, so you can’t slack off in the home stretch.
Sergio throws up his hands in a gesture of surrender.
Sergio: OK, ok. I apologize, sis.
Alicia: Jason, you’re an old pro at this….
Dev: “Old pro”? Are you starting to make cracks about my age, honey?
Alicia: What, I get on Sergio’s case for cracking jokes and now YOU want to start?
Jason walks over and puts his hands on his wife’s shoulders.
Dev: Alicia, I love you, but you need to relax. Getting all worked up isn’t good for you OR the twins. Tonight, I want you to take the night off, so to speak. I want you to relax, enjoy yourself, and let Sergio and me take care of business.
Alicia: I just have so much on my plate right now...
Dev: Which is exactly why we’re trying to lighten the mood. Both of us know full well what’s at stake tonight….
Jason turns his head to look at Sergio.
Dev: Kinda funny, isn’t it? It wasn’t that long ago that the situation was reversed; I was going after the Universal belt and you were representing Carnage with the International title…
Sergio: Whoa, if you have a problem….
Dev: Calm down, Sergio. If I had a problem with you going after the Universal Championship, I would have said something a while ago. I’ve had my moment in the spotlight, now it’s you turn….
Alicia: Don’t sell yourself short, dear. The competition for the International Championship is just as fierce as it is for the Universal Championship.
Dev: I know that. If I felt that this was a step backwards, I would have told the suits to stuff this match up their asses.
Sergio: The only things getting stuffed up asses tonight will be our boots, Jason.
Sergio holds up his fist, which Jason bumps with his own. We hear a knock at the dressing room door. Sergio walks over and opens it to find an AWA road agent standing there.
Agent: Devastator, time to hit the gorilla position…
Jason leans down and kisses his wife gently on the lips.
Dev: Time for me to go. Wish me luck…
Alicia smiles and laughs gently.
Alicia: Of all the things you need, luck sure as hell isn’t one of them….
Scene cuts back to ringside.
Michael Andrews is backstage in his t-shirt and jeans. He is stretching a little bit when a camera happens by and he motions for them to come over after standing up. He smiles to the camera and starts to talk.
Stormy Canyon: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match for the International Championship!
Tex: Which one of these three men will walk away from this match as the new International Champion?
Duff: I guess we’ll find out soon enough. Here comes our first competitor now!
The lights fade to black as Some Chords by Deadmau5 play over the speakers. A lone, bright, spotlight shines at the entranceway as Die Hard calmly walks out to whatever the mood is from the crowd at that time. His eyes are focused solely on the ring and the opponent to which is standing in that ring as he walks confidently to the apron. He slides under the bottom rope, and walks toward his corner as the house lights come back on.
Stormy Canyon: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands at an even 6 feet and weighs in at 250 pounds… He is DIE HARD!!!
Tex: Talk about a golden opportunity! This will mark the first time that Die Hard has a shot at a championship here in the AWA.
Duff: It won’t be easy for him though. Both of his opponents are former Universal Champions.
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS by Bachman-Turner Overdrive hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a collage of video clips of Bill Barnhart performing in wrestling matches. We see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink and white pyros erupt around him on both sides of the entrance walkway and also from the TRON above which cascade sparks down around him and Iris. The crowd goes into a mostly negative reaction to the arrival of Bill Barnhart. After a few moments he takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, and then ducks through the ropes into the ring. Bill walks around the ring to acknowledge all the people in the crowd and he maintains his huge smile all the time although the crowd is booing him for his bad turn. Bill then takes up residence in a corner to await the arrival of his opponent.
Stormy Canyon: And his first opponent, hailing from Oakland, California, he stands at 6 feet and weighs in at 240 pounds, “BULLDOG” BILL BARNHART!!!
Tex: I almost feel bad for Bulldog. First Chris Shipman kidnaps Bill’s dog – AGAIN – and then steals the ashes of his deceased son. And now he has to compete against one of his stablemates…
Duff: To top it off, for him to find out that not only is his mother still alive, but that Chris Shipman is his brother! I don’t know who comes from a more dysfunctional family; Bulldog or Josh Woodrum.
The arena lights go out as the first chord of "Oh Hell Yeah" blares on the sound system. Red footlights light up as the second chord plays. Devastator makes his way on stage as the opening guitar riff plays. He looks towards the ring and the house lights come back up and he makes his way towards the ring in time to the music. When he reaches the ring, Jason climbs to the apron, grabs the top rope, and vaults over into the ring. He rips his t-shirt off and tosses the remnants to the ringside attendant.
Stormy Canyon: And their opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California, he stands at 6’7” and weighs in at 267 pounds, “DEVASTATOR” JASON PERRY!!!
Tex: And now the leader of Carnage is here, albeit without his beautiful wife and manager. You know she’s watching from somewhere, though.
Duff: I’m sure I could find a seat for her out here…
Michael: Are you all seeing this? I'm at WrestleQuest! The biggest stage of them all! I know i'm sounding a little insane right now but to be honest I had expected to calm down by now. I'm all jittery from the crowd our there and there is nowhere in this world that I would rather be right now. But let me talk at you for a second. Tonight is gonna be one of the greatest shows in wrestling history. All the great match that we have, all the people that are in them, and did you here that crowd? They are going nuts. That roof is going to come off before the end of the night and we are all going to have a hell of a time.
Michael laughs and then continues.
Michael: I want to send a special shout out the the men that are in the International Title Match. I gave up my title so that I could move to the main event of this show. Part of my wanted to try and continue on the legacy of that belt and bring back the memory of the Asylum Championship. I think that I was doing a good job of it and would have loved to continued. But I think that it will be in great hands. Whoever wins the match out of you guys is gonna make a great champ. Just promise me that you will do what I was trying to do. Make that title shine for years to come and make it just as coveted as the Universal Championship.
You can hear the crowd cheer over the last comment and Andrews smiles. He starts to talk some more.
Michael: As for the main event. Chris, Fang, Sergio. I want to wish you the best of luck. I want you all to know that it is because of your actions that I am here today. I want you to know that I am going to look back at this moment, win or lose, I feel more proud then I ever have in my entire life. I appreciate everything you and the fans have down for me and I hope that you will have as much fun as me in this match. Well maybe not as much fun as Shipman. That might get a little scary.
Michael laughs with the crowd.
Michael: lets all make this a WrestleQuest to remember!
The scene cuts away to the crowd who are cheering for there heroes.
Die Hard vs. Bill Barnhart vs. Jason Perry